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At...at...least we had Gran Turismo 5 and 6, right guys???
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Like I said before the PS3 was the LAST good console that Sony put out. The only reason I got a PS4 was for Infamous Second Son and Uncharted 4. I only got a PS5 for Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and FF7 part 2. Now I just use it as a movie player and for amazon prime.
 
Did I miss anyone posting these?

-Sony has implemented stricter milestone standards since Concord
-Sony viewed Kojima as a prestige figure that sells consoles.
-Sony no longer thinks they will sell many consoles, and Kojima was way behind on milestones and asking for way too much money.
-Kojima may have been unhappy with their revised PC strategy, wanted Physint on PC and Sony wouldn't allow.

Also look at this gay ass shit

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Ah yes, the Halo killer.
And it features KoRn performing an exclusive song, in 2008! Kids still liked KoRn in 2008 as much as in 1999, right?!?

Also look at this gay ass shit

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I'm sorry but what is that haircut? If you're going to give him his trademark hair, then don't half-ass it.
That looks like a moose chewed on his head for 30 minutes before spitting it out.
 
Like I said before the PS3 was the LAST good console that Sony put out. The only reason I got a PS4 was for Infamous Second Son and Uncharted 4. I only got a PS5 for Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and FF7 part 2. Now I just use it as a movie player and for amazon prime.
the PS4 was still good if you didn't care about exclusives and stuff, and the reason why i got a PS4 over the xbox one was because of the BS that Microsoft was trying to pull at the time. Sony inevitably pulled similar BS anyways as i feared they would eventually, so now i'm a PC gamer. at least if gabe backstabs us, i'm not stuck with steam.
 
Like I said before the PS3 was the LAST good console that Sony put out. The only reason I got a PS4 was for Infamous Second Son and Uncharted 4. I only got a PS5 for Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and FF7 part 2. Now I just use it as a movie player and for amazon prime.
I was so bored by the PS4, and not because I quit liking video games. The main thing was that the game industry decided video games should be gay instead of cool.
  • Call of Duty went from Cool Action Man Army Guy Game to Gay Clowns in Futureland.
  • Battlefield is now for Modern Audiences
  • No, we're not making a GTA sequel, fuck you.
  • No, we're not making an Elder Scrolls sequel, fuck you.
  • No, we're not making a new Gran Turismo, fuck you.
  • All RPGs are now about dudes who touch each others' dicks now
  • Haha, sorry, KZ2 was a fluke, Guerilla Games actually sucks
  • Guess what, we made Fallout GAY and RETARDED.
  • How about a Ratchet & Clank remake? Except gay?
  • Fromsoft ran out of ideas after the first Dark Souls
The only games that remotely grabbed my interest were Witcher 3 and Sniper Elite v4. I shut off my PS4 in 2019 when the new Modern Warfare was announced to have crossplay and no clowns (pinky promise they broke in October 2020). Since Sony no longer made exclusives that weren't for homosexuals and every other game was now identical on PC, there's now no reason to own a Playstation, except that Steam is basically malware that makes me wish whaling was legal again.
 
A real, honest to God, quote from a senior Wolverine developer on the New York Time’s review of the game:

“Freed from the familiar, iconic love triangle involving X-Men leader Scott Summers (Cyclops), the Logan and Jean pairing is finally allowed rare tenderness. Even Logan’s famously violent rivalry with Sabretooth has room for love. When the two attack a military base, Sabretooth grabs the back of Logan’s head in a brief moment of yearning.
“Logan feels that yearning and he gets scared and pulls away. Sabretooth feels that yearning and it makes him hurt and want to lash out to exert that hurt outward,” Williams said. “Hate and love are so hand in hand ... you hurt me so I’m going to hurt you, and we’re still going to be linked because now the pain is shared.”

Veteran game actor Troy Baker is excellent as Essex, a slithery mentor whose motives never feel entirely clear, sometimes to the story’s detriment. The villains can lack convincing motivations as everyone converges around a MacGuffin device that’s typical of even the best superhero stories.
“Wolverine” doesn’t escape the familiar superhero trope of promising larger stories even as it finishes this one. The intimacy of the drama becomes crowded by revelations and lore designed to extend Insomniac’s superhero universe.
Insomniac takes more chances with Wolverine the character than Wolverine the video game. Here Logan’s love feels liberating. I only wish playing him felt the same.”


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TL;DR Wolverine and Sabertooth have gay undertones and want to fuck.
No fuggen bugged game mechanics, being poor quality shovelware forced to retards as the must have of the season for an inflated price, and now this, this game really was tailor made for DSP
 
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Reminder that superhero style games used to be edgy power fantasies for heterosexual white men. Prototype was built off the bones of a venom game that was scrapped.

Prototype can be described in one word and only one word. Fun and we traded fun for graphics. I would rather have the old style graphics of Prototype and have a genuinely fun game than the uncanny valley hyperrealism of Wolverine

I am not even mad at Wolverine, I am laughing my ass off at the Sabretooth scenes because it genuinely reminds me of Catalina level bad gay porn acting and I cannot take it seriously.

Marvel and DC used to be cool as fuck. I don't even want to like eastern games more but the western output is so fucking bad today.
 
MAG was peak PS3.

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It will never happen again. The sheer spectacle of 256 player lobbies, 1 team defending a central base on 4 fronts from the other team, everyone split in to a company of 4 platoons, each then split in to 4 squads. Yes it was excessive, yes it was awesome. The jank and the imbalance between the 3 main factions and their respective maps didn't even matter. God I miss MAG. I never got to play as Officer-In-Charge...
 
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Somebody needs to explain this in vintage actress terms for me, please.
Think of it like this:

You have vintage Marilyn Monroe. And she's doing numbers with this one studio exclusively. There's this new studio she's planning to hook up with, she leaves everything in the hands of her agent, and she gets to work doing actress shit.

However, she finds out later that her agent fucked the deal up something *special*. As in, the new studio gets rights to her likeness and the back catalogue of the Studio she's with now. So she decides: "Fuck this, breaching the contract is going to cost me less than letting this deal go through and giving this fucking studio everything."

Also she fires her agent, because fuck that guy.

At this point she figures a way to breach the contract, by publicly signing up with a new studio. The old one is fucking *pissed* - pissed enough that they decide to go stag and they manage to lure in a bunch of talent like Lana Turner and Ava Gardner, taking advantage of their frustration with the old studio.

The new studio enjoys market dominance for a bit, only to ultimately squander it.
 
Kojima was the one that convinced Konami not to hire David Hayter
In retrospect, I'd actually be fine with that with a caveat. After all the ass pull in MGSV is that you aren't playing BB at all. If he had Hayter come in and narrate the last tape you get from BB to V it would have made that change of VA internally consistent and could have been a nice 'Ah-ha' moment for players (would have had to figure out how to do the opening with Ishmael disguising his voice in some way but eh, whatever)

Of course we know he had just binge watched 24 or some shit and got a hair up his ass about casting Queefer Sutherland...
 
MAG was peak PS3.

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It will never happen again. The sheer spectacle of 256 player lobbies, 1 team defending a central base on 4 fronts from the other team, everyone split in to a company of 4 platoons, each then split in to 4 squads. Yes it was excessive, yes it was awesome. The jank and the imbalance between the 3 main factions and their respective maps didn't even matter. God I miss MAG. I never got to play as Officer-In-Charge...
Warhawk was better. Some of the most fun I've had online next to CoD4.
 
MAG was peak PS3.

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It will never happen again. The sheer spectacle of 256 player lobbies, 1 team defending a central base on 4 fronts from the other team, everyone split in to a company of 4 platoons, each then split in to 4 squads. Yes it was excessive, yes it was awesome. The jank and the imbalance between the 3 main factions and their respective maps didn't even matter. God I miss MAG. I never got to play as Officer-In-Charge...
Dropping to 10 fps as everything went to shit at the end was kino.
 
I was so bored by the PS4, and not because I quit liking video games. The main thing was that the game industry decided video games should be gay instead of cool.
  • Call of Duty went from Cool Action Man Army Guy Game to Gay Clowns in Futureland.
  • Battlefield is now for Modern Audiences
  • No, we're not making a GTA sequel, fuck you.
  • No, we're not making an Elder Scrolls sequel, fuck you.
  • No, we're not making a new Gran Turismo, fuck you.
  • All RPGs are now about dudes who touch each others' dicks now
  • Haha, sorry, KZ2 was a fluke, Guerilla Games actually sucks
  • Guess what, we made Fallout GAY and RETARDED.
  • How about a Ratchet & Clank remake? Except gay?
  • Fromsoft ran out of ideas after the first Dark Souls
The only games that remotely grabbed my interest were Witcher 3 and Sniper Elite v4. I shut off my PS4 in 2019 when the new Modern Warfare was announced to have crossplay and no clowns (pinky promise they broke in October 2020). Since Sony no longer made exclusives that weren't for homosexuals and every other game was now identical on PC, there's now no reason to own a Playstation, except that Steam is basically malware that makes me wish whaling was legal again.
I literally just only play Devil May Cry 5 on the PS4 and that's the only game I have purchased in past 8 years lol. Just start up bloody palace and play.

Sony and their gay nigger story line games like the Nu God of War made me never buy new games. It's like they forgot that Video Games are just supposed to fun. Why can't Kratos jump and where is the combo counter? Why is everyone in this game a whiny bitch?

Funniest part is that my Pizza Man Gun game has had a better story than 99 percent of the newest releases lol.
 
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