Culture Sperm Count Zero: infertility crisis looms - tfw children of men will become real

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Well, apparently too much plastic pollution is devastating male sperm counts. Rip humanity, it was a good run.
Now it seems that early death isn't enough for us—we're on track instead to void the species entirely. Last summer a group of researchers from Hebrew University and Mount Sinai medical school published a study showing that sperm counts in the U.S., Europe, Australia, and New Zealand have fallen by more than 50 percent over the past four decades. (They judged data from the rest of the world to be insufficient to draw conclusions from, but there are studies suggesting that the trend could be worldwide.) That is to say: We are producing half the sperm our grandfathers did. We are half as fertile.

The Hebrew University/Mount Sinai paper was a meta-analysis by a team of epidemiologists, clinicians, and researchers that culled data from 185 studies, which examined semen from almost 43,000 men. It showed that the human race is apparently on a trend line toward becoming unable to reproduce itself. Sperm counts went from 99 million sperm per milliliter of semen in 1973 to 47 million per milliliter in 2011, and the decline has been accelerating. Would 40 more years—or fewer—bring us all the way to zero?

I called Shanna H. Swan, a reproductive epidemiologist at Mount Sinai and one of the lead authors of the study, to ask if there was any good news hiding behind those brutal numbers. Were we really at risk of extinction? She failed to comfort me. “The What Does It Mean question means extrapolating beyond your data,” Swan said, “which is always a tricky thing. But you can ask, ‘What does it take? When is a species in danger? When is a species threatened?’ And we are definitely on that path.” That path, in its darkest reaches, leads to no more naturally conceived babies and potentially to no babies at all—and the final generation of Homo sapiens will roam the earth knowing they will be the last of their kind.


On a serious note, there are a few ways to attack the problem that are mentioned but none of them are cheap: fertility techniques are highly-reliable but still set you back tens of thousands, and surrogates are hard to use. All in all, this might encourage people to adopt. And that's likely a good thing in general, given overpopulation and all. It'll be hard on a lot of people though, given that they want babies that are 'their own' because of dumb evolutionary reasons.
 
Seems like BS, we dumped agent orange and a dozen different toxic chemicals on Vietnam and they don't have low sperm count, just deformations. The fact it's from "Hebrew university" raises some suspicion.
 
I always thought the lower numbers were a combination of poor diet in western countries, skyrocketing obesity rates (because when you are obese, your testicles cannot cool properly, and thus sperm output grinds to a halt), and sedentary lifestyles lead by modern people.
 
I personally dont really think this is a huge deal, technically, I dont really want kids, I wouldnt be a great dad--but it's strange that theyre pulling the alarmist "Humanity will go extinct!" I mean I guess it makes sense if you make a linear model of it or something but, as Jeff Goldblum put it: "Life uh, finds a way."
I don’t think men should be worried about humanity going extinct rather than feel shame in knowing that their grandpas were busting fatter nuts than them in the day
 
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I wonder if we can also blame internet porn for this? I know I'm only capable of busting a good multi-roper if I save up for a while.
 
Take 3-4 months: improve your diet, wear shorts, exercise a bit more, and you'll be fine.

You kinda need to go out of your way to do permanent damage to your (male) body.

Doesn't solve the whole problem where its decided in the womb.
 
I don’t know what that means.
Nintendo products being a pacifier for cucked men is a meme
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Humanity isn't going extinct from low sperm counts any time soon. Call me when China and the entirety of Africa start having fertility problems.

There's an interesting evolutionary mechanic for this that is the reason why the most poor and fucked up people have more childrens than stable people.
To cut it short, if a human can't survive on resources it will survive on numbers, the herd safety mechanic but applied in preservation of the specie.

No I'm pretty sure it's because when you're destitute and/or lazy you have nothing better to do than fuck.
 
It seems odd that the parts of the planet that are relatively cleanest and strictest about garbage/pollution control are also those with the lowest population replenishment, if plastics and chemicals are really the source of the problem.
 
The fad used to be media telling you that everything will give you cancer. Regardless I shall quote this study whilst smoking whenever I find myself without a jonny at hand.

It still is a fad, except these days it's just California telling you that. Seriously, check any product you buy (especially aftermarket weapon parts for some reason) and there's a good chance you'll see a sticker that says "This was made with materials California has designated as carcinogens" or similar verbiage. It's still a total joke, but nonetheless expected from a pozzed state like Cali.
 
low fertility is indeed a problem in western countries. I dont know how legitimate this study from kikuniversity is but, there's definitely something going on.
Me thinks a mix of unhealthy food (especially ones that are believed to be ok by most but, in reality are not like milk) pollution and lack of physical activity.

testosterone levels also have fallen off a cliff, compared to the 40s.
 
Clickbait bullshit. Average sperm counts are dropping in large part because so many techniques are now available in the first world for people with low sperm count to reproduce and make sons that also have low sperm counts.

Well that and all the lifestyle stuff talked about up thread. But the above is actually been noted by fertility experts. We're no longer selecting heavily against issues that cause infertility.
 
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It still is a fad, except these days it's just California telling you that. Seriously, check any product you buy (especially aftermarket weapon parts for some reason) and there's a good chance you'll see a sticker that says "This was made with materials California has designated as carcinogens" or similar verbiage. It's still a total joke, but nonetheless expected from a pozzed state like Cali.

In fairness so much stuff is carcinogenic, but it's all relative. Someone will be preaching to you about whatever being bad like smartmeters, charred/red meat or eating too many eggs whilst they're buzzing their tits after sniffing charlie off a toilet stall smoking cigarettes.
 
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