Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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nippleonbonerfart said:
The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.

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They might have a point about the numbers bein arbitrary if these whiners were 5, or even 10, kilos over the limit but we all know that they're far in excess of that and that's why they can't even imagine being able to lose the required amount.
 
Imagine having to have two unlucky interns hold up some fatty's gunt for an entire surgery while you try to avoid gagging from the smell released from the unwashed skin in the fold that hasn't been exposed to air in years.
 
Fatphobia lol. You're just fat. If you can't walk up stairs without losing breath you deserve to live a shorter life. It's not hard to exercise or count calories if you don't eat McDonalds for every meal.
 
Vegansgotokfc said:
Fatphobia lol. You're just fat. If you can't walk up stairs without losing breath you deserve to live a shorter life. It's not hard to exercise or count calories if you don't eat McDonalds for every meal.
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Until you really know what you're doing, calorie-counting is actually much easier going to fast food places vs the unknowns of a random restaurants giant enchilada platter with chips rice and beans or making something yourself. I was in a small-town motel away from home for 6 months for work when I decided to not be fat anymore and was doing fast food practically every day for lunch and dinner and lost around 40 pounds.

I mean it is pretty unhealthy in other than overeating/calorie content ways but for me and probably the majority of fatties getting the weight off should be priority #1 ahead of other health aspects of what one eats.
 
BobbyBriggs69420 said:
Until you really know what you're doing, calorie-counting is actually much easier going to fast food places vs the unknowns of a random restaurants giant enchilada platter with chips rice and beans or making something yourself. I was in a small-town motel away from home for 6 months for work when I decided to not be fat anymore and was doing fast food practically every day for lunch and dinner and lost around 40 pounds.

I mean it is pretty unhealthy in other than overeating/calorie content ways but for me and probably the majority of fatties getting the weight off should be priority #1 ahead of other health aspects of what one eats.
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You can make just about anyone who is obese lose weight by making them drink nothing but water and replacing every snack they eat with carrots or cucumber slices with no dressing. Most people aren't really hungry their hunger signals are all fucked up from eating/drinking nothing but sugar and salt.
 
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Bonesjones said:
You can make just about anyone who is obese lose weight by making them drink nothing but water and replacing every snack they eat with carrots or cucumber slices with no dressing. Most people aren't really hungry their hunger signals are all fucked up from eating/salt nothing but sugar and salt.
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This is especially true of men's bodies, which, well, you know... they're.
 
Bonesjones said:
You can make just about anyone who is obese lose weight by making them drink nothing but water and replacing every snack they eat with carrots or cucumber slices with no dressing. Most people aren't really hungry their hunger signals are all fucked up from eating/drinking nothing but sugar and salt.
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Increasing your vegetable intake (not juices or cassroles, whole or nearly whole vegetables/fruit) also increases fiber in your diet which means you aren't absorbing every calorie and gram of fat that enters your goonhole.
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
Dan Littrell (sp?) and his crazy ass wife, and their fucked up baby named Myah.

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Dan Lirette, and yeah, he was this "born again" soulpatch wearing Canadian pastor who IIRC was fucking not only Myah, a member of his congregation, but others as well. We got him to come and post in the thread in GBS about the zombaby trying to defend himself.

Fun fact, the zombaby died this day 12 years ago. Crazy it's been that long.
 
yet another mod has outed themselfs as a sex weirdo. this time by posting creepy anime porn in the leper colony while trying to do a probation with a 'funny' picture that seems to be the curretn hot trend

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Fish Boss said:
yet another mod has outed themselfs as a sex weirdo. this time by posting creepy anime porn in the leper colony while trying to do a probation with a 'funny' picture that seems to be the curretn hot trend

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Lol it’s Jason F from ED mentioned earlier getting the probation. Wonder what he did to get the mods to share their hentai stash.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
He wrote the following post in a thread about Zach Snyder's new movie.

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oh for the love of god, calling a zack snyder movie bad....color me shocked.

I can understand if the mod just said "hey aids is no joke" even though forum aids was a thing...or was it cancer.

But posting that anime ass shit wasnt funny.

But you know what is gonna be funny, who ever replaces that mod will be worse because its always worse

Went to check out QCS and look at this from poster littel demon

who claims to be 11 and look at all those thristy goons

I think they all might be pedos

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tofu6709 said:
Losing it at "these are, frankly, not disputable facts" in a post chock full of utter nonsense. Your doctor wants you to lose weight so you don't die young. And if you don't take his advice, he doesn't really care, it doesn't affect him, it only affects you. Why do any of these people even bother with doctors when they will just pick and choose whatever they want to believe no matter what
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you have a fair amount of runaway unless you're comically fat when it comes to avoiding most health problems. obese people really start to fall apart when things start breaking around 40. you can easily post good biomarkers for cholesterol, blood sugar etc. well into your 30s despite being massive
 
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