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Honestly I'm just surprised they still bother with that event. Last I saw it barely pulled viewers and is hated by troons for having too many actual women.

Judging from the picture, it looks like they fixed the "too many actual women" problem.

Holy fuckballs.

I hope none of you are watching this shit-show. The audio is a total mess. Definitely not up to GDQ standards.

Isn't it just a collection of streams and not a full event like the regular GDQs?
 
Isn't it just a collection of streams and not a full event like the regular GDQs?

Correct. There are a few people in the "GDQ studio" running the show, and those people are doing runs live (though obviously no audience). Everyone else is using the same approach they use for the GDQ Hotfixes, where it's being streamed from the runner's location to GDQ's server, then sent out from there. So the audio quality is pretty dependent on the actual runner's setup.

At least as far as online-based speedrunning marathons go, it's been fairly decent quality-wise, though that's admittedly setting a pretty low bar.
 
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Just look at these lovely ladies.
 
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They're still showing their pronouns despite the fact the event is supposed to be featuring exclusively female runners.

It's self-parody at this point.
 
They're still showing their pronouns despite the fact the event is supposed to be featuring exclusively female runners.

It's self-parody at this point.

Some of them could be they/them, xir/xirself, or plural.

That aside, I can't imagine being able to intentionally put together a less watchable event than this.
 
Someone dropped the line 'When the ban list has a better roster than the actual event' and I just think that sums it up by this point.
 
Its possible that the only women's clothing that fit his manly frame are clothes made for overweight 60 year-old women.

It's possible that he's got no experiences of being a woman so he chooses a shirt with a neck plunge(to nowhere), because that's feminine, and a floral pattern because women like flowers. It's lost on him that he just looks like faggy Ed Hardy pirate.
 
You can't spell Spedrun without Thirsty Sped and Paste-Bin #MeToo

Youtuber StryderX, best known for his series of video about Paper Mario glitches and exploit has got #MeToo'd by his ex girlfriend.

The original tweet: https://archive.li/EiqpW
The paste bin: https://archive.li/vIBx7

What is it with speedrunners and paste bin rants?

It's because paste bin is willing to host what ever garabage they spew, and it being a paste bin means it root out the masses who only consume with out reading it, keeping them from reading it to make a informed opinion, rather then just spew out the regerated dribble from other people.

If it's true or not I'm jaded to #metoo shit.
 
The pastebin sounds believable, but I find it funny how people rag on nazi's for "following the leader", while simultaneously praising dumb bitches who can't say no to an unwanted sexual encounter.

Like holy fuck, there's not having a spine, and then there's not having a single trace of bone marrow (Even when held up to the most high-end microscope) in your body.
 
Watching a speedrun is only fun when the person doing it is knowledgeable or entertaining, and the GDQ organizers have been systematically weeding out anyone in either category for the last 4-5 years to make it a 'safe space', replacing them with boring nerds and frightening looking men in dresses.
 
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