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Problematic User Forever said:
Why do we have to go with this hyper "realistic" bullshit that just always looks so god damn ugly?
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Because if they didn't, they couldn't blow $300 million on cocaine

I'm convinced AAA production is only so bloated these days because they need to launder money. Just like Hollywood. Games shouldn't cost what they cost to make. You don't need a dev team of thousands. In the golden age of video game production the dev team was 20-30 people. 50 people at most.
 
Dr J said:
Because if they didn't, they couldn't blow $300 million on cocaine

I'm convinced AAA production is only so bloated these days because they need to launder money. Just like Hollywood. Games shouldn't cost what they cost to make. You don't need a dev team of thousands. In the golden age of video game production the dev team was 20-30 people. 50 people at most.
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Yeah, I can't actually even imagine what I'd even spend $300 million on if you held a gun to my head and said "you have to make a video game and you have to spend all $300 million of this money to do it or we'll kill you; you have five years." Like ... literally what was that money spent on? Paying 400 people a $120k/yr salary for five years still leaves $60 million left over for lawyers, HR, accounting, sysadmin/devops, hardware, licenses and an office lease. Even if I paid myself $5 million a year for no good reason, there'd still be $35 million left over for all that other shit.

It boggles my mind how they manage to burn so much money. And $300 million is "cheap" these days, too. Fucking lunacy.

I don't think they're actually laundering money though. Laundering money is taking money acquired illegally and "washing" it through some transaction or other to make it look legitimate. Point being, when you're laundering money, you're spending it with the intention of getting it right back. Not "spending $300 million to earn $500 in revenue," but literally "I'm buying this worthless trinket from you, you will buy this other worthless trinket from me with that money, and then it'll look legit." These dumbasses are somehow actually spending $300 million and not getting it right back from the people they're paying.
 
>Then I followed the blue fart gas and Wolverine got on a motorcycle and then I set the controller down and I just won

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The Last Stand said:
A middling single player game is worse than an average multiplayer game. At least with multiplayer, there's something to work towards. With a single player title, it's one and done. What replay value does Marvel's Wolverine have? You get the platinum, you 100% the game, now what? Play it again to do the same linear levels over and over?
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And when it's a Sony exclusive single player game, it's not like there's any gameplay to carry it.
 
moocow said:
Yeah, I can't actually even imagine what I'd even spend $300 million on if you held a gun to my head and said "you have to make a video game and you have to spend all $300 million of this money to do it or we'll kill you; you have five years." Like ... literally what was that money spent on? Paying 400 people a $120k/yr salary for five years still leaves $60 million left over for lawyers, HR, accounting, sysadmin/devops, hardware, licenses and an office lease. Even if I paid myself $5 million a year for no good reason, there'd still be $35 million left over for all that other shit.
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Shit, I could make a open-world esque RPG featuring 1940s America and a modest white woman.
 
Swine Schwein said:
It'll probably scare a few homos straight, out of embarrassment if nothing else. Who wants their sexuality represented by something this gay and lame?

It's one thing to get fucked by men (in the ass, with a (man's) penis), but entirely another thing to be associated with a faggoty game like this made by a bunch of pussies
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True story: Conversion therapists were getting fully booked but then they had a swathe of cancelations after they saw Lady Deathstrike and realized that's what awaited them on the other side.
 
SBI pretty much Spider-Man 2’d Wolverine, since there are multiple times in the game where they make Wolverine weak soyboi and he has to be saved by Jean "Stronk Whamen" Grey (once from a group of ninjas & another from Lady Deathstrike) & Mystique in this game is seemingly defined by being a lesbian (same as Black Cat in SM2). So this version of Wolverine have been soyed up and cucked hard, and gotten the full SBI treatment.

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Lets not forget between all the fart gas scenes, we also got the Wolverine Vs Sabertooth brokeback mountain cutscene.

Insoymniac Games hired a team of SBI writers, so the insult and character killing of Wolverine in this game looks to never end.
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Hermiöne Granger said:
I did see this new Soyny ad, looks like parody :story:

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They're running similar ads on social media currently to gas up Wolverine, and half the games they show like Guardians of the Galaxy and Cosmic Invasion they didn't even make.
Miller said:
Because of the "video games are art" crowd. The only way to be seen as serious business is if the video game looks like a movie made with a bunch of theater kids.
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I think it's the opposite. I think they do this because the niggercattle think better graphics == better game. They'd be put off by something that looked like Hi-Fi Rush because cartoons are for kids and they are big boys who need their big boy games.
Xavier Renegade Angel said:
That's arguably worse ......shame his best game was his appearance in soul Calibur II bc the spawn games were a special kind of ass
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I had a Spawn game on the Dreamcast I really liked, but I don't know if it was actually good or if I was still deep in my Spawn phase.
Maker's Mark said:
Faggots like this are what has killed gaming. They care more about how polished a game looks instead of how well it plays
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I saw similar faggots unironically claiming that AC Shadows was better than Elden Ring because the water doesn't react to your character in Elden Ring.
 
Hit me with them clocks if any of this has been posted before.

DSP manages to die in the first minutes of playing the game. They built this game with him in mind and he stills fucks it up, simply incredible.



The water splashes are apparently pngs. $300 million dollar game btw.



Spoiled this one because it's the game's ending, though preventing people from playing this dogshit should count as community service. The smell trails are also in the epilogue where all you do is walk forward. They genuinely made this game for blacks and browns (DSP counts as honorary brown).


Does anyone have the clip of that scene where Sabertooth says "My Wolverine"?
 
Agares said:
They'll post misleading "evidence" that the game sold well like 5 star reviews for preorders (retards actually do this)
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Posting a review for a game before you've played it is as stupid as marrying a woman before you've fucked her.
Don't come crying to me when her pussy stinks.
Hermiöne Granger said:
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A third of a billion dollars so some nigger dyke who would be on disability if she wasn't DEId weight on the industry making a game where the detail on wolverines fucking back hair is more important than the game being good, playable or true to the source material.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I think it's the opposite. I think they do this because the niggercattle think better graphics == better game. They'd be put off by something that looked like Hi-Fi Rush because cartoons are for kids and they are big boys who need their big boy games.
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I honestly think it's a bit of both. I think the cattle keep insisting on more and more realistic graphics because Sony and the games are art crowd keep telling them they want more and more realistic graphics
 
00R-Gundam said:
I fucking love spawn, but the world isnt ready for that nigga. Spawn is a very heavy themed serie that the "modern audience" would need like 10 different trigger warnings. If ever want to scratch my Spawn itch i can always play Darkness 1 and 2 again.
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I'm surprised the 'everything is rayciss' crowd haven't capitalized on the fact both Jamie Foxx's Spawn reboot and the MCU Blade reboot have both been trapped in production hell for years. Clearly Hollywood tryna keep a brotha down and not because both films are gonna suck shit.

I'll stick with the Michael Jai White Spawn and Blade 1998 in all their PS1 CGI glory.
 
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