🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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This nigger gonna die or what? Heard something from ramzpaul about it in one of his vids. Nothing specific other than "dead in a month" or somesuch.
He's vaguely claiming some kind of terminal illness, but the general consensus is he's drinking himself to death like a slave whipping itself in the fields.
 
I'm the only reason this thread is gonna make it to 1k. Other than the pirate himself, of course
You are a major reason, but Sara's nonsense filler has kept the pages turning. She is 3 word vomits away from her 1000th post and she only just joined in August. Do not underestimate the hoverball queen.
 
Can we make it to page 1000?
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Not to crash in on all of the... fun, but here's the updated Styx superchat revenue sheet with Dec. 2022 - Jan. 2023 now included.
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Now, if you think that 2023/24 was a high point, just wait until you see 2021-22. His channel has been on financial life support for far longer than you think. If you want a taste, here's the very first stream I calculated from December 24, 2021, which was already a year past his pandemic peak fyi.

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Perhaps there were also financial tensions at-play when Styx fled back to Vermont? Whatever the case, I'm going to try and find out. I might even just build a master spreadsheet and calculate all of them at this point, and I'll be sure to make it publicly viewable.

Six figures: $ 7 3 3 7 8
 
He's vaguely claiming some kind of terminal illness, but the general consensus is he's drinking himself to death like a slave whipping itself in the fields.
If he is actually dying from a terminal illness, it'll probably be from knawing on Nikki's rancid twat.
 
He only sarcastically gave himself to Jesus because it is/was a risk vs. reward scenario. I told this to Tarl and he found that hysterical too. Of course he then went on a diatribe explaining how he will still go to hell, as everyone will, because heaven does not exist.
The way Adams spoke of hedging his bet by becoming Christian was possibly the most postivistic and autistic thing I've heard this month, and is of a piece with his convenient switching of his support from Hillary to Trump in 2016, or identifying as black in 2023; all were stated to have been done to save his hide in the most cynical way. He even states in his message published post mortem that he was not a believer. Fine with me, though it seems to mock faith.

That said, Styx is an annoying fuck for finding everything "hilarious." Fuck you, Styx, you fucking fuck.
 
Numbers still heading south as more viewers tire of the smell of booze and parasuicidal bullshit.

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And this mainly represents current active viewers. How many of those subs haven't watched a single video in months or more and just don't care/know? He gets 1000 viewers or less (including Rumble's completely fake numbers) and has lost over 1000 during this descent. Not good.
 
Why has the religion shit infected a second thread?

Adams mainly did it to comfort a friend of his, but he also enjoyed the rule fuckery of pascals wager. I'll admit that was from the video, the written statement does not name the friend.

The other thing many people talking about pascals wager get wrong is they have the retard take of pascals wager.
It isn't calling "Base!" at the last minute. You're supposed to live a virtuous life because it costs you very little, and the endgame is the possibility of infinite reward.
Pascals wager is "If you do it and god doesn't exist; you lose very little" The coin is weighted towards choosing to live correctly. Not the last-minute conversion.

I'd say Adams did enough for an upstairs ticket, and not in the "haha niggers" sense. He was very good at boiling down complex issues to the point a child could understand them. I think anyone entering the corporate workforce should read his books so that the madness of the setting does not surprise them.

Tarl on the other hand, has accepted the owl. I don't know where that sends you. The most telling line of pascals wager for Tarl is -
potentially sacrificing certain pleasures and luxuries
We are all finite. Tarl chooses to burn faster and harder.
 
Cope and seethe, turkey bitch. Heaven does not exist when you're around.
Describe how Tarl made you feel. When was your highest high? What was that experience with Tarl? How many times of bliss did you experience with Tarl? Do you agree with Tard that when you were together, it was heaven? If so, why did heaven stop?
 
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Tarl chooses to burn faster and harder.
Forget all the brainlet D&D afterlife larping; Styx is in a living Hell right now. Watch his livestreams. He's drunken, he's depressed, he's suicidal, he's death-fixated; the way he lives has made his life into Hell. This is the actual meaning of all religion, even if morons need it given to them in terms of stories and parables. Styx thought he was too smart to need virtue in his life, he put all his chips into living by his own code and he ruined his life.
 
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Damn those docking fees again.
Lol. Paying the late fees are a trip

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I'm the only reason this thread is gonna make it to 1k. Other than the pirate himself, of course
Negative. You bump the thread for sure, but this is a unique confluence of autists, spergs, light moderation and a haranguing harem. Quite unique on the site. We're all in this deck of cards. The only joker thats wild, however, is Tard himself.

Six figures: $ 7 3 3 7 8
Nigger Rich Tard claims royalties on those goofy books he edits.


If he is actually dying from a terminal illness, it'll probably be from knawing on Nikki's rancid twat.
I just about NAACP-eed myself - We really could use a critique from Tard / @Styxhexenhammer666 , is it like Rancor pussy or purified water?

Why has the religion shit infected a second thread?
As a foil against larp satanism.
 
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To step off religion, Ron White had a very interesting take on giving up alcohol. He said he believes he had a set number of shots in him, and he got there.
Then again, he pivoted to degenerate marijuana, so take that with a grain of salt. I've never juice boxed box wine, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
 
Now if someone could explain why I AM SO FUCKING important in all of this and why ruining my entire life with these lies was SO FUCKING IMPORTANT to everyone, I would appreciate it.
Hey lady, nobody told you to show your butt.
Of course he then went on a diatribe explaining how he will still go to hell, as everyone will, because heaven does not exist.
This Tarl guy is starting to sound like a real asshole 🤔

Edit: this is what Tarl actually believes 🦉
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He just posted a video about Scott Adams. I haven't been able to get archive to work on a YouTube video recently but he's not one to delete them. He's in a new location and sounds like he's talking into an Obama phone. He's not that drunk yet.
 
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