Sonic The Hedgehog Games

[NerdShamer]

But I’m not. I don’t like furries

Then why are you asking if Sonic porn counts as furry porn?

Any normal person would see that he and his friends would see that they're anthropomorphic versions of an handful of animals and won't be that concerned with how degenerates fill in the details... Aside from being grossed out by it

 

[Shard]

@Shard is a retarded and autistic furry and I would not have sex with them.

(Also I’m not a furry)

Edit:

Then why are you asking if Sonic porn counts as furry porn?

Any normal person would see that he and his friends would see that they're anthropomorphic versions of an handful of animals and won't be that concerned with how degenerates fill in the details... Aside from being grossed out by it

It’s because I want to see if other people’s definitions of furries include Sonic and why. Maybe I shouldn’t have included the word “porn” so it wouldn’t seem so weird

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Its fake and gay that Sonic wasnt nominated for best soundtrack when god of war with its marvel esc soundtrack was, then again that game was nominated for pretty much everything just because its a sony game.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MaodLgw3GG8

Further proof that the industry has been taken over by faggots.

Spoiler: Further elaboration

Thing is, most gamers, including the Sonic fanbase, don't want games that take themselves so serious all the time. We don't want melodramatic stories in the name of so-called "maturity" or "sophistication" or, God forbid, "diversity".

We want blue skies.


We want to earn 1-ups/speed boosts when we collect enough shiny objects.

We want replay value,

twitchy action,

and challenging level design.

We want the end of our games to be so brutal, difficult, and unfair, that we feel like we're losing our minds. That way, when we finally overcome those challenging obstacles, we feel like we EARNED it.

We want arcade action,

and mascots with attitude.

We want visionaries - REAL visionaries, not the faggots at Sony Santa Monica, or Guerilla Games, or Naughty Dog - make gaming something I can love - not like, not tolerate, love - again.

Above all else, I want video games to be video games, and embrace being video games, and to stop trying to appeal to people who don't even like video games. And when a 3D Sonic game comes along that finally gives us at least a facsimile of what we asked for, what do the soy-filled faggots known as gaming journalists or modern "gamers" do? Shit all over it, "lol, so juvenile and childish, not like our pwecious Daddy of War, uwu"! Here's a thought: if you don't like it so much, GET THE FUCK OUT, AND LET THE REST OF US GAME IN PEACE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A BIG PART OF THE REASON THE HOBBY I USED TO LOVE SO MUCH IS IN DECLINE. FUCK YOU, AND THE SOY-FILLED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

gimme your top hats if you must, I'm just so sick and tired of this shit, man.

 

[Gravemind]

Further proof that the industry has been taken over by faggots.

Spoiler: Further elaboration

Thing is, most gamers, including the Sonic fanbase, don't want games that take themselves so serious all the time. We don't want melodramatic stories in the name of so-called "maturity" or "sophistication" or, God forbid, "diversity".
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We want blue skies.
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We want to earn 1-ups/speed boosts when we collect enough shiny objects.
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We want replay value,
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twitchy action,
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and challenging level design.
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We want the end of our games to be so brutal, difficult, and unfair, that we feel like we're losing our minds. That way, when we finally overcome those challenging obstacles, we feel like we EARNED it.
View attachment 3903555
We want arcade action,
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and mascots with attitude.

We want visionaries - REAL visionaries, not the faggots at Sony Santa Monica, or Guerilla Games, or Naughty Dog - make gaming something I can love - not like, not tolerate, love - again.
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Above all else, I want video games to be video games, and embrace being video games, and to stop trying to appeal to people who don't even like video games. And when a 3D Sonic game comes along that finally gives us at least a facsimile of what we asked for, what do the soy-filled faggots known as gaming journalists or modern "gamers" do? Shit all over it, "lol, so juvenile and childish, not like our pwecious Daddy of War, uwu"! Here's a thought: if you don't like it so much, GET THE FUCK OUT, AND LET THE REST OF US GAME IN PEACE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A BIG PART OF THE REASON THE HOBBY I USED TO LOVE SO MUCH IS IN DECLINE. FUCK YOU, AND THE SOY-FILLED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

gimme your top hats if you must, I'm just so sick and tired of this shit, man.

lol calm down.

 

[Pixy]

I felt secondhand embarrassment for the people who wrote this song. This is like a pop/rock song that would be featured in a movie intended for 3 year olds.

That's generally how all the ending songs go, kitschy pop-esque music with the exception of that one J-Rock band whose song they licensed for the game.

A song about a romantic breakup is an odd choice for ending a game where the subplot was about a father and his daughter.

The previous entries in the most recent games are dodgy, but are at least maintain some connection to the plot unlike One Way Dream.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

That's generally how all the ending songs go, kitschy pop-esque music with the exception of that one J-Rock band whose song they licensed for the game.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fnyzHd2PoS0
A song about a romantic breakup is an odd choice for ending a game where the subplot was about a father and his daughter.

The previous entries in the most recent games are dodgy, but are at least maintain some connection to the plot unlike One Way Dream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIvNCDl1a8shttps://youtube.com/watch?v=v5Mf7Vf3zX0

I believe one way dream is not about the game, but about sonic team, in various interviews sonic team had said that this is the game they have been wanting to make and that it is a bridge to a new era for them and sonic.
Edit to not post again: Also the first ending song is about sage and eggman.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

lol calm down.

Fuck that! @Vyse Inglebard is saying what we're all thinking!

 

[Pixy]

Edit to not post again: Also the first ending song is about sage and eggman.

It was a bit obvious so I figured it not worth mentioning. A shame whatever emotional setup it tries to accomplish is immediately undone in the mid-credits scene. After Shadow, it seems like Sonic Team is rather apprehensive of killing off any antagonists they spend developing, for fear that fans might want dead characters to return.

 

[Shard]

It was a bit obvious so I figured it not worth mentioning. A shame whatever emotional setup it tries to accomplish is immediately undone in the mid-credits scene. After Shadow, it seems like Sonic Team is rather apprehensive of killing off any antagonists they spend developing, for fear that fans might want dead characters to return.

Infinite

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

Infinite

Who cares if he comes back or not, he sucks dick

 

[NoonmanR]

(Also I’m not a furry)

Edit:

It’s because I want to see if other people’s definitions of furries include Sonic and why. Maybe I shouldn’t have included the word “porn” so it wouldn’t seem so weird

Son, it all falls under furry, just the inhabitants in that particular sphere squabble over their own ethnic identities because they don't actually want to be called a furry.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Further proof that the industry has been taken over by faggots.

Spoiler: Further elaboration

Thing is, most gamers, including the Sonic fanbase, don't want games that take themselves so serious all the time. We don't want melodramatic stories in the name of so-called "maturity" or "sophistication" or, God forbid, "diversity".
View attachment 3903465
We want blue skies.
View attachment 3903468
View attachment 3903486
We want to earn 1-ups/speed boosts when we collect enough shiny objects.
View attachment 3903492
We want replay value,
View attachment 3903501
twitchy action,
View attachment 3903516
and challenging level design.
View attachment 3903546
We want the end of our games to be so brutal, difficult, and unfair, that we feel like we're losing our minds. That way, when we finally overcome those challenging obstacles, we feel like we EARNED it.
View attachment 3903555
We want arcade action,
View attachment 3903570
and mascots with attitude.

We want visionaries - REAL visionaries, not the faggots at Sony Santa Monica, or Guerilla Games, or Naughty Dog - make gaming something I can love - not like, not tolerate, love - again.
View attachment 3903582
Above all else, I want video games to be video games, and embrace being video games, and to stop trying to appeal to people who don't even like video games. And when a 3D Sonic game comes along that finally gives us at least a facsimile of what we asked for, what do the soy-filled faggots known as gaming journalists or modern "gamers" do? Shit all over it, "lol, so juvenile and childish, not like our pwecious Daddy of War, uwu"! Here's a thought: if you don't like it so much, GET THE FUCK OUT, AND LET THE REST OF US GAME IN PEACE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A BIG PART OF THE REASON THE HOBBY I USED TO LOVE SO MUCH IS IN DECLINE. FUCK YOU, AND THE SOY-FILLED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

gimme your top hats if you must, I'm just so sick and tired of this shit, man.

It's not that you aren't raising good points here, it's just that you said it like someone who should drink bleach.

Don't do that.

Also @Shard is still a faggot lol

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It was a bit obvious so I figured it not worth mentioning. A shame whatever emotional setup it tries to accomplish is immediately undone in the mid-credits scene. After Shadow, it seems like Sonic Team is rather apprehensive of killing off any antagonists they spend developing, for fear that fans might want dead characters to return.

I’m actually okay with it this time, because I want more Dad Eggman.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I want more Dad Eggman.

 

[Two Dollars]

I dont know if this is just me, but i keep seeing a lot of chiding on people for enjoying Frontiers, it's not like when Forces came out and everyone laughed at the desperate cope from Sonic autists, but more of a "Quit having fun!" sorta blow up

When someone complains about Mario, they usually come across as someone who doesn’t like the types of games that Mario is known for. When someone complains about Sonic, they usually come across as someone who lost an “SNES vs. Genesis” playground argument as a kid and never let it go.

It somehow reminds me of an anime intro and Christian rock

So you’re saying it has the power of God and anime?

 

[Neil]

I’ll explain because I’m one of them.
I was betting on the game failing ever since the first trailer that showed gameplay. But now that people are saying it doesn’t suck, I’m utterly confused as to why. Seems like the tables have turned since then. Forces was obviously a bad game and there was a minority that was defending it for some reason, but now the haters are the minority and the people who like it are the majority and I’m still confused why someone would like modern Sonic.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that because I was hoping so much for the game to be bad, I’m now confused that others think it’s not bad.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been wanting Sonic to make a comeback, but this isn’t the comeback I was hoping for.
Sorry if you think this post is a mess. I’m just angry and confused right now. Clearly

Just say that you're mad it isn't Sonic Adventure 3 + a Dreamcast 2 announcement and move on.

Sorry if you think this post is a mess. I’m just angry and confused right now. Clearly

bro it's sonic the fucking hedgehog, it's not that serious

When someone complains about Sonic, they usually come across as someone who lost an “SNES vs. Genesis” playground argument as a kid and never let it go.

I think that's why game journos go so hard on Sonic games these days while forgiving Nintendo whenever they release buggy pieces of shit like the new Pokemon games, or blatantly unfinished products (we'll just give out the rest of the game as *free* DLC!) like any of the new Mario sports titles, Animal Crossing New Horizons, or Kirby games for $60 dollars (pay $25 for the rest of the Animal Crossing!).

That console war shit braindamaged a good amount of Gen X. Nintendo is a lifestyle for men in their 30s and 40s, especially the ones who become game journalists and gaming youtubers. Most of the grown adults involved in covering things like Nintendo Directs, Pokemon info, card game shit, theme parks etc take it gravely seriously.

 

[Two Dollars]

I think that's why game journos go so hard on Sonic games these days while forgiving Nintendo whenever they release buggy pieces of shit like the new Pokemon games, or blatantly unfinished products (we'll just give out the rest of the game as *free* DLC!) like any of the new Mario sports titles, Animal Crossing New Horizons, or Kirby games for $60 dollars (pay $25 for the rest of the Animal Crossing!).

To play devil’s advocate, New Horizons at least launched with plenty of content, only got updates to add seasonal events as they happened (in other words, wouldn’t affect anyone except time travelers who were playing the game “wrong” anyway), and got a substantial expansion on top of that (from what I’ve heard; I didn’t get it).

As for Kirby, Star Allies is the only game to get any major post-launch update, and I’d give it a pass given the circumstances. The Switch’s early 2018 was almost exclusively Wii U ports with no major new releases. Their choices were to either release Star Allies early and “finish” it later, or have a 6+ month long stretch of no major releases. They shouldn’t have put themselves in that situation in the first place, but I think they did the best they could to get out of the hole they dug themselves.

Those other games get no excuse though. Switch Sports released over half a year ago and they’re just now adding Golf.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

I started grinding some of the cyberspace levels to reduce my times, managed to get a sub 49 time in 1-2 and felt great about it, then I went looking at what is the world record and it turns out it is already sub 40... I have a long way to go!

 

[Shard]

Who cares if [Infinite] comes back or not, he sucks dick

But what if he didn’t?

Son, it all falls under furry, just the inhabitants in that particular sphere squabble over their own ethnic identities because they don't actually want to be called a furry.

Sonic fans aren’t furries because furries are way more fucked up

Just say that you're mad it isn't Sonic Adventure 3 + a Dreamcast 2 announcement and move on.

Maybe Sonic fans (me) don’t know what they (I) want

bro it's sonic the fucking hedgehog, it's not that serious

I’m sperging out on the worst site to do so, but I’m having a good time

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Sonic fans aren’t furries because furries are way more fucked up