Star Trek: Voyager Season 13 Episode 17 - "Holo Shroud" The Doctor has to stop Deadpool's girlfriend from making a superweapon that will explode the Delta Quadrant. Tom and Harry have a race to determine if the Corvette is superior to the Toyota AE86. Neelix's cooking has unintended consequences.
I'd pay five bricks of gold-pressed Latinum to have 2006 Claudia Black sit on my lap.
You can definitely feel TNG start to lag in s6. And we inexplicably start getting a bunch of Troi episodes, which sucks. Like the Troi is a Romulan episode. Ugh.
Also the whole thing with Picard supposed to have been some free spirit is so a dumb. People don't change their personality entirely like that. They may temper some of their extremes but they dont become fundamentally different people.
Season 25 of Voyager. Home invasion episode. Phlox hits up DaiMon Goss: “I need the location of the hologram Jew who ruined medicine."
Phlox has Zimmerman at gunpoint in his own fucking kitchen. He’s got the big Denobulan smile like “I’m gonna fuck your replicator after this.” Zimmerman's like. "Please state the nature of the culinary emergency."
Phlox lost his practice. "I used to be the weird alien doctor. Now Starfleet turns on a fucking light bulb and it fixes everything. No bloodworms. No decon gel. No sex with cadavers for medical reasons.”
"I have fourteen wives... and none of them will peg me anymore. Zimmerman, hand over the holomatrix or I shoot the dog.” The dog is now part of the Phlox polycule. Zimmerman’s like “This is a Level 4 diagnostic at best."
Man, Worf was such a dick in that Klingon Romulan prison episode. They have a nice peaceful life and he just struts in and fucks everything up with his idiotic idealized idea of what Klingons should be. Mind your own business man.
Man, Worf was such a dick in that Klingon Romulan prison episode. They have a nice peaceful life and he just struts in and fucks everything up with his idiotic idealized idea of what Klingons should be. Mind your own business man.
Yeah, that pissed me off as well. For once the Romulans aren't assholes that torture people for no reason. They're not doing backstabbing bullshit for the heck of it. More, the local prison garrison tries to keep it all quiet and smooth so that their higher ups don't find out what's going on there. And then this Starfleet Bitch walks in and screws everything up. Worf sometimes really is a dumb fuck.
It's possible to be retarded and a dumb fuck at the same time. Worf is a giga autist with retard strength, but more often than not, he's smart enough to not get himself into big shit.
Maybe some of you were aware of this, but it popped into my YouTube feed tonight and it's new to me: a Fox network sci-fi comedy pilot/treatment from the year 2000 titled "Star Patrol!". It's directed by Jonathan Frakes and apparently featured VFX artists and some sets from the recently wrapped DS9.
I'm not surprised it didn't get picked up as it's absolutely terrible. It's like the Orville and the British show Hyperdrive were combined and made by AI that was trying to reconstruct the concept of humor.
It has an IMDB page, but that doesn't give much information. It does surprisingly feature both Ed O'Neil and Jason Alexander in prominent roles, though.
I am honestly amazed that Kurtzman didn't put Worf, Ezri, Bashir and Garak into a polycule. It would've taken one line and gotten him all the woke asspats. Thank God for small miracles I suppose.
I'm not surprised MD was like "lol fuck no" when they invited him to DS9 at first. Seven years as Worf and he barely changes at all. Even other Klingons are like "this guy's a stereotype, and he's offensive."
They hired Marina Sirtis for a reason (tits). It wasn't for that Three Stooges wig and spiky uniform disaster (when she hugs another Romulan they both get tetanus?) The audience is supposed to gasp. But instead everyone’s just rolling their eyes. If they did it with Seven of Nine, she'd roll out of bed one morning and boom:
I am honestly amazed that Kurtzman didn't put Worf, Ezri, Bashir and Garak into a polycule. It would've taken one line and gotten him all the woke asspats. Thank God for small miracles I suppose.
Don't give them ideas. They still can shove that shit into SFA S2 in post production. And I'm pretty sure Kurtzman has people reading stuff on the internet.
Maybe some of you were aware of this, but it popped into my YouTube feed tonight and it's new to me: a Fox network sci-fi comedy pilot/treatment from the year 2000 titled "Star Patrol!". It's directed by Jonathan Frakes and apparently featured VFX artists and some sets from the recently wrapped DS9.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFNhwQNsIeY
I'm not surprised it didn't get picked up as it's absolutely terrible. It's like the Orville and the British show Hyperdrive were combined and made by AI that was trying to reconstruct the concept of humor.
It has an IMDB page, but that doesn't give much information. It does surprisingly feature both Ed O'Neil and Jason Alexander in prominent roles, though.
That was so awful it felt intentional, feels like a TV show that plays in the the background of a movie. I imagine that is what the Galaxy Quest tv show would have been like.
As a morbid follow up, the guy that played the captain ended up slitting his own throat which sounds like an awful way to go.
We're getting a DS9 comic on Webtoon. It's a yaoi story with a summary that has nothing to do with the setting.
But hey... it's set on the station, at least.
>It's a yaoi story
I hate this hellhole timeline so much... I just want a story about diplomacy, discovery, war, and the high stakes that are involved in the second half of DS9. What will we get? Teenage drama and faggotry.
I finally got around to watching the Voyager pilot. I was genuinely really enjoying it until the exact moment Neelix showed up, and his wet, lip smacking greasy voice grossed me out so much I stopped watching it.
I know that was a pretty autistic response but does the character get less off putting? I can't watch this guy act
