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A new 'UNCHARTED' game is in development by the Uncharted Lost Legacy Director Shaun Escayg. Can’t wait for Nathan Drake to get violently killed off in the first 20 minutes just for the game to hand his legacy to a totally not straight, extremely subtle girlboss protagonist

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A new 'UNCHARTED' game is in development by the Uncharted Lost Legacy Director Shaun Escayg. Can’t wait for Nathan Drake to get violently killed off in the first 20 minutes just for the game to hand his legacy to a totally not straight, extremely subtle girlboss protagonist

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No. Nooope. I refuse to acknowledge this. The Uncharted series is something my kids and i bond over. It’s just one of the things the fam loves (like LOTR) and I absolutely fucking refuse to even believe this is happening

Oh boy, can’t wait to ugly girlboss my way into some stupid lesbian amulet-or something equally as retarded
 
A new 'UNCHARTED' game is in development by the Uncharted Lost Legacy Director Shaun Escayg. Can’t wait for Nathan Drake to get violently killed off in the first 20 minutes just for the game to hand his legacy to a totally not straight, extremely subtle girlboss protagonist

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Lol as if Naughty Dog will even be around after Intergalactic flops harder than a fat guy on America's Funniest Home Videos
 
No. Nooope. I refuse to acknowledge this. The Uncharted series is something my kids and i bond over. It’s just one of the things the fam loves (like LOTR) and I absolutely fucking refuse to even believe this is happening

Oh boy, can’t wait to ugly girlboss my way into some stupid lesbian amulet-or something equally as retarded
Remember that blonde old lady from Uncharted 3, I think? If it’s like that, I hope she’d look like her.

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Intergalactic doesn't even have a release date yet; the most Cuckmann has committed to is a reveal in 2027. A new Uncharted won't see the light of day til the 2030s, might skip the PS6 entirely.

The 4th game set it up for Nate's daughter to pick up his legacy, but it also ended things on a perfectly satisfying conclusion so I don't care what they do with the series any more.
 
The 4th game set it up for Nate's daughter to pick up his legacy, but it also ended things on a perfectly satisfying conclusion so I don't care what they do with the series any more.
PLEASE have Nate’s daughter age gracefully. I already said Lana Turner for Killzone.
 
PLEASE have Nate’s daughter age gracefully. I already said Lana Turner for Killzone.
You and I both know she's going to be flat as a board in her twenties, with purple hair (one side shaved), a septum piercing and an attitude. Sully (deeply problematic btw) will be replaced with a Reddit/Discord mod in programmer socks who does her every bidding in the hopes he might get a crumb.
 
You and I both know she's going to be flat as a board in her twenties, with purple hair (one side shaved), a septum piercing and an attitude. Sully (deeply problematic btw) will be replaced with a Reddit/Discord mod in programmer socks who does her every bidding in the hopes he might get a crumb.
God damn it.
 
A new 'UNCHARTED' game is in development by the Uncharted Lost Legacy Director Shaun Escayg. Can’t wait for Nathan Drake to get violently killed off in the first 20 minutes just for the game to hand his legacy to a totally not straight, extremely subtle girlboss protagonist

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Uncharted was always just a poor man's Tomb Raider with boring, chest high wall humping combat. I can't believe I actually considered getting a PS3 just to play the first game, glad Halo 3 and a few other games convinced me otherwise(not to mention superior online on Xbox).
Anyways, I can't see Naughty Dog, I'm sorry NU-Naughty Dog doing even those old games any justice, it will be dogshit(assuming it will even come out and not be handed out to some other studio like what we're currently seeing happen with Microsoft).
 
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Like a month ago someone sarcastically asked me if I needed every single game to be goon bait and I said not necessarily but now I'm unironically thinking yes would be the better answer because banishing every hint of sensuality or fanservice from games has led to God Of War Laughfy, The Last Of Us Part II, Intergalactic, and Dragon Age The Veilguard.

Firing the the Japanese pervert pantyshot devs has just overall been a complete net negative for the industry.
 
Conspiracy theory: Maybe these armour sets were originally designed for a late teens Atreus in the heavily implied spin-off game that was scrapped in favour of Laufey.
Femboy of War?

No. Nooope. I refuse to acknowledge this. The Uncharted series is something my kids and i bond over. It’s just one of the things the fam loves (like LOTR) and I absolutely fucking refuse to even believe this is happening

Oh boy, can’t wait to ugly girlboss my way into some stupid lesbian amulet-or something equally as retarded
Uncharted 4 was a humiliation ritual for Nate.
 
Like a month ago someone sarcastically asked me if I needed every single game to be goon bait and I said not necessarily but now I'm unironically thinking yes would be the better answer
That's because you are a goonbrain. These two things are not mutually exclusive, Mom of War will still be dogshit even if she was attractive and that goes for every single de-sexed woke game.
Your opinions on games are absolutely terrible, figures that you're a coomer.
 
It was really weird how the opening hours of the game tried to show what an absolute nightmare being happily married with a successful business is.
its not that. its that the call to adventure never went away for nate and the mundanity of regular life was getting to him, so his brother saying he needed help to find treasure to pay off a drug lord or whatever he was is the inciting incident that gives him a reason to go back to adventuring.
 
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