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PlayStation stocks will inevitably rise from this.

Remember, you can't vote with your wallets. 4 billionaires will decide their fate, even if zero PlayStations are sold for the next 30 years.

The economy is a circlejerk and you ain't in it.
 
Sony is and was and always will be completely retarded, the only times they've ever succeeded was on accident, the literal only positive out of the existence of playstations were the obscure and not so obscure japanese games. PS1 carried by JRPGS. PS2 carried by being a DVD player, leading to being in every home in the first world, PS3 was absolute dogshit, PS4 carried by broke niggers who don't understand PCs, PS5 carried by employed niggers who don't understand PC's, by the time PS6 comes out, the niggers might have figured out how to operate a PC, and then it will be over. I mean there's no way people are going to keep buying them to play movie games right? GTA6 might cause the PS5 to end on a very successful note, but i feel like niggerstation gun and ball game enjoyers can't be an infinite industry
 
Bro even ball and gun gamers seem to be going to ashabox
little data point on this when the series x and ps5 came out we were loaning high on everything
its dropped to under 200usd a loan and we resell ps5s for under 400
up until recently we did not take the series x because even open box nobody was willing to pay even our lowball price compared to ebay+local listings and we'd sit on it for months
after the no physical announcement we can sell a series x in a day and people keep calling asking for them
 
I’ll be real here, everything that’s wrong with modern gaming (the movie game phenomenon that Sony’s best known for) can be traced back to Hideous Kojimbo.

Kojima is everything that’s wrong with modern gaming. Insanely long cutscenes (remember MGS4 anyone), obnoxious gameplay (DS 1 and 2 are garbage mailman simulators) pretending to be “art”.

The fact that Sony canned his ass if surprising because Kojimbo is the master of Snoyslop. Literally. He pioneered it back in the day.

The man after all claims he is “70% made of movies” (cringe). He has an insanely inflated ego. It’s unreal
 
But that's exactly what Nintendo did. Nintendo were so arrogant that they thought people would jump at the chance to develop games for the N64 because they were Nintendo and they were the last word in gaming. While that was partly correct, a lot of developers wanted to develop for the N64 even though Nintendo made it difficult just because they wanted to have a game on the Nintendo, a lot of big name developers like Square, Enix, Capcom, Konami and Namco basically said 'Fuck you' and either went completely Playstation exclusive or put out a very limited catalogue on the N64 compared to what they were developing for Sony. Meanwhile, a lot of those developers who wanted to develop for N64 just to have a game on a Nintendo console released buggy, broken messes, like the infamous Superman 64.

Nintendo figured they could get away with being hostile to third parties because they were Nintendo and Sony was nobody in the console market or the video game industry (and Sega was busy pissing itself and dying). Sony easily undercut them by basically buying their way into the industry. They gave developers bigger production budgets, bigger promotional budgets (Square were able to localise and release FFVII all across Europe with what Sony paid them to make it. Final Fantasy was basically unknown in Europe prior to FFVII's release), they had a platform that was easily develop for, had bigger storage capacity and offer Full Motion Video, something Nintendo was unwilling to offer developers.

Nintendo was humbled, and they lost their market dominance.
It's a little more than that, but to get into it, we need to talk about both their licensing agreements and their deal with Sony, and why Nintendo had to break it.

In the 1980s, Nintendo secured market dominance through signed-in-blood licensing agreements that were so stringent that companies were actively finding ways around the stricter parts of them. This market dominance allowed Nintendo to utterly strangle out third-party development for their competition (mostly Sega at this point). Sega got around this only a few times, usually with "We Have This At Home" games that were basically their own homebrew versions of other games by other third-party devs (Black Belt and Rambo being prominent SMS examples).

By the time of the 90s, Sega had begun to turn the tables very effectively by turning Nintendo's restrictive policies against it. Nintendo was infamous for protecting its family-friendly image, so Sega would encourage games towards an older crowd. Nintendo's licenses were ridiculously restrictive, so Sega offered infinitely gentler ones. And this worked: You started to see Sega outright own Nintendo in some angles, which led to Nintendo ditching its infamous nanny policy.

What I'm getting at with the above palaver is that, by the time that the 32-bit era was upon us, Nintendo had burned a fucking lot of good will, and a large number of the big boys in the pond were champing at the bit to fuck off for greener pastures rather than keep going under the Big N's management, whether because of frustration at Nintendo's more censorious era, restrictive licensing agreements, and so on.

And it is into this horrifying environment that Sony cowboys up and offers a deal to work with Big N.

Nintendo originally contracted Sony for developing a CD-based addon for the Super Famicom, akin to the Sega CD. However, when Sony posted the contract, and Nintendo signed onto it, Nintendo's higher-ups realized, to their horror, that they had been fucked courtesy of a very..... Sony move: the new contract (which Sony had intentionally obscured, being rather infamous for shit like this in Japan) functionally had given Sony the keys to Nintendo's kingdom - as the agreement not only gave Sony complete control over the Super CD format, but exclusive software licensing rights, and profits from non-game media - functionally turning Nintendo into a second-party publisher for Sony. Anyone familiar with how Sony acted up through the 80s and 90s knows exactly why this was a fucking death sentence for Nintendo if allowed to persist.

Nintendo's solution: Intentionally breach the contract to get out of the deal by subcontracting with Philips. Make no mistake, Nintendo really had no choice but to go through with this, lest they be effectively devoured by Sony once the deal went through - but in Japan, fucking a Japanese company for the sake of an outsider company (which Philips was) was seen as a particularly vile snub - a snub so bad it led Sony to create the Playstation as retaliation.

When Nintendo embraced the cartridge format of the N64, it did so with the express intention of solidifying control over its own licenses and maintaining the same control over its IPs that it always had. Because Nintendo had pissed off so many though, a lot of the third-party companies jumped ship, either because of frustration with Nintendo's censorious behavior in its early years, frustration with Nintendo's restrictive licensing, top-down managerial approach to absolutely everything, or seeing Nintendo as a filthy contract-breaker who happily broke a massive agreement with Sony for reasons that would only become apparent way later.
 
Sony is and was and always will be completely retarded, the only times they've ever succeeded was on accident, the literal only positive out of the existence of playstations were the obscure and not so obscure japanese games. PS1 carried by JRPGS. PS2 carried by being a DVD player, leading to being in every home in the first world, PS3 was absolute dogshit, PS4 carried by broke niggers who don't understand PCs, PS5 carried by employed niggers who don't understand PC's, by the time PS6 comes out, the niggers might have figured out how to operate a PC, and then it will be over. I mean there's no way people are going to keep buying them to play movie games right? GTA6 might cause the PS5 to end on a very successful note, but i feel like niggerstation gun and ball game enjoyers can't be an infinite industry
ps3 when it released was a state of the art console. It had a ton of games released for it during the course of its lifecycle. Say what you want about the ps4 generation but the ps3 had some pretty great games released for it
 
Anyone who’s been playing video games for a while knows what dogshit handholding slop we’ve been getting for years now.

Spiderman web of shadows destroys any spiderman game insomniac ever released. The movie tie in for wolverine x-men origins was amazing, 1000x better than what insomniac is releasing.

Resistance, the 20 year old unique IP insomniac had where you fight abomination style aliens obliterates any modern exclusive sony releases now.

Solution to this issue: only play games from 10 years ago or more. Will save you money if you just emulate or mod your console
Yeah I will emulate that game later but GOD 165$ for a copy????? Why?
This is why physical + Emulation is the ideal future
 
little data point on this when the series x and ps5 came out we were loaning high on everything
its dropped to under 200usd a loan and we resell ps5s for under 400
up until recently we did not take the series x because even open box nobody was willing to pay even our lowball price compared to ebay+local listings and we'd sit on it for months
after the no physical announcement we can sell a series x in a day and people keep calling asking for them

I tell everyone sony over the past 2 years has gone pants on head retarded. They need to fire their entire upper management and re organize the entire company. Ever since the Helldivers 2 fiasco I've been very turned off of Sony. And it just kept getting worse.

I mean fuck it seems like PSN is hacked or goes down every other week. Oh well, fuck em. I'll just play on PC since exclusives are almost non-existent now.
 
I tell everyone sony over the past 2 years has gone pants on head retarded. They need to fire their entire upper management and re organize the entire company. Ever since the Helldivers 2 fiasco I've been very turned off of Sony. And it just kept getting worse.

I mean fuck it seems like PSN is hacked or goes down every other week. Oh well, fuck em. I'll just play on PC since exclusives are almost non-existent now.
you say exclusives are non existent but the pc has like thousands of exclusives not counting browser games and emulators
 
PS1 carried by JRPGS
Gran Turismo occupies the #1 and #3 spots, not to discount FF at #2 and #4.
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PS2 carried by being a DVD player, leading to being in every home in the first world

Look how many of the top 10 PS2 games came out in 2001. Gran Turismo 3, FFX, MGS2, and GTA III were the killer apps that made the PS2 the must-have console of 2001. The Xbox and Gamecube couldn't compete.
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PS3 was absolute dogshit
At...at...least we had Gran Turismo 5 and 6, right guys???
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The article's not all wrong, but the writer is an obvious Kojima fanboy who refuses to admit it's not 2005 any more:
But if there was any project that could have reignited PlayStation’s spark, a spiritual successor to Metal Gear Solid directed by the man who started it all is the one I’d have put money on.

The real problem is simpler than that. The increase in processing power from PS4 to PS5 hasn't unlocked new game experiences because there are no new game experiences for advanced processing power to unlock.

Then there's the elephant in the room:

But the big picture question remains: if Kojima returning to the espionage genre that helped define PlayStation in the first place isn’t the correct move, then what is? If Sony doesn’t want to invest in arguably one of the most obvious solutions to push its signature single-player games forward and break its creative stalemate, then what will define the PlayStation 6? Sony’s own actions would suggest live-service – the company has continually attempted to break into the market and establish its own never-ending multiplayer game that can print money for a decade. And yet, despite millions invested, it has almost nothing to show for it. Concord is dead. The Last of Us Online cancelled. Destiny 2 wrapped up. Horizon Hunters Gathering sent back to the drawing board. No one’s playing Marathon, and even Sony’s one live-service victory, Helldivers 2, can’t command the attention it once did.

Gee, hmm, why didn't anyone like these games? Hmmmm...he can't say, or he'll get fired, but it's simple. NOBODY LIKES FAT SHEBOONS, LESBIANS, UGLY BITCHES, AND TRANNIES.

It's that fuckin' simple. Feminism isn't cool, ugly women aren't cool, and gleefully shitting on things people like, surprise, results in things they dislike. The classic Playstation games are for teenage boys, and those of us old guys with some teenage boy left in our souls. They took Destiny and made its story center on guys who fuck each other in the shitbox. They took the chick from HZD and made her ugly and mean. Concord is about fat bitches and feminist robots. Marathon is a lazy trooncore shooter that can't even outperform pathetically basic, cookie-cutter games in the same genre because its aesthetics say, "cut off your dick and wear gamer socks."

I don't understand why these people are too fucking retarded to connect the dots, "This brand was built on making cool stuff for teenage boys, and now we've decided making cool stuff for teenage boys is bad. Why aren't teenage boys buying it any more?"
 
we don't need more, having Snake "Go on Adventures" is retarded, the entire franchise is how he hated every bit of it beyond the thrill of the moment and all of his life he was manipulated to be a weapon, none of that was "fun" really for him, it wasn't an adventure.
Solid Snake isn't real. Being offended over someone trivializing a fictional character's imaginary emotional trauma is deeply, deeply embarrassing.
 
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