🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
So we can all agree that "Tarl Warwick" is a fake name, right?
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It is certainly an unusual name, there was a moderately successful formula 1 driver from the 80s called Derek Warwick. I am not going to accuse Mr. Warwick of pronouncing his own name incorrectly, but he certainly pronounces it in a way that I have never heard anyone say before. The name comes from the town of Warwick in England, and a Bri'ish person would pronounce it as Worrick, where the middle of the word sounds like the middle of the word "forest". Tarl calls himself War-wick which sounds retarded.

Dude Dragons said:
I saw a picture of his parents at most I'd say is his dad is half Japanese or maybe half Native which makes Tarl a quarter Japanese or Native.
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I am sure that I have heard him say that he is partly native American, but I cannot remember where or when he said that.
 
I just realized that Turdwick is the younger version of Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

There is a hate group for that dirty bastard on Facebook and I am realizing a correlation between these two individuals.

Turdwick just sits in his room all day and complains about the floor being cold and sometimes the economy, just like Grandpa Joe.

Let's see how long Turdwick can stay off the fizzy lifting drinks.

 
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this thread is seriously overrun with attention seeking lolcows almost, if not as big, as Satanist Alchie retard styx himself and I hope it produces more content out of both low iq white trash sides.
 
@DogZero Clearly you are unaware of Tarl's fetish for "Jungle Pussy." The over riding theme has been the women's interest in the Occult. From tarot cards, to magic, wicca and the occult.

This is how the male version of Gretchen was able to lure them in.
 
upya69 said:
I'm here for those who can read between the lines.
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Look, I don't know how to tell you this. We're all retarded. All of us. This entire website. Please treat us accordingly.

DogZero said:
this thread is seriously overrun with attention seeking lolcows almost, if not as big, as Satanist Alchie retard styx himself and I hope it produces more content out of both low iq white trash sides.
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Always has been.
 
The Tarl Experience includes an all expenses paid trip to his parents' home in Vermont, where you will experience the blandest in New England cuisine. And while you dine, you can enjoy the sounds of Tarl's parents getting high and being casually racist in the basement. After dinner you can retire to Tarl's bedroom where this noodle-armed, smelly bum ass nerd will entertain you with 2 minutes of unfulfilling sex. The next day, Tarl will take you out to the shittiest part of the state that he can manage and abandon you like an unwanted dog. All this can be yours for the low, low price of your dignity and personal safety with The Tarl Experience.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
It is certainly an unusual name, there was a moderately successful formula 1 driver from the 80s called Derek Warwick. I am not going to accuse Mr. Warwick of pronouncing his own name incorrectly, but he certainly pronounces it in a way that I have never heard anyone say before. The name comes from the town of Warwick in England, and a Bri'ish person would pronounce it as Worrick, where the middle of the word sounds like the middle of the word "forest". Tarl calls himself War-wick which sounds retarded.
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Tarl's knack for mispronunciation has been discussed here before. It's no surprise that he doesn't know how to pronounce his own name.
 
I think you're missing the point @MunsterCheeseJr that @DogZero is raising.
Most of Tarl's exes are worse than he is and it's probably why he can manipulate them so easily. The only ones that don't immediately strike me as insane is @Caroline Farrow and Elisabeth, and even then the latter has got severe judgment skill issues if she's going to marry Ward Rackley after most of their interactions with him have been online. Look at @Naijella86 flying across the ocean to meet him and expecting marriage from essentially a stranger - this is not the actions of an intelligent person. A little life's experience for the kids in the audience - you don't know what someone is truly like until you've lived with them. The Millennial generation and those subsequent to it have been terminally online so long that they've forgotten what dating was like before 2010.

I would say most anyone who has ever dated Tarl is a candidate for being a massive lolcow. I believe without a doubt that every single one of them other than maybe Caro and Liz suffers from some kind of Cluster B Personaliy Disorder, as well as Warwick himself. @Laylithe all things considered is an easy example, but look at the level of insanity displayed by @upya69 in this thread.
  • They are MAD, like IRRATIONALLY mad. Tarl might be a terrible person and shitty occultist, but the level of hatred being displayed here defies all logic. Have they gone a single post without calling him Turd?
  • They are constantly browsing and posting in this thread at random hours of day and night, displaying a certain degree of instability to their person and an insane level of obsessiveness.
  • They allege a variety of things against Tarl, but refuse to elaborate and explain the only substantial allegation - being chased around with a weapon - illustrating they are either making things up or telling us the story would make them seem crazier than Tarl, again a recurring theme with the women he exploits.
  • Every other post is not a reply to what someone has said, but an attempt to address Tarl directly despite the fact he probably doesn't read 1/10th of what's been posted here displaying either delusion or an insane degree of anger or both.
I'm willing to bet that @upya69 has multiple personality disorders, and potentially even a Cluster A disorder like Schizoid or Schizotypal which would explain their paranoia regarding elaborating their allegations. If we were to do a ranking on all of Warwick's exes she's the kind you would put at the very bottom next to @Laylithe below even Tarl.

Secondly look at your own behavior @MunsterCheeseJr
You have been the most obsessive poster in this thread and in your own reply to dogg0 have demonstrated why you're one of those low IQs being referred to because what you said has nothing to do with anything they said. Over and over you've incorrectly used "Do as thou wilt" which is actually an expression created by French nobility in the 18th century. The quote you're looking for is "Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will."

On the plus side you're not as demonstrably crazy as @Dude Dragons with his whole "COVID turned me to Christ" nonsense. That guy's a Cluster A for sure - you on the other hand just have too much free time and need a more productive hobby.

Beyond that saying something as ignorant as "the occult is for losers" forgets that all rituals passed down to normies comes from the rich and elite and people who really do rule over your lives.

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upya69 said:
I've done my part in roasting Turdwick in this forum by simply sharing my story.

I shall return when Turdwick commits more apeshit activity.

Turdwick, you got this.
You can stay off the fizzy lifting drinks


You bastard.
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Anyone else get the impression that Upya69 wants to rekindle her flame with Tarl?
 
The further illustrate my point about @upya69 they declare they're leaving, but can't help but come back immediately. Remember this behavior is coming from someone who presumptively is in their mid-to-late 30s. Definite emotional response issues.

I'd fully agree with @Godmode given how it looks like from an outside perspective if it wasn't for the fact I believe she's mad with madness and not just mad with jealousy.

CheeseBurgerPatrol said:
@MunsterCheeseJr is our senior Styx reporter, since you just signed up today, you should show a little more respect for his contributions here.
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This is the equivalent of bragging about posting on 4chan since 2004.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
@DogZero Clearly you are unaware of Tarl's fetish for "Jungle Pussy." The over riding theme has been the women's interest in the Occult. From tarot cards, to magic, wicca and the occult.

This is how the male version of Gretchen was able to lure them in.
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These are adult women who like playing make believe. He didn't lure them in. They sought him out as part of their gay larp and got more than they bargained for.
MunsterCheeseJr said:
@Godmode By Upya69's own account, Tarl hit her up again many years later. She smartly turned the poon hound down.
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She said he said. A normal person would ignore their ex and move on not come to a gossip site and REEEEEEE over it. I've read all of her posts and she has left nothing of substance. Just bitter ranting
 
Something's been bothering me. WTF is "casual racism?" I can't be bothered to keep up on the latest research on how awful white people behave.

Is Tarl's mom all, "Honey, did I tell you I hate niggers?" and Tarl's stepdad says "Yeah, honey, but just in passing. I sorta ASSUMED you hated niggers, because lol, everyone does, but we've never had a formal meeting of the minds on the issue."

How does "casual racism" differ from ACTUAL racism? Because one of these is a real thing, and the other one may or may not be made-up bullshit like dog whistles, microagressions, or manspreading.
 
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