🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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ghostface is scared.

this semi-clairvoyant bitch you kept calling a retarded hoe gotchu all spooked.
no more verbal hoe smsackdown with an open palm against the face?

Is your pimp hand weaker than tarls dick?

It's not my fault that my dark humor ends up accidentally brushing on the truth.
 
Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Come on Mick. Great recipe, but this is the Styx thread. For relevance, please edit your post to include week old pussy juice, tampon blood, or some shit as an ingredient to keep the absurd magic rolling.
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He can garnish it with owl shit, job done.
Garth said:
I heard a sudden woosh sound? Peculiar.
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Duck.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
ghostface is scared.

this semi-clairvoyant bitch you kept calling a retarded hoe gotchu all spooked.
no more verbal hoe smsackdown with an open palm against the face?

Is your pimp hand weaker than tarls dick?

It's not my fault that my dark humor ends up accidentally brushing on the truth.
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No you're actually boring to interact with. It's the same copy paste shit. Boring.
 
Laylithe said:
Ah, accountability time. I should've eaten Styx's pussy, maybe he wouldnt have cheated on me with Liz, Naijella, August Rose, and Nina in 2018, and then again with MelB, SarahTN, Nikki, Mina/Joy aka "Pete from Ohio" etc...
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One of these is not like the other...
@Styxhexenhammer666
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GayResearchVlogger said:
The mommy brain does wear off!
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Thanks for giving confirmation that you do indeed have a child you abandoned.
Laylithe said:
I got rid of Facebook and this site offers many of the same outlets. Enjoy 😉 oh! Have any of you been stupid and curious enough to pay for those astrological soul mate things? I was, months ago. I was given this. These initials are... familiar.
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J.M. Obviously you need to find Jarl Marwick and re-marry.


@GayResearchVlogger same vibes...
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NeonFlux said:
@Styxhexenhammer666

So what's it like being a gunless gadsden?

I love being able to open my safe, take out my guns, and have my own personal ASMR sessions to relive stress.

Feels good not being white trash.
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Hopefully he has a new arc where he goes full elf. He’s got those herbs, long hair, he’s gunless so he can carry around bows and arrows. He’s got that owl thing that makes him accredit random things that happen to his magical powers. Would be be much better than his gay little hoverball flail. He doesn’t even have a blunderbus!

…wait I just thought up the perfect ranger for DND…
 
Laylithe said:
This isn't his rock bottom?? I fucking hope it is.
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Go browse some of the other threads on here. This site is full of lolcows who "should've" hit rock bottom years ago, yet continue to find new and interesting ways to entertain us. Trust me, Tarl hasn't even gotten close to rock bottom yet, and we'll be here to laugh at it every step of the way.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
ghostface is scared.

this semi-clairvoyant bitch you kept calling a retarded hoe gotchu all spooked.
no more verbal hoe smsackdown with an open palm against the face?

Is your pimp hand weaker than tarls dick?

It's not my fault that my dark humor ends up accidentally brushing on the truth.
Click to expand...
 
Autistic Joe said:
Go browse some of the other threads on here. This site is full of lolcows who "should've" hit rock bottom years ago, yet continue to find new and interesting ways to entertain us. Trust me, Tarl hasn't even gotten close to rock bottom yet, and we'll be here to laugh at it every step of the way.
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Tard seems infinitely more self aware than the majority of lolcows.
 
neger psykolog said:
Tard seems infinitely more self aware than the majority of lolcows.
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You might be confusing self deprecation which has always been a part of Tard's schtick with self-awareness. Tard might poke fun at himself, but not understand some of the labels he has, like 'God damned drunkard' and 'absentee father' arent the same thing as 'haha, my penis is small' or 'I dress like a pirate, right mateys?'

Ghostface Killah said:
E- if you ask him to articulate the reality of his situation, he would fail to do so.
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Agree. He just ignores any salient points. I've racked up probably 20-30 zingers in my various messages to Tard here, and he cherry picks the easy stuff from my posts and glosses over the big stuff.
 
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