Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[trent]

Goons melting down over this brought me a lot of laughs. I have no doubt every time they see 14, 88, 148, etc they start having meltdowns. Awesome.

They're like the people who try to avoid using the number 45 because of Trump.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Goons melting down over this brought me a lot of laughs. I have no doubt every time they see 14, 88, 148, etc they start having meltdowns. Awesome.

Then they'll definitely hate setting foot inside any Walmart in America.

 

[AnOminous]

Then they'll definitely hate setting foot inside any Walmart in America.

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I actually saw exactly this price in a Wal-Mart on a number of occasions, always on a big sign. I half suspect this actually is a troll somewhere in Wal-Mart.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

I actually saw exactly this price in a Wal-Mart on a number of occasions, always on a big sign. I half suspect this actually is a troll somewhere in Wal-Mart.

Or '.88' is their marked-down price indicator.

 

[Vegansgotokfc]

I've read the last 3 pages of conspiracy nonsense and still can't believe these people actually exist.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Someone leak them the info about the secret artic nazi bunker, watch a goonproject form to go to the artic and destroy it.

 

[Aquinas]

Someone leak them the info about the secret artic nazi bunker, watch a goonproject form to go to the artic and destroy it.

hopefully, like all goon projects, it fails, in this case in the middle of the ocean

 

[Vegansgotokfc]

Someone leak them the info about the secret artic nazi bunker, watch a goonproject form to go to the artic and destroy it.

No tell them there's a Nazi base on the moon so they'll fuck off with Jeff Bezos.

 

[White Devil]

No tell them there's a Nazi base on the moon so they'll fuck off with Jeff Bezos.

There is a Nazi base, but it's in Atlantis, which has been found in the middle of the ocean. The only way there is to chain lead weights to each other and jump off the boat one by one.

 

[northstar747]

Personally the ban is uncalled for since "unfunny faggot" was used in one of the forums.

Also do they still ban the gay goons for saying faggot.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Personally the ban is uncalled for since "unfunny faggot" was used in one of the forums.

Also do they still ban the gay goons for saying faggot.

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"I love me some ______"

Really hate this, it's way way worse than goons or redditors forcing a "yall" into anywhere they can. I'm truly afraid I'd fly into some violent tard-rage if I ever heard some soy white faggot saying this irl.

 

[Sabrina]

I mean I have no idea where MrQwerty is from but everyone says those things in the southern US. But he's probably saying that "ironically" which used to be ok on SA

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

I mean I have no idea where MrQwerty is from but everyone says those things in the southern US. But he's probably saying that "ironically" which used to be ok on SA

goons and redditors are trying to mimic the exalted ones from black twitter, nothing ironic or southern about it, it's for adding xp and legitimacy to their forums character.

They can find plenty of things racist about you but see nothing racist in their textual imitation of a shoe-shine boy "I sho do loves me sum wattuhmelon suh!"

Office space in 99 brought us some very trying years of ironic rapper-speak but we're way post-irony now.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

A recent video exposing a couple of people in the Smash drama as duplicitous was brought up in the Games #MeToo thread. Someone dared to not plug their ears, so Boba Pearl blundered in to the thread in such a hurry that he quadruple posted:


After which he posted this idiotic screed with the highlight about being disbelieved about being raped because he wanted to play Xbox:


In case anyone has any inkling that he might be a troon beyond having she/her pronoun beneath the avatar, here's him posting soft-core lesbian fetish porn of Overwatch without prompting:

 

[Ghostse]

A recent video exposing a couple of people in the Smash drama as duplicitous was brought up in the Games #MeToo thread. Someone dared to not plug their ears, so Boba Pearl blundered in to the thread in such a hurry that he quadruple posted:
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After which he posted this idiotic screed with the highlight about being disbelieved about being raped because he wanted to play Xbox:

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In case anyone has any inkling that he might be a troon beyond having she/her pronoun beneath the avatar, here's him posting soft-core lesbian fetish porn of Overwatch without prompting:View attachment 2297473

God forbid we equate community-driven extrajudicial revenge-style justice with community-driven extrajudicial revenge-style justice. At least that troon manages to reason like a woman.

 

[northstar747]

the gbs china thread and qcs going at it.

and by at it, the chill chinese or chinese married goons are laughing and calling out the situation.

Junk collector for the win!

 

[The Grognard]

the gbs china thread and qcs going at it.

and by at it, the chill chinese or chinese married goons are laughing and calling out the situation.

Junk collector for the win!

They're just very jealous that a goon managed to get an actual girlfriend, instead of a cheap knock-off.

 

[Elbe]

Presumably it's OK anywhere else.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Goons melting down over this brought me a lot of laughs. I have no doubt every time they see 14, 88, 148, etc they start having meltdowns. Awesome.

I have to admit it’s funny to see them freak out about non-existent dog whistles… that at most are meant to make them look like tards.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Conspiratorial retarded obsession with hidden numerology…but from a leftist perspective! Fun!