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Kojima is a walking meme, but cutting him is the most braindead move imaginable.

Then again, Soynyggers don't deserve anything of any value
 
the new wolverine game is getting torn to shreads lmao. 80 at metacritic so far y8Nv6DKsDD5MIcgX.png
 

I don't think much of ShillUp but I watched a bit. What is this handholding? Is their game design team made up of DSP dents who have to make sure you know exactly what you are meant to be doing?
 
Elite Kipchak said:
Tragic to lose Kojima's incredible talent, with such compelling characters as Morallygrey Antiheroguy, Tragicman Twistvillain, and Zlist Hollywoodactor. I hope Xbox can truly bring his incredible artistic vision to life.
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You forgot Kojumbo's favorite character: Ripoff Jew-man, who will lecture you throughout the game about how the state of the world is nuanced, but don't you dare question the modern narrative
 
Imagine spending hundreds of millions on marketing (totally not a bribe by the way) and this is the best you can get for scores.
 
Slimy Time said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YhUiptupV7A
I don't think much of ShillUp but I watched a bit. What is this handholding? Is their game design team made up of DSP dents who have to make sure you know exactly what you are meant to be doing?
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Oh you know its bad when ShillUp can't find a way to praise it.

That or the penny pinching affected the Shill Cheques, and it going below rate made him be honest. Either way, funny as hell...
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Kojumbo is a money hole for sure. But they should have never danced with him to begin with. This just makes them look weak.
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Kulee Baba said:
They should have bitchslapped him when he suggested Death Stranding 2 and told him to immediately start the Metal Gear successor.
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I actually liked both Death Strandings... (:_(
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Oh you know its bad when ShillUp can't find a way to praise it.

That or the penny pinching affected the Shill Cheques, and it going below rate made him be honest. Either way, funny as hell...
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5 mins in and he's complaining (rightly I think) that the game assumes everyone is DarkSydePhil and they plaster endless forms of GPS trails and massive glowing with sonar hidden chests in a completely linear game.
 
Apparently controversial opinion around here but I loved Death Stranding 2. It's one of the few games I wish I could erase my memory of playing to do it blind all over again.

The ridiculous Kojimboness of all his games is love it or hate it. I guess I'm on the love it side. I still think DS1's themes of isolation while being a fucking package delivery game right as Covid happened was weirdly topical, and combined with some of his other shit, it convinced me he is a perverted time traveling cinephile troll.

And for some reason that keeps me coming back for more when he makes a game.
 
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