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I just saw those panels.
Is Zeb Wells (the writer) a Joe Quesada simp?
I feel like I'm reliving 2007, again, because I'm having One More Day flashbacks.
From what I understand Nick Lowe, the editor, is the Gwenfag. They've literally been rehashing the Clone Saga for like a decade now with Miles spinning his wheels, Peter regressing into a pathetic 35+ yo bachelor, and Ben Reilly being mangled into whatever (Ben and Miles are the same fucking character, fight me.)
They really should just have Peter marry MJ, semi-retire, and then let the new villain be a weird Gwen-clone with a mix of memories from Miles Warren and Gwen. I'd unironically be interested in MJ being a small business owner (fashion or willing to try to market super science shit Peter makes/ finds) while Peter has to deal with new responsibility. Just fucking commit to replacing Peter for a while.
 
Now that Moore has decided to be a part of a BBC web thingy its time to reask the question "Has Alan Moore produced anything good in 20 years?"

No.

His multiple Mythos-inspired works (Neonomicon and Providence) amounted to little more than a longform calling Lovecraft a repressed fag while at the same time selling comics aping Lovecraft's prose and adding heaps of bestiality, underage rape and other subjects popular with Moore. Very cerebral, literary, insightful and liberal stuff to be sure.

Legion of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Tempest was perhaps even more embarrassing, a once acclaimed and popular series ending with a barely coherent loveletter to his cherished pop culture of the UK from the 1880s to 1960 who all evade the oppressive forces of modernism and climb up in a rocketship and head off to Narnia, no longer subject to the vagaries of the coarse and irreparably befouled modern world and culture. Which is quite a statement from a guy who's legacy will undoubtedly be the undermining and deconstruction of said figures.

Much of this incoherence and inability to say anything meaningful on Moore's part stems from the contradictions within Moore himself. For someone who has dedicated a lifetime to excoriating and deconstructing traditional cultural icons and the values that produced them for their racism, sexism, classism and, most of all, their prurient attitudes towards sex and sexuality as a lifelong "liberated" egalitarian marxist, Moore cannot hide his disgust, fear and rejection of the modern populist, materialist world and culture that the tireless efforts of people like him and attitudes like his have brought about. When asked about a more modern version of LoEG, Moore shrugged and said it wouldn't really be possible for him to do - for the most part he has no interest in reading fiction created in the past 60 years. Things like superheroes and Edwardian-era pulp fiction might have been quaint, childish and the target of his derision in the 1980s, but he despises what England produced afterwards like the treacly Harry Potter and the cynical worldview of James Bond. Allen Quartermain may have been a shining exemplar of British muscular imperialism and colonialism, but unlike Bond he was at least a gentleman for God's sake.

After a while Alan Moore just comes across as someone who wants more than anything to be a rebel against the Victorian sensibilities and bygone glory days of Pax Brittanica of over a century ago, lashing out in denial at a dead culture he's ashamed to admit he cherishes and relates to far more than the culture of the present day that's in line with his espoused values, which he hides from and refuses to engage in. He helped make the bed, but refuses to lie in it.
 
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This issue of Batman Gotham Adventures explains the change of costume between Catwoman in the BTNA, it was all because she went to far against a woman that her company did experiment on cats. Good issue even fuck cats, piece of shit animals, dogs superior.

This comic is pretty good so far
This is collected in lot of her stories and its not the last time she goes up against evil blonde bombshells. Remember Sylvia?

I need recs
What are some good daredevil comics in his own series that feature elektra or black widow a lot? Like any collected editions?
 
No.

His multiple Mythos-inspired works (Neonomicon and Providence) amounted to little more than a longform calling Lovecraft a repressed fag while at the same time selling comics aping Lovecraft's prose and adding heaps of bestiality, underage rape and other subjects popular with Moore. Very cerebral, literary, insightful and liberal stuff to be sure.

Legion of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Tempest was perhaps even more embarrassing, a once acclaimed and popular series ending with a barely coherent loveletter to his cherished pop culture of the UK from the 1880s to 1960 who all evade the oppressive forces of modernism and climb up in a rocketship and head off to Narnia, no longer subject to the vagaries of the coarse and irreparably befouled modern world and culture. Which is quite a statement from a guy who's legacy will undoubtedly be the undermining and deconstruction of said figures.

Much of this incoherence and inability to say anything meaningful on Moore's part stems from the contradictions within Moore himself. For someone who has dedicated a lifetime to excoriating and deconstructing traditional cultural icons and the values that produced them for their racism, sexism, classism and, most of all, their prurient attitudes towards sex and sexuality as a lifelong "liberated" egalitarian marxist, Moore cannot hide his disgust, fear and rejection of the modern populist, materialist world and culture that the tireless efforts of people like him and attitudes like his have helped bring about. When asked about a more modern version of LoEG, Moore shrugged and said it wouldn't really be possible for him to do - for the most part he has no interest in reading fiction created in the past 60 years. Things like superheroes and Edwardian-era pulp fiction might have been quaint, childish and the target of his derision in the 1980s, but he despises what England produced afterwards like the treacly Harry Potter and the cynical worldview of James Bond. Allen Quartermain may have been a shining exemplar of British muscular imperialism and colonialism, but unlike Bond he was at least a gentleman for God's sake.

After a while Alan Moore just comes across as someone who wants more than anything to be a rebel against the Victorian sensibilities and bygone glory days of Pax Brittanica of over a century ago, lashing out in denial at a dead culture he's ashamed to admit he cherishes and relates to far more than the culture of the present day that's in line with his espoused values, which he hides from and refuses to engage in. He helped make the bed, but refuses to lie in it.
Alan Moore is literally the proto-Redditor, he gets such high praise for the shit that has utterly killed comics.

Swamp Thing is kino because he didn’t have the pull to do his masturbatory garbage yet, afterwards it was all downhill. Comics are supposed to be dumb fun, not “muh serious dekonstruction of societal issues.”
 
While everything you say is true, no comic creator will ever be more Reddit than Warren Ellis.
He once went on Something Awful and got pissed that some retard asked him what it was like being named after a rabbit's home (rabbits live in warrens)
I liked SuperGod.
Sure because we haven't retold the fantastic four/captain america origin stories enough times. He just works with great artists.
 
I liked SuperGod.
Alright pissbag, you want some fucking capeshit? You want some stupid shite about some mentally challenged clown punching bad guys in his tighty whities like a good little God-worshipping Jerry Falwell listening probably racist throwback? Well it's time you got a kick in the bollocks and got a fucking taste of the fucking future.

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You see this? Here's some fucking superpowers for you mate. What you're looking at here is the ultimate superpower. In your hand you have the ability to communicate to anyone on the goddamn planet. You have access to the sum total of human knowledge at your fingertips. Bluetooth. USB compatible. I can reach out to thousands with this tool while having a pint with my mates in a pub. What does x-ray vision or leap over fences have to compare with that? Sod off. This blows you and your little capeshit out of the fucking water. The future's here, now, and either you can cling to your fairy tales like Spidey-Man or the Bible or you're out.
 
Alright pissbag, you want some fucking capeshit? You want some stupid shite about some mentally challenged clown punching bad guys in his tighty whities like a good little God-worshipping Jerry Falwell listening probably racist throwback? Well it's time you got a kick in the bollocks and got a fucking taste of the fucking future.

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You see this? Here's some fucking superpowers for you mate. What you're looking at here is the ultimate superpower. In your hand you have the ability to communicate to anyone on the goddamn planet. You have access to the sum total of human knowledge at your fingertips. Bluetooth. USB compatible. I can reach out to thousands with this tool while having a pint with my mates in a pub. What does x-ray vision or leap over fences have to compare with that? Sod off. This blows you and your little capeshit out of the fucking water. The future's here, now, and either you can cling to your fairy tales like Spidey-Man or the Bible or you're out.
But I liked the way the Russian one looked and I also enjoyed the Chinese one that turned into Cthullu.
 
I liked Fell, what little Ellis did with Hellblazer, and Transmetropolitan (though I suspect if I were to re-read it now my opinion of it wouldn't be as high) but beyond that there's not much I've really liked by him. I didn't get far into Planetary and what I did read didn't really wow me like it seems to for a lot of people. I remember his X-Men stuff being particularly bad. A lot of his super hero works just have this annoying, smug "heh, ain't this all stupid and childish?" tone to it that I hate.

There was one Daredevil issue he did in the '90s that was amusing, mostly because he just spent the whole issue shitting on the then new Jack Batlin status quo.
 
While scrolling through Facebook, I found some cool advice about how to make comic books from Larry Hama.

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After watching the dumpster fire adaptation that was The Killing Joke I kinda lost my will to sit through the animation ones.

It took a little longer for me. Watching Catwoman get a win over Cheetah in Catwoman Hunted was what made me tap out,
 
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I just saw those panels.
Is Zeb Wells (the writer) a Joe Quesada simp?
I feel like I'm reliving 2007, again, because I'm having One More Day flashbacks.
Wells is anti-Spidermarriage. Also wrote Shed, the infamous story where Lizard ate his son while Kraven's loli daughter, who kidnapped the boy and told Lizard she wanted to help him eat the boy, looked on with sick joy of a young boy her age being eaten alive by his father's lizard form.
 
I liked Fell, what little Ellis did with Hellblazer, and Transmetropolitan (though I suspect if I were to re-read it now my opinion of it wouldn't be as high) but beyond that there's not much I've really liked by him. I didn't get far into Planetary and what I did read didn't really wow me like it seems to for a lot of people. I remember his X-Men stuff being particularly bad. A lot of his super hero works just have this annoying, smug "heh, ain't this all stupid and childish?" tone to it that I hate.
I like a lot of Ellis' work myself, especially stuff like Crecy where he's writing against his normal futurist type or really whenever he's under pressure from his publishers to leave his cringeworthy Redditor personal politics at the door. When Ellis accept a paycheck, he is capable of being a professional, not indulging himself and delivering a product intended to entertain an audience and not insult them. The imposition of structure or being forced to not write empty ciphers like with his runs on Batman, Iron Man, Moon Knight or when he wrote Dark Heart for the Justice League cartoon, in my opinion, stand head and shoulders above his creator owned works where he was free to make a colossal retard out of himself.

Whatever the case, the "angry misanthrope protagonist venting about all the idiots who don't trust the science" that became the stereotypical Reddit persona, the proto-Rick Sanchez, is undeniably a Warren Ellis invention.
 
Wells is anti-Spidermarriage. Also wrote Shed, the infamous story where Lizard ate his son while Kraven's loli daughter, who kidnapped the boy and told Lizard she wanted to help him eat the boy, looked on with sick joy of a young boy her age being eaten alive by his father's lizard form.
What a sick fuck.
 
Wells is anti-Spidermarriage. Also wrote Shed, the infamous story where Lizard ate his son while Kraven's loli daughter, who kidnapped the boy and told Lizard she wanted to help him eat the boy, looked on with sick joy of a young boy her age being eaten alive by his father's lizard form.
Everything I find about this is nerdwank articles about how critically-acclaimed it is. Fuck this industry.
 
Neil Adams the man who brought batman out of the campy Adam west era and into the bronze age of comics. Has passed away at the ripe old age of 80, just two months shy of his Full story
 
Everything I find about this is nerdwank articles about how critically-acclaimed it is. Fuck this industry.

Shed was NEVER critically acclaimed.

And it was part of a greater/larger storyline called "The Gauntlet"/"Grim Hunt" that brought OG Kraven back to life. The "Gauntlet" part was Peter fighting all of his old enemies after editorial basically embargoed the writers of the BND status quo from using the bulk of the major villains outside Osborn and Vulture, from 545-599.

The only part of the Gauntlet that was "praised" was the Mysterio section (written by Slott, based on an idea, where Mysterio helps mob bosses fake their deaths so they could flee the country with their millions only for Mysterio to doublecross them and try and steal their money/was killing them for real, Slott claimed he had cooked up since the 1990s when he was writing Ren and Stimpy and listacle themed back-up stories in Annuals) and even that was faint praise due to the fact that the bar was so utterly low by that point AND the fact that the story got equal criticism for how Slott IGNORED the work Peter David did prior to One More/Brand New Day to unfuck Mysterio; with Slott explicitly going back to the Howard Mackie BS of "Mysterio faking his death in Daredevil or did he? He might just be a fraud impersonating OG Mysterio!" crap.

Neil Adams the man who brought batman out of the campy Adam west era and into the bronze age of comics. Has passed away at the ripe old age of 80, just two months shy of his Full story
And with that, I would not be shocked if we don't start getting Bronze Age Batman omnibuses, since one of the issues which were handicapping DC putting out comprehensive collections of 1970s Batman books was Neal Adams having it in his contract that he get top billing on any trades collecting his work and them having to use his redrawn "Special Edition" recolors/redrawn versions of his Batman issues in trade releases.
 
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