Space Jam A New Legacy - From Black Panther to Bugs Bunny

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Does the original Space Jam hold up?


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FYI, the core plot of this film is ripped from Hook (bad guy tells hero's kid that his dad's bad and bonds with the villain instead, etc). It also turns out that the big crowd scene is a lot lazier than previously thought. More than half is people summoned from the real world while the Warner part of the audience is partly just generic bad guys, like Tim Burton Batman movie minions, pirates, GoT ice dudes and Mad Max goons. Seriously do I really have to spoiler this? There's literally nothing of value in this film worth spoiling unless you give that much of a shit about pointless cameos. Only thing of note was a Michael Jordan fakeout gag. The nerdluck aliens from the original Space Jam also appear but they're just lazily clipped out from scenes of the original movie.
Bro and even still, some of the cameo costumes were so fucking bad. They had some dude dressed like the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz, guy literally looked like they gave him a shitty monke mask from the original Planet of the Apes.
 
This movie may have killed any chance for a serious return to 2D in theaters along with killing Bugs Bunny for some reason...
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But don't worry folks. He's brought back to life. He just ends up in the real world and now toons and humans live side by side for some reason...
Feel free to toss Mad at the Internet reactions my way, but can I just say how much I FUCKING HATE THAT FAKE-OUT DEATH CLICHE!?

Seriously, it's one of the cheapest, shittiest ways to stir bullshit drama I can think of, because you know they're not actually fucking dead, because obviously they're not gonna kill the main character. Seriously, I read this webtoon a while back (Jungle Juice, IIRC), where the female lead is mortally wounded, but NOPE! Deus ex machina bullshit! Because fuck you and fuck your intelligence! It's such a slap in the face of a plot device, and it just feels like the writers think we're retarded.

The only time I can think of where this worked is at the end of the Battle Tendency arc of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, where Joseph Joestar appeared to die after his battle against Kars, only to turn up at his own funeral. That bit actually works because the last protagonist, his grandfather Jonathan, had indeed died at the end of that arc, so we know that nobody's truly safe from death in this franchise. In 99% of other cases, though, I just end up wanting to strangle the writer.

The more I learn of this fucking thing, the more I want to see Warner Bros. lose their shirts over this trainwreck. Too bad kids are too young and stupid to notice any of this.
 
Wait, so why is Bugs dying in a stupid movie about the Loony Tunes playing basketball with Lebrun James?
 
Do we care about spoilers? Eh fuck it I got some screenshots from /tv/ of cameos and references, anything that's actually part of the main Lebron plot blows even harder anyways


Every form of media that I've seen reference Rick and Morty has declined heavily, and it's no difference here lol SJ2 is another product placement and nostalgia movie. This generation of media continues to have some of the most uncreative, untalented people I've ever seen. A lot of shit is a reboot/remaster/remake, and when they actually attempt a sequel, you get shit like this. wow
 
Every form of media that I've seen reference Rick and Morty has declined heavily, and it's no difference here lol SJ2 is another product placement and nostalgia movie. This generation of media continues to have some of the most uncreative, untalented people I've ever seen. A lot of shit is a reboot/remaster/remake, and when they actually attempt a sequel, you get shit like this. wow
At least when The Simpsons did a Rick and Morty couch gag, they were already dead.
 
Wait, so why is Bugs dying in a stupid movie about the Loony Tunes playing basketball with Lebrun James?
Cuz they had to raise the stakes in the final battle besides having Kang James rekindling his relationship with his gamer word son and learning how to cheat at sports. It's truly retarded.

"Lowdy Lowdy, the main villain guy is CHEATING, what are we gonna do?"
"We just have to cheat harder!"
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never has a movie made me feel so visceral. even serbian film wasnt this bad and that was the worst film i ever saw at movie night. this was just movie movie movie spammed in your face for 2 hours. just references to everything wb owns being tossed in your face like a cumshot. this was a not good out of 10
 
I was thinking about watching this thing drunk, but I don't think it's good enough for even that. Learning that this thing is celebrating his self-righteous Malcolm X wannabe bullshit (one of the reviews I've read notes that his bitchfit over some Fox News anchor rightly telling him to "shut up and dribble" is included in the movie as a career highlight) was the last straw. I'm not watching, I hope it bombs like a fucking nuke. If I wanted to watch some egotistical celebtard suck his own ten-foot dick for two hours, I'd look for an autofellatio video with Ron Jeremy.
drunk? I wouldnt watch this dreck again if i was dying of a heroin overdose.
 
Cuz they had to raise the stakes in the final battle besides having Kang James rekindling his relationship with his gamer word son and learning how to cheat at sports. It's truly retarded.

"Lowdy Lowdy, the main villain guy is CHEATING, what are we gonna do?"
"We just have to cheat harder!"
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So what, the AI hacked a cartoon gun and shot him or something?
 
Cuz they had to raise the stakes in the final battle besides having Kang James rekindling his relationship with his gamer word son and learning how to cheat at sports. It's truly retarded.

"Lowdy Lowdy, the main villain guy is CHEATING, what are we gonna do?"
"We just have to cheat harder!"
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What a good moral, the only way to find success is fucking cheat.
 
So what, the AI hacked a cartoon gun and shot him or something?
No. At the start of the movie Lebron's kid, who developed the retarded game they're playing, finds out that a specific combination of moves will glitch the game so hard it'll cause it to freeze and delete the player character.

They're out of ideas, cuz War Machine basically runs everything, so Lebron just says fuck it and decides he'll do it to save the tunes and the greenscreen extras, but just as he's about to do it, Bugs Bunny steals the ball and does it in his place.

So Bugs get's glitched, Lebron does a chaos dunk and they win. Afterwards it's pretty much a happy ending with the exception of Bugs dying in the middle of TuneVille, surrounded by all his friends, while Lebron and his kid fuck off to the real world.

It's all just a big sike tho, cuz on the last scene he shows up in the real world, no explanations given, Lebron doesn't ask any questions neither, and the movie ends with a dumb montage of selfies.
 
This guy is just becoming the “I’m gonna be a contrarian so people will think I’m cool” YouTube guy, isn’t he?
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I wasn't expecting much out of this movie going in. While I enjoyed seeing the Looney Tunes, Lebron was very unlikable throughout the entire film. Also, the bait and switch cameo bothered me. I am surprised the film acknowledges the fact the 2d animation is cheaper and infinitely more appealing than the dull CGI " upgrade" the toons get. Anyway here is a picture of Pepe Le pew and Penelope to trigger A new legacies director.

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Man the whole cartoons are real thing is probably just ripping off Roger Rabbit, but for some reason can't help but think of the retarded Dimensional Merge stuff especially with all the IP shit in this film.
 
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