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Oliver Onions said:
I'm surprised the 'everything is rayciss' crowd haven't capitalized on the fact both Jamie Foxx's Spawn reboot and the MCU Blade reboot have both been trapped in production hell for years. Clearly Hollywood tryna keep a brotha down and not because both films are gonna suck shit.
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No, I've seen them complain that they can't get Blade or Armor Wars (War Machine film) off the ground, but they can get Nova off the ground
Oliver Onions said:
Michael Jai White Spawn
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My brother in Christ, Keith David is the only Spawn you will ever need
 
Gas Snake said:
It gets worse:
  • In their initial creation, they were conceived as Father and Son
  • For the majority of their run, Sabertooth was a dark-side foil that embraced the violent animal side Logan denies
  • Sabertooth tortured, raped and killed Logan's girlfriend
  • Sabertooth murdered and dismembered Logan's son on his birthday
  • Sabertooth routinely hunts and kills everyone Logan interacts with
This is who the fat women of beverly hills are writing yaoi slashfics about.


There's definitely no subtext if you can't read any of it. Sabertooth hates Logan for not giving in to his animal impulses and resents him for trying to live like a human being. Logan hates Sabertooth for the opposite reason. It's basic dark mirror shit, not complicated.
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This is a character who iirc would make sure on every one of Logan’s birthdays he would fuck with him in some way.

To say he “killed his son” on his birthday does not fully do it justice to how he fucked with him.
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He cut his son up into pieces to spell it out in the snow. This is a level of pure hatred and twisted evil to do this…so I guess better imagine them hate fucking and put gay stuff inside.
 
regalterry said:
Hit me with them clocks if any of this has been posted before.

DSP manages to die in the first minutes of playing the game. They built this game with him in mind and he stills fucks it up, simply incredible.

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If you try to make your game with fucking DSP in mind, and he still manages to find a way to fuck up in your game, you should be instantly blacklisted from the industry, no questions asked. Bet'cha Intergalactic or whatever the fuck it's called from Naughty Dog will double down even harder in the vain hopes he doesn't die in the first 3 hours of the game.
 
Slimy Time said:
He cut his son up into pieces to spell it out in the snow. This is a level of pure hatred and twisted evil to do this…so I guess better imagine them hate fucking and put gay stuff inside.
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This is so tryhard edgy it crosses the line into comedic. I bet Sam Raimi could adapt this plot into a great movie, but that would be fun so Sony will never allow it.
Hermiöne Granger said:
Now that Wolverine is out of the way, let's see what we have to look forward to from PlayStation studios :story:

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Why do they hate the Laufey actress so much. The rest look rough but she looks like one of the DLSS 5 memes currently doing the rounds.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Now that Wolverine is out of the way, let's see what we have to look forward to from PlayStation studios :story:

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Sony on a generational run to see how many billions they can immolate in the shortest span of time.

They've now spent close to the annual GDP of a small country and have nothing to show for it except mockery and ridicule.

2 out of 5 games on that picture are already confirmed as DOA, the remaining three might as well be.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Imagine that you're assigned a Superheroes game and the first thing that comes to mind is to make a domestic fight between a lesbian couple :story:


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Then someone had to make this :lol:

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El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
What the fuck is wrong with Imsomniax. This is legit creepy and revolting.
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It is accurate lesbian representation though. Highest rate of domestic violence. They fought tooth and nail for these stats.
 
Hey lets make a game about Logan, what should be xir character
A) a wild violent beast on the warpath for some reason
B) a stoic, old warhorse ready for one.last.ride
C) some manlet faggot who has to listen to some dykes fighting about their tampons or some retarded shit.
If you choose c congratulations on your 300 m dollars. Now get this fag ass yellow icon out of my psn app
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Now that Wolverine is out of the way, let's see what we have to look forward to from PlayStation studios :story:

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Crash and burn already. Been a lifelong user of it from 1 to 4, best days for this company and industry are behind it. Was talking to someone and they mentioned Prototype, inFamous, Sleeping Dogs. What happened to those IPs? Dead now.
 
regalterry said:
Hit me with them clocks if any of this has been posted before.

DSP manages to die in the first minutes of playing the game. They built this game with him in mind and he stills fucks it up, simply incredible.

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This isn't even on him partly. You can't even explore the area otherwise the game just instakills you. How dare the player go off the path.
 
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They're having a hecking blast over on reddit

El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
Hey lets make a game about Logan, what should be xir character
A) a wild violent beast on the warpath for some reason
B) a stoic, old warhorse ready for one.last.ride
C) some manlet faggot who has to listen to some dykes fighting about their tampons or some retarded shit.
If you choose c congratulations on your 300 m dollars. Now get this fag ass yellow icon out of my psn app
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Why in the blue HELL would you even be using the PSN app?
 
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