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It's not surprising to me, he's always been a druggie and insane. Getting in on the pronoun game isn't really a shocking swerve.
I agree. I think non-binary is the go to for virtual signaling. Since you don't have to do body harm.
As much as I like grant Morrison comics hes always been an attention whore. Hes best known for being crazy and having wacky magic beliefs about super heroes being real in other dimensions and shit. This magic belief conveniently came after Alan Moore got interested in the subject, and say what you will about Alan Moore he is educated on what he talks about. Grant's own description of drug educed enlightenment are very similar to Philip K Dick's own mental breakdown, which was famously told by Robert Crumb in comic form, and Philip K Dick showed genuine schizo like behavior that almost ruined his life and caused him to die in a very strange way (he was having stroke symptoms but refused to go to a doctor despite people telling him too) . In contrast Grant is able to keep himself under wraps and conveniently doesn't say or do anything crazy enough to harm his career but just crazy enough to be attention grabbing.
 
lads, the earlier you drop capes, the better it gets. Even more when it is fucking x-men trash.

These pages were too silly, imagine not being able to kill the man who killed his son while being hold. And why would batman do if he went for the kill lol.
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lads, the earlier you drop capes, the better it gets. Even more when it is fucking x-men trash.

These pages were too silly, imagine not being able to kill the man who killed his son while being hold. And why would batman do if he went for the kill lol.
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This is meant for children right? Thats the only reason this scene could be that dumb. I mean, not like kids read comic books anyway.
 
Some people think that MJ will get a skin re-grafting that will make her look more like Zendaya. What do you think are teh chances of that?
I mean the current Spider-Man editor is having her have step-kids with some guy because he's a Gwenfag. I wouldn't even give a shit about Miles if Peter fucked off to raise Mayday or some bullshit.
 
I mean the current Spider-Man editor is having her have step-kids with some guy because he's a Gwenfag. I wouldn't even give a shit about Miles if Peter fucked off to raise Mayday or some bullshit.
I'll never understand these people. Peter and MJ were in a relationship for 40ish years in the regular comics (not even counting Stan Lee's long running newspaper comic), she was the main love interest in the Ultimate universe, they're married and have kids together in two separate (and fairly popular) alternate timelines, and MJ was the main love interest in both of the mega popular film franchises (Raimi's and now the MCU), plus their relationship and reconciliation was a plot thread of the recent popular Sony game.

It's like trying to pair with a new love interest and/or do relationship drama between Superman and Lois or Sue and Reed, it's not what any of the audience wants and we all know its not going anywhere. It's a waste of time and runs counter to what the majority of fans want. I'm just glad I largely gave up on current comics after 2010.

Also:
>gwenfag
Those people are even more stupid. After Ditko left she lost all personality and Norman murdering her was a mercy killing. They can't really use Spider-Gwen because in their retardation of trying to force a pairing between her and Miles they decided she was actually younger than she should be, so now she's too young for 616 Peter.
 
I never read those comics but I bet they're better than most since editorial never gave a shit about them. Am I wrong?
They're good. Written entirely by Tom DeFalco, a long time Spider-Man writer, they're actually a better continuation (and conclusion, with Spider-Girl: The End) of the classic continuity than the regular comics are (during the original run of Spider-Girl, the regular comics were going through the New Chapter nonsense which was Marvel's attempt at retconning the continuity to be what they wanted). Of course, Marvel couldn't let a happily married Peter and MJ happen, so they fucked with it during the dumb Spiderverse shit but luckily that happened long after DeFalco concluded his stories, so its all easy to ignore.
 
There was a series (two, actually) called "X-Men Forever" where Claremont wrote the stories he planned to write until he got shitcanned from the series after issue 3.
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Not really. X-Men Forever abandoned the central premise after a single issue as Claremont had Storm murder Wolverine* and it turned out Storm was replaced with a fake created in Genosha as a sleeper agent for a vague conspiracy that Claremont created for the title and reintroduced a pre-teen version of Storm that was supposed to be the real Storm, who re-lost her memory when she was switched out with the fake Storm in Xtinction Agenda.

Oh and Kitty and Nightcrawler back on the team with no reason other than Claremont could.

(*Claremont had been wanting to kill Logan off and have the Hand resurrect him for ages as a villain so he could finally have Jean/Logan hook up with Jean freeing him from the Hand's brainwashing via the power of love since Dissolution and Rebirth/UXM #251-258. Bob Harras kept vetoing the idea as retarded and the fact that it would fuck up Wolverine's ongoing book and Larry Hama utterly being against the idea too. One of the last straws, when Claremont quit the X-Men, was him pushing for the story AGAIN to take place in X-Men #4 with the Reavers "killing" Wolverine and him not showing up in the X-Men book until #294 (the two hundred anniversary issue of the AN-AD X-Men and being told "NO!" yet again, as Harras preferred the idea of Logan mellowing out and having a rivalry with Gambit over Gambit being the new big shot on the team while Jim Lee didn't want Logan to be weak or evil and just wanted him to be the same old badass and Hama not wanting his exploration of Logan's past derailed by Claremont telling him and Harras, to his face, that if Harras was so obsessed with the Wolverine ongoing that Hama could simply do stories of Logan being evil and fighting the Avengers and other heroes until he finally reappeared in the main X-Books in #294).

Claremont did JACK fucking SHIT to "tell the story he always wanted to tell" in X-Men Forever. No fucking predatory lesbian Nazi Sat-Yr-9 grooming Kitty to be her underage loveslave so that she would appoint her as her second command when she replaced Roma as guardian of all reality, no fucking Shadow King regrouping and revealed to be the secret mastermind of the Hellfire Club or trying to enslave the universe via Aboriginal Dreamtime. No Nimrod and James Jasper alliance to reality warp the world into becoming an exact replicate of the Days of Future Past future Nimrod hailed from. No explaining what happened with the Brood Queen in the televangelist wife that Claremont sat up and then forgot all about. No explaining what the fuck he was planning for Polaris and Malice, Mutant War, and Gambit being Mr Sinister in hiding pulling a Terra/Changeling on Storm) because of Mutant Wars.

Not to mention the bullshit that Claremont came up with (Mutants exploding because of their power was created purely for the series), the bullshit excuse he had to retroactively come up with towards the end of V1 to explain why half the X-Men cast had magically vanished, and how Claremont couldn't even be arsed to fucking keep even basic bitch canon intact (Cable didn't fucking EXIST in the X-Men Forever verse; the New Mutants were basically free range kids who went MIA after coming back to Asgard and Nathan Summers was a young kid being raised by Scott's grandparents and later Corsair in Alaska as if X-Factor #64-68 never happened.

The ONLY aborted plot we got from Claremont in X-Men Forever was Sinister being an immortal stuck in a kid's body with a mad gay crush on Cyclops and that only happened in the second volume, when the book was about to be permanently canceled and Claremont had to fucking deliver what was promised.

I bought the volume one trades dirt cheap online and was horribly disappointed in them, having bailed on the series after the first three issue arc proved Claremont was lying his ass off about his sales pitch purely to get a non-canon X-Men book to fuck around with.
 
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Body dysmorphia. This isn't just a 'trans' thing. There are people with dysmorphia that feel like their life isn't complete because they have a foot. Boy, their life would sure be better without that foot.
That's a horrifying condition where people deliberately mutilate themselves so that they can get body parts removed so they look more like how they feel they should look.

Lewis just wants his girlfriend to have a dick he can play with while denying that he's a fruit.

Moore will be more sane than Morrison
And that's saying something because Moore considers himself a warlock as well as an anarchist. He's pretty loopy to begin with and that's taking into account he claims to worship a snake god.
 
Moore has expressed the belief that he has met John Constantine in real life, so I don't know how sane he is...
Maybe he tired one too many DMT pills
That's a horrifying condition where people deliberately mutilate themselves so that they can get body parts removed so they look more like how they feel they should look.

Lewis just wants his girlfriend to have a dick he can play with while denying that he's a fruit.


And that's saying something because Moore considers himself a warlock as well as an anarchist. He's pretty loopy to begin with and that's taking into account he claims to worship a snake god.
good thing old religions never die
 
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