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For a jap that was quite a blunt statement (usually when there’s issues between two parties, that makes it to the public, both sides tend to keep quiet/be discreet out of respect. Either Kojima has fully internalized the western way of handling these things or Sony were unimaginably dickish to him in order to prompt this response). I’m not the biggest fan of modern Kojimbo titles but there’s no defending souring that relationship both from an optics perspective and because his studio has a way higher chance of producing something successful than any other talentless fag studio Sony has left (I.e., cuckmann’s naughty dog, always-has-been-bad insomniac, Bungie forma de “raped”, etc.)
Yeah this is an especially public meltdown. It's wrapped in corpospeak (they must have hired a decently competent intern by accident to write this one), but it's fucking dripping with "between the lines" nasty attitude.

I'm sincerely impressed with Sony's unshakable enthusiasm for not just ignoring "bad optics" moments, but seemingly seeking them out. Between this and their anti-consumer practices (telling people "lol no more discs, and prices are still going up anyway, fuck you!" and then openly promising to sue people for bitching at them too "rudely" about it), they really have run out of fucks to give. This is a dreadful shame, because they really do need to actually give a shit here and there because they don't live in a vacuum like they wish they did.

I've noticed this "hey no fuck you, sincerely, you personally, you fucking prick, fuck you right in the fucking asshole, we fucking hate you, fucking cunts, fuck off and die, eat shit and give us your money, then fuck off and go get more and bring it back while we tell you we hate you to your fucking face while you beg us not to kill you" attitude across the board among ... just about every business I've interacted with in any capacity lately. Local medical clinics, laboratories and imaging facilities all have this same attitude. Car mechanics, electronics repair shops, retailers, fucking everybody's acting like this. And it's not just me. Kinda weird. The entire business world is just kinda sick of actually "serving" anybody. They just want money and you can fuck right off if you expect anything valuable in exchange for it.

Just take a look at how LG responded to Gaming Nexus' recent video about how hundreds of millions of their TVs are storing audio they record in the rooms they're in and shipping it straight to LG's servers any time they connect to the internet. Did they apologize? No. Did they even acknowledge there's anything going on? Nah. What did they actually do? They quietly updated their ToS to add a binding arbitration clause to try to head off the lawsuits they can smell coming. No public statement. Just "nah, fuck you assholes, we're not even going to let you sue us." And they're all doing this.

There's just zero fucks given anymore by any of these companies about how their customers see and perceive them. It's apparently not that it isn't crossing their minds that people are getting pissed. They clearly know they're being shitty and that it's pissing people off -- Sony's saying "fuck you, we'll sue you if you mouth off to us too much." LG's reaction is essentially saying "yeah, we know you're pissed enough to sue us over this, so we're trying to stop you trying." They don't even seem to care that their actual sales numbers and performance metrics are all tanking.

I've worked retail, so I get the "stupid fucking customers" sentiment. But any store owner will tell you the only thing worse than having annoying idiots for customers is "having no customers," which is where these companies are all going. Yes, even these big gaming companies. They're aggressively going out of their way to just offer nothing, charge an arm and a leg for it and spit in your face for being a customer. People are checking out and either going elsewhere or just giving up the hobby and doing something else.

Dunno WTF had gotten into all these fucking assholes in the past year but I can tell you I've saved a fuckload of money just not doing business with people like that anymore and learning how to do more things for myself that I'd have never fucked around with even five years ago. Lots of people are doing the same. Goes right along with tightening the belt to save money anyway. Gonna be a lot of surprised Pikachu faces in a few years, I think.
 
Dune was a massive box office and critical bomb, dude.
Yes but, like I said, it was a big budget film. Dune had a bigger budget than David Lynch's subsequent three films combined. It was big budget, it was highly promoted. Yes it flopped, but Lynch did have a foray into making a tentpole mainstream film.
They didn't tell them to make it dogshit.
They very much did. Sony could have, at any point, said 'This is not what we wanted', told them to do better and/or taken it away from them entirely. They released what got released because Sony were fine with it
Go compare the remake's art to that of the original before you tell me that Bluepoint wasn't incompetent.
Of course Bluepoint were incompetent. But Sony don't know shit about video games, don't know what made Demon's Souls work in the first place, didn't have the instinct to realise that Bluepoint were incompetent
Xbox isn't competing with anyone.
Apparently Xbox didn't get the memo
The real loss they've suffered took place a year ago when Nintendo announced that FromSoft would be making a Switch 2 exclusive. They lost an opportunity to publish a real game
They didn't 'lose' anything because Duskbloods was never offered to Sony. Frankly it's a miracle Sony got offered Bloodborne in the first place given the way they treated Demon's Souls, but Miyazaki wanted next-gen hardware
gave up the opportunity to publish yet another bloated movie game that exists to feed some pretentious faggot's ego. I bet half the budget of his new game will go to Hollywood actors. Let Xbox pay for that.

I thought we all agreed that Sony needs to stop making walking simulators and movie games. In case you've forgotten, the last two games Kojima has released were literal walking simulators with 20+ hours' worth of cutscenes each.
You might have something of a point if Sony didn't continue to make and fund shit that is way worse.

At least Kojima is a name and has a chance of actually recouping their investments
 
Member: this is Japan, a magical land where CEO of iirc Square Enix spend millions on feng shui wannable interior designers to rearrange his buildings a bit when the company was hemmorhaging money and where questioning your superiors is unthinkable.
 
Just put Bloodborn on Steam, please.
I don't think it's a joke at this point - I legitimately think they lost the source code for Bloodborne at some point.

It's that easy of a slam dunk, borderline guaranteed money printer, but they haven't broken the glass and brought it to a whole new audience? Either there's a legal clusterfuck surrounding that game, or they've lost the actual code.
 
kind of a bizarre career arc to go from mad tv to this.

anyways konami should just make another metal gear without kojima
its aggravating that the last one was unfinished and it just ends there.
There was originally the idea of playing The Boss in a prequel.

Now that would have been something I'd be interested in.
 
Sony has been getting carried by game studios like Square and later R* for most of my life:

1. They made the PS2 soo weak that even the Xbox's LOLNOMEMORY (32 x 64) wasnt an issue at launch. Microsofts even ripped off the N64's mario spawning demo with their swarm of butterflies to dunk on sony
2. The PS3 was an abomination and its dev kit is still known to be on par with Sega's bullshit with the Saturn
3. The PS3 LOLNOGAMES was never a forced meme. There were just soo many games on the PS2 in comparison that you can find anyone in their late 30's that had a favorite ps2 or xbox game. They will generally draw a blank with the PS3. Outside of the known big sellers and random sports games on the PS3: everyone was literally playing COD on the 360,
4. The PS4 was honestly the best console they made, I can only knock that it in that it was yet another console whose only best selling console exclusives are sandwiched between cross platform games like GTA and God of war, With GTA being #1 obviously and God of War #3.
5. They literally made a huge deal about dunking on Xbox for trying to DRM lock their physical games to the consoles. Literally everyone remembers that, and the people that have the buying power in their households especially remember that.

I'm really starting to suspect that the PSX title Driver2 was the peak of their console development as The GTA Hype wasnt what sold the PS2 and it wasnt its power as a gaming console: it just had a ton of great games despite its flaws and could play DVDs out of the box.
 
Domino's Pizza of all places has been on a roll lately with this stuff.

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The better option is just declare it finished, shelf it, and they make a fresh new IP from the ground up. Konami is gonna konami, though
metal gear is well known and well liked. it's stupid to just not make anymore.
game sold almost 10 mil copies, ground zeroes sold another 4
if it wasnt they wouldnt be doing shit like remasters for snake eater.
 
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There was originally the idea of playing The Boss in a prequel.

Now that would have been something I'd be interested in.
Eh, I didn't like the idea. Cause it would've been The Boss during World War II which meant you'd have to play at least part of the game as a pregnant woman. I can just see the fetishists from a mile away....
 
Chad Warden in 2007: "Xbox ain't got games, it ain't got games, PS Triple make da best games"

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Sony in 2026: We don't got games, nor want you to own them


Sony is no longer BALLINNNN niggaz
 
Everyone give yourself a massive pat on the back calling Wolverine hotdog water from the very first leaked footage.
And yet Snoys will still buy it to justify their $800 paperweight because they have nothing else. Sad! Pathetic!
 
But Sony don't know shit about video games
They've been in the industry for more than 30 years now, that's really no excuse. They seemed to know what worked during the PS1, PS2 and PS3 era, which developers to bring on board and support, which features to emphasize etc.

Now, if you meant "commiefornia Sony doesn't know shit about video games" I would be inclined to agree, though I'd argue it's less ignorance and more deliberate malice. Sony knows what customers buy, the people in charge are simply not willing to give the chuds what they want.

Get a PC, console fags.
At this point you might as well.

Any argument that you could make in favor of owning a console is a losing proposition, and consoles are largely shittier PCs, with all the downsides, and none of the perks.

With Steam and GOG basically doing all the troubleshooting for you in most cases, it's pretty much a plug-and-play experience.

Imagine being the cretin that will drop $1500 for a PS6.
 
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