🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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You're right, that's it. That's the exact clip.

I've tried watching Kino Casino a few times, but I just can't finish any of the episodes. It's just too frustrating the way they pause the video every half a second. Just show us a short clip and go back and microanalyze everything please. I swear they go over some of this stuff one word at a time.

Plus my wife loathes them, so I can either put in headphones or turn it off on Friday nights, and I don't like them enough to put on headphones.
I have the same issue. I try to watch their Shhtyx episodes, but I end up getting yelled at to turn it off by other people in the house because their audio is so unbearable.

They talk at a lvl 4, then suddenly scream at audio lvl 100 and ring the bell over and over so many times I have to keep muting them. Its like pure screeching, bleeding ear AIDS to anyone within 20 feet of the speakers.

I wish they would use an audio equalizer to make it watchable.
 
Kino Casino has, on occasion, fictionalized their summaries of the Styx events, and either packaged them poorly between segments or verbally described the entirety of what they plan to show later in the show, which, for many viewers, is enough.

They can run it however they want, but I find Jeremy largely unlistenable, and the Jeremy segment is quickly cannibalizing the rest of the show segments.

Watching the Casino cover TheQuartering is now like railing a line of every CNS depressant known to man.

"*TRIANGLE NOISES* HE'S UNHEALTHY, HE'S FAT, HE POOPS HIS PANTS, HE'S WATCHING PORN, HIS COFFEE IS WHITE LABEL, HE LOST IT ALL ON POKEMAN CARDS, HE HAS MONEY PROBLEMS, HE'S JEALOUS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SUCCESS, HE WATCHES THE CASINO, HERE'S SCREENSHOTS SHOWING HE LIED, HIS WIFE DOESN'T RESPECT HIM, HANNAH CLAIRE IS UNCOMFORTABLE, MELANIE MAC IS A PICK ME WHORE, LUKE RUDKOWSKI IS A BETA PUSHOVER *TRIANGLE NOISES*"🔊🔉🔈🔇

Congrats on finishing every single 8-hour Jeremy segment.

You can suggest new jokers to watch, Ashton and Andy will put it on the chyron, and they'll make the Jeremy segment 10 hours longer. Suffah (:_(

It would be nice if Ashton and Andy at least looked at the content in this Styx thread for a laugh instead of scraping Gabe Hoffman's X account for our posts or just making random stuff up. (I'm not anti-Gabemitic)
 
Find out next time, on TarlBall Z
Hoverball Z

Just relentless "isn't this fucked up lol" escalation
Feels heavily shaped by early-internet shock sites (e.g., old Rotten.com, Goatse-era gore humor)
That aesthetic peaked among teenagers online during those years.
This isn't youthful edginess that'll age out—this is arrested development calcified into identity
But he's creating a space where actual unstable people feel validated
Consequences finally caught up, which his persona probably told him would never happen
He's a relic still performing for an audience that moved on
The parallels to Lowtax continue to pile up. Any day now, the Biltong Meat Streams will begin... and we all know what comes next after that. :smug:
 
This is a quality Tard video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JTh-_MxpETc
He says the world is mean to you so you have to take things and also give up vices (lol). He also incorrectly states that he's Chaotic Neutral. Everyone knows that beating women and fucking retards are evil acts, Tarl. I guess the demon worship and DA killing black magic is too but that's just delusion.

Tarl also does the same shit every day when he's not cowering from the law. You can kind of predict how he'll react to a situation at any given time, mostly because he's stupid. I'd place him at Neutral Evil.
"THITH ITH A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL VIDEO, THO TO THPEAK, NNYEEEETH"

How has this man not been punched in the face until recently?
 
The "Vampirate" persona suggests he's built an online brand around being transgressive, which means financial/social incentive to stay stuck in this mode
This is actually what tanked his built-up brand tho. I mean, he started out doing occult/druggy bullshit but he built a brand around Right friendly Libtardian political commentary. Yes, he was always a weirdo but he didn’t get popular until he actually cleaned up his act a little bit and became what appeared to be a normal(ish) family man. I guess he was always doing fucked up shit with women behind the scenes and crashed out when he couldn’t hide it anymore and could no longer maintain the “right leaning family man” persona.
The dwindling following tracks—that whole scene (skeptic/anti-SJW/edgelord commentary) collapsed years ago
lol Claude, come on. Yeah, everyone is just out there having a love fest with the girl dick now. If anything, people are more openly anti-SJW/DEI than before.
"wikipedia level knowledge deployed clumsily" Put it on his gravestone hahaha!
That’s already been reserved for desTiny’s tombstone.
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There's a new, new, costar. Looks like a Samsung TV, and maybe an IKEA entertainment center or desk.
Guess he’s not planning to go back to Rutland anytime soon. Does anyone know when he’s supposed to appear in court again? Tomorrow? And I’m assuming it will be online like last time. Is there a docket released or do they release them the morning of?
 
The text is an extremely graphic, over-the-top piece of transgressive / shock-horror writing — the kind sometimes called "gore fiction," "edgy" shock value prose, or nihilistic / misanthropic rant-fantasy. It piles on grotesque violence, bodily fluids, animal cruelty, child abuse, blasphemy, coprophilia, and gleeful sadism with almost no narrative purpose beyond trying to disgust and provoke.Based on the style, vocabulary, worldview, and execution, I estimate the author was most likely a male teenager, probably 14–17 years old (mid-to-late high school age), and at roughly a high-school level of education (roughly 9th–12th grade equivalent).Here's the reasoning broken down:
I also write shock horror, splatter punk material. Compare what Grok has to say about Tarl's work to a short intro passage from my latest unfinished work. You aren't a writer Tarl, you're a sad drunk with the mind of an adolescent raging at the world for your shortcomings. This is what Grok says when your work has actual narrative and purpose. Stop pretending you're this powerful intellectual and get a real job, it's time to put the fries in the bag Tarl.

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I also write shock horror, splatter punk material. Compare what Grok has to say about Tarl's work to a short intro passage from my latest unfinished work. You aren't a writer Tarl, you're a sad drunk with the mind of an adolescent raging at the world for your shortcomings. This is what Grok says when your work has actual narrative and purpose. Stop pretending you're this powerful intellectual and get a real job, it's time to put the fries in the bag Tarl.

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Dude, nobody cares that the chat robot designed to lick your balls says you're great at writing poopoo peepee books. Go away.
 
What's been happening the last 150 pages? I am catching up on drama tonight i guess.
Tarl fled Vermont and moved in with that retarded girl and her family in New York, he now has a warrant out for his arrest. His dad raped old Ladies in the seventies. I got the two Rutland body cams. General Insomnia got the audio from the court when Sam got a restraining order against Nikki and Sam made the judge read all of Nikki's Kiwifarms posts bullying her. Tarl's probably supposed to have court for the New Orleans case tomorrow. He's been crashing out on twitter a lot.

I probably missed something, but that's all I can think of.
 
I also write shock horror, splatter punk material. Compare what Grok has to say about Tarl's work to a short intro passage from my latest unfinished work. You aren't a writer Tarl, you're a sad drunk with the mind of an adolescent raging at the world for your shortcomings. This is what Grok says when your work has actual narrative and purpose. Stop pretending you're this powerful intellectual and get a real job, it's time to put the fries in the bag Tarl.

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Grok lied to you. Using second person perspective is amateurish and unprofessional and should be eliminated from one's writing at every turn.
 
Grok lied to you. Using second person perspective is amateurish and unprofessional and should be eliminated from one's writing at every turn.
"Grok lied to you, Grok is just ballwashing software even though we use it to felt Styx's writing, you actually suck"

It's hilarious how easy it is to make you Styx dents seethe and cope all day
 
A lot of the posters in this thread openly admit to watching Styx and being fans in the past but sure continue to derail the thread with talking shit, I posted that for Tarl to see it wasn't meant to make you guys rage but okay
I'm not mad, I'm overjoyed that you're making yourself into a sidecow. Please post the rest of your self-insert hurtcore choose-your-own-adventure story, I'm sure that it's better than Tarl's if Grok told you so.

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I'm not mad, I'm overjoyed that you're making yourself into a sidecow. Please post the rest of your self-insert hurtcore choose-your-own-adventure story, I'm sure that it's better than Tarl's if Grok told you so.

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The pic you posted along with the message is just as cringe as Styx’s cartoon owl god, you guys keep proving to be just as spergy and cringe as the lolcow himself. I gotta assume you’re some r9k fedora tipping autist. You might as well have posted something from Homestuck or MLP or something
 
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