Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

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You can only meet one.

  • Tyler Durden

    Votes: 35 10.7%

  • Ryan Gosling

    Votes: 45 13.8%

  • Henry Cavill

    Votes: 66 20.2%

  • Batman

    Votes: 131 40.1%

  • I’m a woman

    Votes: 50 15.3%
  • Total voters
    327
Being disposable, suffering silently, never expecting any amount of help, so on and so forth - all the shit you just have to convince yourself is doomer brain poison but we secretly know is true.
Also religion, just in general.
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
Can someone explain the logistics of "ball stuck to the leg" thing, I mean why and how it happens.
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balls sweat and if you have spacious underwear they touch the thigh in generally hairless area. Which due to high temperature (and especially after seating for too long) can stick.
 
Don't know if it's only with men, but people coming to you unprompted for guidance and to talk about their problems.
I even had random people starting to spill out their entire lives to me as I'm just in line to buy smokes.
I'm not a therapist, I'm just a fat retard who posts slurs on the internet.
 
Core Theorist said:
Getting the masculine urge to have a badass alien warmachine you salvaged in your basement which you retrofitted with classic car parts to become combat-capable and using it to fight crime, the same aliens which are invading, and random kaiju attacks with your homies. But not actually being able to do any of these things because alien battle mecha aren't real.
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I'm not entirely sure why I didn't receive the ping on this. Must be a bug.
 
The sprites & pixies that hide things from you when a woman asks you to find said thing, only to return them somewhere obvious in the time between you going to fetch the woman (usually one's mother or wife/girlfriend) and returning to the spot.
 
PandaChai said:
The sprites & pixies that hide things from you when a woman asks you to find said thing, only to return them somewhere obvious in the time between you going to fetch the woman (usually one's mother or wife/girlfriend) and returning to the spot.
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I call mine a gremlin. Pretty sure it follows me out of the house. One night it even turned off every streetlight as I stepped under it. Very mischievous little critters.

My belief in the gremlin is only semi-ironic.
 
I used to have an overhanging toilet seat and on multiple occasions my dick/ball skin got caught between the seat and the bowl as I sat down. And women say childbirth is painful.
 
It's not really something I 'put up' with, but I know every man feels the primal duty - upon approaching the toilet for a piss and finding a leaf of paper floating in the bowl - to shred and sink that bastard like it's the Yamamoto. Always satisfying to send that flotsam to the watery depths. And what shame and disappointment if you didn't have enough ammunition to finish the job.
 
pissing and having your stream split into two, making hard to aim while compensating with other ballistic factors (speed, quantity, recoil...)
 
Easily succumbing to peer pressure when it comes to stupid shit.
The masculine urge to break large sheets of ice.
Powerfully farting to assert dominance.
Eating 1-2 ingredient meals.
 
Most men are vaguely suicidal. Not as in they're ready to swallow a bullet any second, but rather most men are more than happy to do potentially life threatening things because an accidental death would get them out of here scott-free. Women look at this risky behavior and think men are just stupid, when in fact a surprising majority just want out but also secretly know you're a big ol' bitch if you an hero on purpose.
 
Speaking of, is it common to have passing fantasies of surviving some kind of disaster and trying to get your life back? Maybe not total nuclear war, but a major tornado or earthquake or something.

Not that I would ever actually want that, but just the idea of it.
 
Benjamin Spooner Briggs said:
Most men are vaguely suicidal. Not as in they're ready to swallow a bullet any second, but rather most men are more than happy to do potentially life threatening things because an accidental death would get them out of here scott-free. Women look at this risky behavior and think men are just stupid, when in fact a surprising majority just want out but also secretly know you're a big ol' bitch if you an hero on purpose.
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There's a reason Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts
 
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