🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I voted Sam because she posted ass but I actually like Nikki. I might change my vote.
Please do I'm not here to be validated by anyone here.
Question 1 - does tard drive
Question 2 - who is the Gay Uncle Tard is talking about? Is he mom's sibling or dad's sibling, whats his name, and does he really brag about fucking 5 Gays at a time?

1) a chronically drunk man is supposed to drive?

2) dad's brother, same slur name you all used to call Dylan about 20 pages back or so, and no he mostly mumbled about having a diaper fetish.
 
Please do I'm not here to be validated by anyone here.
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Apparently you think we are as stupid as you are.
 
You're flat broke, unemployed and stuck in Rutland.
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🎵 🎸You banged a pirate dude, and now you're on the Faaaaaarms :wow:
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It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

Because you let a gross smelly wizard put his wand... in your rear :shit-eating:

But, Tarl won't be there for you, (because he'll probably be in jail :punished:).
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Tarl won't be there for you, like he's not been there before.

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Tarl won't be there for you, cause he's a malding 40 year old man-child. *sigh*🎸🎵

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Isn’t This is just basic biology though? You can read up on viruses for 20 minutes, and reach this conclusion. Viruses mutate becoming less lethal, and increase their survival and chance to spread.
Sort of. Pathogens evolve to become more easily spread, which  usually means becoming less lethal. There have been a few cases throughout history where a disease remained extremely dangerous throughout basically its entire existence while still being extremely good at spreading, like smallpox. Those are usually extremely old diseases that aren't Coronaviruses, though, so they're not a good model for a recent spillover in that grouping. Smallpox doesn't even have the same kind of genetic material as SARS-CoV-2 (it's a DNA virus; CoVs are RNA viruses) and entered the human population thousands of years ago, long before any kind of systematic public health measures or medical strategies to manage spread. It existed for ages, but we wiped it out over the course of just a few centuries.

The only probable model we have for a Coronavirus spillover is one of the H-CoVs, which based on the majority of the evidence followed a course similar to what Covid-19 seems to be doing. Based on the best available molecular clock and environmental evidence the last time I read anything about it, it was a Beta-Coronavirus that first spread from ruminants (probably cattle) somewhere in Central Eurasia during a time frame of a few years centered around the timing of the Russian "Flu" pandemic in the late-19th century. It then evolved to be much better at spreading while having symptoms mild enough to be a less frequent cause of the common cold, which is a symptom- rather than pathogen-based diagnosis usually caused by either rhinoviruses or the other H-CoVs.

So, he was probably either aware that this is a common behavior for diseases, or possibly even of the Russian Flu example since it was discovered within a year of Covid-19 being declared a pandemic. While not technically a guarantee, this wasn't exactly an original thought on his part or a tough choice on where to bet.
 
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Tulsi Gabbard and just imagine that her asshole tastes like strawberries.
Hey now, let a man dream.
1) a chronically drunk man is supposed to drive?
That's dumb. You're dumb. The question was pretty obviously whether he has a license. If he does have a license is he actually physically capable of overcoming his crippling anxiety to actually do it.
Although I know people who don't even have a license and it doesn't stop them.
If so, has it had any effect other than increasing baldness or whatever?
My hair has actually started coming back, Tarl must have mixed up his spells.
 
What about a can opener? Can he use one of those?

If he ironically used his fucked up teeth to do so that would be the icing on the cake. I wouldn't put it past him. I thought I was a bad motherfucker at a party once and tried to do it for the first time and ended up breaking a part of my fucking tooth.

@Styxhexenhammer666 can you post a video of you opening a beer bottle/can with your teeth, please? It would be funny.
 
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