🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Am I actually the sane one here, and so people are giving me less attention?
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You didn't take much interest in my attempts to persuade you to purchase a boat, so I stopped trying to force it. Though I do hope you reconsider. I truly believe you would be happier living on a boat, the fact that I would find it amusing is just a bonus.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
No normal person would think I was so that ship sailed long ago.
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And yet you could still purchase a boat and set sail in the future.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Call me crazy and you would be right,
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What's crazy is that you still haven't purchased a boat.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I used to indeed carry the flail mostly because it went with the pirate outfit. I also used to carry an artillery sword.
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How does a flail go with a pirate outfit? Why not a cutlass and a flintlock? Pirates also made use of hatchets.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Yes let me put on my golf shirt and start referring to mayo on turkey as "swell" so I can pretend to be normal. No normal person would think I was so that ship sailed long ago.
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It doesn't get much whiter than Rutland. Half of your blood is mayonnaise, ya jabroni.

The golf shirt would look better than those horrid wrinkly Hawaiian shirts you used to wear, those were godawful.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It doesn't get much whiter than Rutland. Half of your blood is mayonnaise, ya jabroni.

The golf shirt would look better than those horrid wrinkly Hawaiian shirts you used to wear, those were godawful.
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He's considering which shirts will make him less of a deadbeat father nigger. He's been thinking hard, as though he thinks there is actually an out.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
@Laylithe
I saw in the messages that you claim that you could "literally die from a cold"? Do you have some an autoimmune disorder, or are otherwise immunocompromised?
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I was working in the cafeteria of an elderly rehabilitation center; handling their foods and drinks. If I am exposed to contagious children, it could have killed some elderly people. It is not a problem anymore because I'm not working there.

Its not that I don't want to work, its that I want my work to fucking mean things. I want it to actually be helpful to society, producing tangible things not just digital stuff; but nooo those jobs don't pay enough for me to support myself and 3 children through a divorce after being a stay at home mother for years.

Thats why I like gardening, I like homesteading, I like tending to cute animals, I like being a mom. Sorry you cant fuckin rel8
 
Laylithe said:
I was working in the cafeteria of an elderly rehabilitation center; handling their foods and drinks. If I am exposed to contagious children, it could have killed some elderly people. It is not a problem anymore because I'm not working there.
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Spare us the martyr bullshit, you lying whore.
 
Would a court really force someone to turn over a stove? Or would the order be for the financial equivalent?

I'm picturing the sims repo man vacuuming laylithe's assets up to cover the unpaid rent.

You bake cookies in an oven, stupid.

I continue to wait for laylithe or Styx to clarify the rent/lease situation, but they continue to remain quiet on the subject.

If she does do the casino, I humbly request that the fellas who hurt my ears ask her about the lease.

The garden abortion brew is compelling. Like, did it seriously work? I'd imagine it would just be something lethal from the garden.



Dizzyuntildeath said:
Imagine the fucking monstrosities the school of Sam would produce.
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School of Sam
Laylithe said:
Make sure when you walk up the stairs you dont trip
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Have you only been on puddle jumpers in your life? Real people get on the plane through a moveable hallway. They're called ramps.
SaDoomp said:
either you're a pirate or a medieval knight, can't be both.
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Can't swim for shit in plate, guaranteed
 
Laylithe said:
I was working in the cafeteria of an elderly rehabilitation center; handling their foods and drinks. If I am exposed to contagious children, it could have killed some elderly people. It is not a problem anymore because I'm not working there.

Its not that I don't want to work, its that I want my work to fucking mean things. I want it to actually be helpful to society, producing tangible things not just digital stuff; but nooo those jobs don't pay enough for me to support myself and 3 children through a divorce after being a stay at home mother for years.

Thats why I like gardening, I like homesteading, I like tending to cute animals, I like being a mom. Sorry you cant fuckin rel8
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Oh you're supporting your kids while unemployed? How much is your child support payments?
 
Isn't this a misogynist website that likes the word "nigger" or something?

Why are people here arguing for a woman to work?
I'm confused about this.
 
Homesteading is for women who are provided for. Laylithe is coming up short in that department, but styx feels bad about that. Maybe he will send a sympathy card in the mail.

I'd say that Laylithe has a touch of the "Temporarily embarrassed millionaire" syndrome, but I'm not sure she's capable of the middle word.
 
ZipDisk said:
Most people work to pay rent, eat food, go to doctor, buy own antibiotics, put gas in car, utilities, not require series of penises to provide money.
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I didnt have to sulk into a clinic for IVF treatment. My children have a father that also has a responsibility to contribute to raise our children. I'm not asking to live OFF of him, but he will contribute his fair share just like I did; risking my sanity, my future, my finances, credit score to give him what he asked for.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Isn't this a misogynist website that likes the word "nigger" or something?

Why are people here arguing for a woman to work?
I'm confused about this.
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I'd call Tarl a nigger before you, personally. I don't know if you have ever repeated the pattern.

And, if she'd waited longer to decide if she and a man were compatible, capable parents before getting pregnant, I wouldn't say it at all. And, Tarl gets a double nigger for skeeting in women he wasn't even married to and aborting children.

You get to stay at home when it benefits the children, not as a gib me.
 
Perhaps you should establish a charitable giving organization? The problem I see there is that not many people would be sympathetic to your foundation.

Also, getting real for a second, and I know it's mean, but Daryl should definitely go for sole custody and get an absolute shark of a lawyer.
You talk about entitlements a lot.
 
ZipDisk said:
Homesteading is for women who are provided for. Laylithe is coming up short in that department, but styx feels bad about that. Maybe he will send a sympathy card in the mail.

I'd say that Laylithe has a touch of the "Temporarily embarrassed millionaire" syndrome, but I'm not sure she's capable of the middle word.
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Lol so the father of my kids wouldnt provide for me but had a problem with another man doing it?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I usually carry a machete with a serrated back end and a meat hook. I used to indeed carry the flail mostly because it went with the pirate outfit. I also used to carry an artillery sword.
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Tarl, who would win a fight between you and this other gothic bad boy? :jaceknife:
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(You are not allowed to use magic because that's cheating)
 
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