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When the fuck is this gay wolverie game comes out anyways. Gta will eat their lunch just like the Control retards who delayed the physical release for the game. More studios need to die
 
i know this is stupid but i just wish ps5 exlusive games could be played on the ps4
I keep seeing this brought up in Wolverine discussions and it makes me laugh. That's all the PS5 was up until like two years ago?
The real problem is that they basically are just making ps4 games still, the only reason they can't run on ps4 (if they actually can't, considering games like ratchet and clank can run on a pc with similar specs to a ps4 without any "magic" ssd) is due to shit optimization that they require the absolutely marginal power increase of the ps5 to brute force through. Out of all my criticisms of nintendo and the switch 2, "X switch 2 exclusive could have EASILY run on the switch 1!" isn't one of them.
 
The real problem is that they basically are just making ps4 games still, the only reason they can't run on ps4 (if they actually can't, considering games like ratchet and clank can run on a pc with similar specs to a ps4 without any "magic" ssd) is due to shit optimization that they require the absolutely marginal power increase of the ps5 to brute force through. Out of all my criticisms of nintendo and the switch 2, "X switch 2 exclusive could have EASILY run on the switch 1!" isn't one of them.
what about BG3
 
Remember that Horizon live service co-op game, announced earlier in the year, that looked like complete fucking slop with some of the worst playable characters ever designed?
Me neither.

It seems it's getting rebooted after they noticed that literally no one thought it looked good.
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They have until December to salvage the game and stop the executives from cancelling it.
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Almost all of Guerrilla's developers have been working on this slop.
They have nothing else that's close to release.
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By the end of the year this shithole studio could be dead, lmao.
 
They have until December to salvage the game and stop the executives from cancelling it.
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Almost all of Guerrilla's developers have been working on this slop.
They have nothing else that's close to release.
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By the end of the year this shithole studio could be dead, lmao.
The other project that's due for an evaluation at the end of the year is probably Naughty Dog's upcoming "game." I wonder if PlayStation/Sony execs took a long look at Xbox and realized they don't have the money necessary to subsidize these talentless studios.

PlayStation's biggest concern right now has to be their continued survival. They wouldn't be laying people off and threatening devs with deadlines if things were going well. The PlayStation 6 is expected to release in a couple years, and their devs are still light years away from releasing games meant for this generation specifically. One has to wonder if they're eventually going to have to abandon their hardware like Sega did all those years ago.

They've been chasing that live service dragon for the last five years, and only one of those games was met with success, that being Helldivers 2, which came out two years ago. What do they even have planned for 2027? Aunt of War and the Millennial Cube? Marvel's Vulvarine? The only people that profit from these singleplayer movie games are the culture war grifters on YouTube that make fun of them.
 
They've been chasing that live service dragon for the last five years, and only one of those games was met with success, that being Helldivers 2, which came out two years ago
Honestly even calling it a success feels like it deserves an asterisk, between Sony own goaling themselves trying to force PSN on PC users and the decisions made by the devs every other patch, thats a fanbase that ping pongs between "It's so over" and "We're fucking back" like a manic-depressive.

Even on Sony's only success in chasing the dragon, they can't get out of their own fucking way.
Remember that Horizon live service co-op game, announced earlier in the year, that looked like complete fucking slop with some of the worst playable characters ever designed?
Me neither.

It seems it's getting rebooted after they noticed that literally no one thought it looked good.
Considering this franchise is Herman's astroturfed to shit baby, I'm going to laugh hysterically if trying to get this game out the door is what gets him unceremoniously ousted.

Sure, whoever they replace him with is probably going to somehow be even MORE retarded, but considering the amount of bloat at PlayStation and the first party studios producing fuck all despite the budgets they need for apparently every game, I hope they'd bring in a hatchet man,
 
Is capeshit ever gonna end, going from some third party dev wasting their time on this stuff to one of the bigs using one of their major studios only doing this shit for 10 years is worse than making them make those fuckin' eye toy games
 
Is capeshit ever gonna end, going from some third party dev wasting their time on this stuff to one of the bigs using one of their major studios only doing this shit for 10 years is worse than making them make those fuckin' eye toy games
No, they have literally the next fifteen years planned out in their deal with Marvel, a shown in the Insomniac leaks. "Capeshit" is a retarded take to have on superhero video games anyway, though. Its one studio and most non-superhero games have you running around as an asshole with special powers anyway. Sorry that you want generic criminal, army man or ninja instead, once every three or four years Sony will guve you a superhero.
 
No, they have literally the next fifteen years planned out in their deal with Marvel, a shown in the Insomniac leaks. "Capeshit" is a retarded take to have on superhero video games anyway, though. Its one studio and most non-superhero games have you running around as an asshole with special powers anyway. Sorry that you want generic criminal, army man or ninja instead, once every three or four years Sony will guve you a superhero.
I know that is suppose to be an own, but yes I literally would want those. Or a Ratchet and Clank game, or some other Insomniac game other than capeshit. Licensed slop is a detestable fate for any company to end on as much as being forced to do COD slop like Raven or to do whatever Bungie is doing
 
I know that is suppose to be an own, but yes I literally would want those. Or a Ratchet and Clank game, or some other Insomniac game other than capeshit. Licensed slop is a detestable fate for any company to end on as much as being forced to do COD slop like Raven or to do whatever Bungie is doing
They made a Ratchet game in 2021 and have had the sequel on extremely slow burn ever since. Its not like they aren't putting it out there. As a matter of fact, they're the only western team that didn't abandon their fuzzy animal character. As to their other IP, it all sucks. Resistance was widely mocked as a failed Halo-killer that nobody played, Sunset Overdrive sold even worse than it and their other projects are so obscure that I hadn't even heard of them until looking up the studio's history.
 
Remember that Horizon live service co-op game, announced earlier in the year, that looked like complete fucking slop with some of the worst playable characters ever designed?
Me neither.
Sony is so fucking retarded. You can't break into live service at this point because anyone that wants to play a live service game is already addicted to the big 5 or whatever.

Do they actually believe retarded game journos and analysts? Like do they ignore how they themselves inflate the numbers for bullshit like Horizon and think the analysts are right when they say a live service version will sell?
 
Sony is so fucking retarded. You can't break into live service at this point because anyone that wants to play a live service game is already addicted to the big 5 or whatever.

Do they actually believe retarded game journos and analysts? Like do they ignore how they themselves inflate the numbers for bullshit like Horizon and think the analysts are right when they say a live service version will sell?
they bought bungie i'll have you know, the best makers of live service games out there with destiny 2 being a massive hit.
no wait, they killed it in favor of marathon's live service remake that is barely cutting at 5000 players while the dead game cuts about 20 000 people...
 
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