I blame Dylan for choosing poorly. Imagine not asking the bitch about her personal life before knocking her up. She killed a baby in utero, of course she'd try to kill others outside of it.
Ah yes, tardl's come full circle to his original grift. He is, and I say this with absolute confidence at this point, utterly, and righfully, FELTED.
I think this is when people finally saw Sam fully mask-off. Up until that they were willing to take much of what she said as hyperbole or just outright born-a-woman-with-mental-issues, but no. She wouldn't even clean up long enough for the kids to be born. I don't know how Dylan survived past the first one being born, she seems the type who would try to kill him, rather than just make the rest of his life hell (which she was planning on anyway, much like her case with Styx)- but dude never should have kept filling that nutbag with baby batter.
Josh, unlike Tarl, was well aware of his limitations. He lived within them instead of trying to convince others how highly intelligent he was. The only thing these two have in common beyond alcoholism is a lack of fashion sense. I forgot this idiot even existed until he moved back to the states; Josh has been gone since July and I still think about him every day.
His owl faggot demon is gonna sodomize him in hell.
His entire theology barely scratches the surface. One of the questions that the Babylon Bee folks like to ask is "Calvinism or Arminianism?" To which, I retort: Neither. Lutheran. Of course, the Bee guys were generally all raised Catholic, so that's what most of them see as the default. They don't bother researching things which don't directly interest them- and they're professionally-working-openly-as-Christians.
For all the limitations Josh was born with, he lived by a code. He was aware of himself and embraced his quirks.
This isn't entirely true. He had that job at Wendy's, a short stint at Taco Bell, and worked as a dishwasher at one of the bars he used to frequent. He quit the last job as he claimed that the cook kept making fun of him- and he knew that his SSI assistance was only supplemental when he worked, but he still worked. I can't imagine it would have been too easy for Josh to find another job (not that he tried), because of idiots a-logging him. He had audible hallucinations, and still, the guy was mostly harmless. He'd take pictures with people. He was abused pretty much 24/7 by the Internet, and he still just kept on being Josh.
"Stupid Christians recreating the Last Supper with wafers haha...anyway that reminds me, I have to command Mom to get me some Genovese basil to go with these used tampons and birch bark..."
Given that Tard acts more like a female BPD in many ways, he might want to be punished and be a bottom. Hell will probably torture him by showing him the alternative timeline where he sobered up and got to be with his daughter every day pushing her in the swing and laughing and reading books to her and being happy with his Aryan princess.
@TheRealist067 You're up, champ. Time to earn those 30 views.
I'm convinced that Hell is less about burning and more about being shown every single regret, fear, trouble you've ever had in nightmarish form. And while not eternal, it never ends. Since it keeps cycling back.
