Culture Sperm Count Zero: infertility crisis looms - tfw children of men will become real

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Well, apparently too much plastic pollution is devastating male sperm counts. Rip humanity, it was a good run.
Now it seems that early death isn't enough for us—we're on track instead to void the species entirely. Last summer a group of researchers from Hebrew University and Mount Sinai medical school published a study showing that sperm counts in the U.S., Europe, Australia, and New Zealand have fallen by more than 50 percent over the past four decades. (They judged data from the rest of the world to be insufficient to draw conclusions from, but there are studies suggesting that the trend could be worldwide.) That is to say: We are producing half the sperm our grandfathers did. We are half as fertile.

The Hebrew University/Mount Sinai paper was a meta-analysis by a team of epidemiologists, clinicians, and researchers that culled data from 185 studies, which examined semen from almost 43,000 men. It showed that the human race is apparently on a trend line toward becoming unable to reproduce itself. Sperm counts went from 99 million sperm per milliliter of semen in 1973 to 47 million per milliliter in 2011, and the decline has been accelerating. Would 40 more years—or fewer—bring us all the way to zero?

I called Shanna H. Swan, a reproductive epidemiologist at Mount Sinai and one of the lead authors of the study, to ask if there was any good news hiding behind those brutal numbers. Were we really at risk of extinction? She failed to comfort me. “The What Does It Mean question means extrapolating beyond your data,” Swan said, “which is always a tricky thing. But you can ask, ‘What does it take? When is a species in danger? When is a species threatened?’ And we are definitely on that path.” That path, in its darkest reaches, leads to no more naturally conceived babies and potentially to no babies at all—and the final generation of Homo sapiens will roam the earth knowing they will be the last of their kind.


On a serious note, there are a few ways to attack the problem that are mentioned but none of them are cheap: fertility techniques are highly-reliable but still set you back tens of thousands, and surrogates are hard to use. All in all, this might encourage people to adopt. And that's likely a good thing in general, given overpopulation and all. It'll be hard on a lot of people though, given that they want babies that are 'their own' because of dumb evolutionary reasons.
 
Maybe everyone just has narrow urethras?

Idk, but we aren't going to see humans go extinct for a long long time.
 
3rd world nations are some of the most trash filled places on earth yet they out breed green energy countries.

this is just a trick to let white women get blacked.


Look at the university's doing the study, too
 
I wonder if medication also plays a role. They say shit like antidepressants affect your sex drive, maybe it carries over into production of sperm too? Also sometimes they give them to kids, which I have sometimes wondered if that, in conjunction with a few other things, led to "soyboys".

I've also read shit like, porn stars and shit take special supplements and shit to have uh "bigger" shots that go further? Would diet or something like that even affect anything?

Come to think of it I think Ive read this exact article before, a while back. Maybe theyre just continuing the study.

I personally dont really think this is a huge deal, technically, I dont really want kids, I wouldnt be a great dad--but it's strange that theyre pulling the alarmist "Humanity will go extinct!" I mean I guess it makes sense if you make a linear model of it or something but, as Jeff Goldblum put it: "Life uh, finds a way."

It seems like one of those models where it's one of those things where "halving something infinitely, you still never reach true zero" you know? Not taking into account individual variables on top of that. Plus, we do have like sperm banks, regardless of how efficient. And what about CRISPR? Could you like modify some sort of genetic resistance to this? Who knows.
>wanting western civilization to survive
>not giving your girl hi energy cream loads
>at least 12 a week.
All you guys in the thread with your sperm bank booths should just pack it in, this dude clearly has the superior Chad genes.
 
probably back in the cave man days, that sort of stuff was important. Before society and monogamy, females having multiple partners wasn’t uncommon and the human male shame shank is actually designed to pull other dude’s spunk out of the baby chamber. Shooting lots of sperm was probably evolutionarily advantageous.

People are having less and less partners, and repopulating when they’re married. So less amount of sperm isn’t going to prevent you from having kids. I would believe people are having lower counts but so what? Less people have wisdom teeth than ever too because we aren’t cavemen anymore.

Plus plastic pollution? Everybody knows it’s laptops radiating our balls.
 
probably back in the cave man days, that sort of stuff was important. Before society and monogamy, females having multiple partners wasn’t uncommon and the human male shame shank is actually designed to pull other dude’s spunk out of the baby chamber. Shooting lots of sperm was probably evolutionarily advantageous.

People are having less and less partners, and repopulating when they’re married. So less amount of sperm isn’t going to prevent you from having kids. I would believe people are having lower counts but so what? Less people have wisdom teeth than ever too because we aren’t cavemen anymore.

Plus plastic pollution? Everybody knows it’s laptops radiating our balls.

Plastics are actually pretty bad too. For example, BPA is a weak synthetic estrogen and acts as a hormone disruptor in men.
 
Plastics are actually pretty bad too. For example, BPA is a weak synthetic estrogen and acts as a hormone disruptor in men.
Too much testosterone lowers sperm too. Too hot? Lower sperm. Cold? Lower sperm. Wrong underwear? Lower sperm. Alcohol, too much or too low weight, stress all lower sperm. And people still reproduce. Because people only really need one and luck to make birds and bees or however it works.
 
Perhaps it's all the soy and anti-gluten propaganda? I'm sure being a hipster vegan also doesnt always help...
 
3rd world nations are some of the most trash filled places on earth yet they out breed green energy countries.
Somalia literally has nuclear waste dumped onto it and those fuckers are everywhere.
There's an interesting evolutionary mechanic for this that is the reason why the most poor and fucked up people have more childrens than stable people.
To cut it short, if a human can't survive on resources it will survive on numbers, the herd safety mechanic but applied in preservation of the specie.
 
probably back in the cave man days, that sort of stuff was important. Before society and monogamy, females having multiple partners wasn’t uncommon and the human male shame shank is actually designed to pull other dude’s spunk out of the baby chamber. Shooting lots of sperm was probably evolutionarily advantageous.
Conception doesn't happen in the shaft, and evolution doesn't design males as circumcised. Creatures that do use a sperm competition have vastly different proportions. It's been downwards spermcounts since the days of shooting your sperm into the ocean hoping that a female will swim by.
 
Infertility is mostly due to issues with mom, not with dad. 47 million sperm is WAY more than enough.
 
Take 3-4 months: improve your diet, wear shorts, exercise a bit more, and you'll be fine.

You kinda need to go out of your way to do permanent damage to your (male) body.
 
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