🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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torpig xmr said:
A man talking about writing a grimoire with a cartoon picture of Stolas in the corner while he wears a pirate hat.
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Truth is stranger than fiction.
You cant even write this shit if you tried.
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Sarah from TN is an old, makeup-caked slag who simpers in his comments, I noticed.
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Sarah from TN is an old, makeup-caked slag who simpers in his comments, I noticed.
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I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.
 
Laylithe said:
Sarah's pussy without sharing,
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Just to be clear, without sharing... you mean that as in sharing the details of what he was doing, or sharing Sarah with you in the bedroom?


Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
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Don't go, stay. In fact get Razorfist in here too.

You three are a fun read with Laylithe, and I could be highly entertained if you visited the Deep thoughts section about the anime lolicon owl demon. Share with us your Chaos magic, I always wanted to cast Doombolt and I could use a few garden gnome helpers too.

You can keep Melonie off the site, we have enough crazy skizo bible thumpers already.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
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I'm going to call you a pathetic faggot instead because that's what you really are. What on god's fucking green Earth did you think bragging you drove a DA to suicide was a good idea?! Even satanists think you're an embarrassment. Do the world a favor, and take some cyanide pills or hang yourself.

The fact that Quarterpounder was dumb enough to work with you and that two-faced slut Melonie Mac sure says something. I have to give it to you that you 3 are of the many people who made the Antisjw scene look very bad after antisjw youtubers were finally Ws.
 
Laylithe said:
I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.
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you have been jealous since he ran off and married the Dutch girl only one you fooling is yourself.
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Laylithe said:
I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.
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I think you should apologize to Tarl for having him charged so you can rekindle the relationship. Maybe send him some nudes. or something.
 
Laylithe said:
I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.
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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs
 
Laylithe said:
She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.
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You're a fun side character to have hanging around here, have to admit.
Can you extrapolate on the little bit of dialogue we heard in that weird montage video that Jules posted, that cuts out when Tard is saying something like 'you think you're so great with your tarot cards'? Were you doing tarot readings in your Nola hotel? What did the cards tell you?
 
Spodermon said:
You're a fun side character to have hanging around here, have to admit.
Can you extrapolate on the little bit of dialogue we heard in that weird montage video that Jules posted, that cuts out when Tard is saying something like 'you think you're so great with your tarot cards'? Were you doing tarot readings in your Nola hotel? What did the cards tell you?
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She did her man's reading, and the Hanging Man and Whiskey Dick cards turned up. So he threw a phone at her.

Like the drunk who gripes about the last call at the bar, he showed up to work shitfaced today, droning repetitively about nothing much, and a lot of that nothing being studded with errors. Add to it a phlegmy smoker's cough when he laughs. But at least he showed up today. Sad!
 
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woah buddy.webp

HOOOOOOOOOOLY fuck, Stolas xisters it's so fucking over. There's actually no fucking way this fart huffing retard is displaying this Hazbin Hotel, CalArts abomination, gay husbando goonslop front and center. WOAH BUDDY just step off the cliff now and save the utter embarrassment.
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Nice try copying the KING of alcoholic goth wizards. Only problem is.. YOU AIN'T A REAL WIZARD BIIISH! OUR BOY COBRA DON'T NEED TO TAKE CREDIT FO' PREDICTED STORMS! OUR BOY COBRA SAYS "FUCK SUICIDE DOOD." OUR BOY COBRA FUCKIN' HATES WOMAN BEATIN' SICKOS LIKE YOOOOOOU!
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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HOOOOOOOOOOLY fuck, Stolas xisters it's so fucking over. There's actually no fucking way this fart huffing retard is displaying this Hazbin Hotel, CalArts abomination, gay husbando goonslop front and center. WOAH BUDDY just step off the cliff now and save the utter embarrassment.
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Nice try copying the KING of alcoholic goth wizards. Only problem is.. YOU AIN'T A REAL WIZARD BIIISH! OUR BOY COBRA DON'T NEED TO TAKE CREDIT FO' PREDICTED STORMS! OUR BOY COBRA SAYS "FUCK SUICIDE DOOD." OUR BOY COBRA FUCKIN' HATES WOMAN BEATIN' SICKOS LIKE YOOOOOOU!
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Styx will never be a wizard. He has no wand, he has no pointy hat, he has no spells.
Etc.
 
DoomsdayElite said:
Styx will never be a wizard. He has no wand, he has no pointy hat, he has no spells.
Etc.
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I don't know about that. His smack a bitch spell seems to be working fine. Just has a long incantation and cooldown.
"O Stoolass who fucked a duck, dis bitch be talking instead of giving me suck, imbue my hand with the power, or i might throw this bitch off a tower."
Range 5 yards
5000 mana cost
Only can be used against females weaker than the caster.
Its a fist wizard spell.
 
Laylithe said:
I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.
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Guntkvd said:
I'm starting to believe in styx' magic powers, there's no other explanation why no one bullies him.
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He never leaves his fucking house and Quarterpounder w/ cheese owns him as an indentured servant because the one time he did leave his house he was arrested for domestic violence.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
He never leaves his fucking house and Quarterpounder w/ cheese owns him as an indentured servant because the one time he did leave his house he was arrested for domestic violence.
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And while Lord Tarl Warwick of Rutland on Chasanna was out of his house that one time for band camp, he was recorded as saying the following

"As of you, you've made your bed now lay in it.
I don't care if you're crying. It makes no difference to me.
You've treated me like absolute shit this entire time.
You won't answer the question because of course the question invalidates your particular opinions.
How lovely. I'm so imperfect. I'm so terrible. And you're just, everything about you is perfect, and divine with your tarot cards..."

QPC Jeremy also indicated that his bail was around 4k which was a significant portion of his monthly take. So Tarl must be swimming in it especially socking away all that loot while living at mom's house. Tarl, despite being in a lawsuit with the jilted Sam, did order his mother, Queen Mother Pamela, to shelter Samantha Keister by order of the King.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Imagine as it were a strange scenario where a man attempts to ensure that a person is able to be housed because they couldn't stand the thought of them being homeless right before Christmas because they had a seasonal rental with them. They wanted them to be able to access their three kids because of a separate local court case requiring local residency, which is costly in their area, and they had met their children and thought they were very sweet and deserved time with their mother. They paid thousands for a legal case against their father to defend them. They bought everything as able, including a 5,000 dollar trailer just to have private space.

They made a mistake. They would apologize, but there is no way to do so. They were not lying about their care for this person. And now a large number of people consider them a horrible person. How sad it must be for them that they cannot tell the full story.

Are they fucked up and messy? Yes.
Do they make mistakes? Yes.
Are they dubiously sane? Yes.

That does not mean they do not care, and they would not lash out at their ex even if antagonized. If their ex attacked them they would even refuse to defend themselves.

Odd days.
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Hello (maybe) styx.

Would you care to confirm how much of your ancestry is of Skaven origin? Thread autists would love to speculate about your mastery of chaos magic and that would be immensely helpful towards turning said speculation into more educated guesses. Thank you.
 
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