Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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It's actually a sound business strategy. You don't need the normies. The normies don't spend money. The crazy people are the whales because they have as much sense with money as they do with anything else, so you want to pander to them constantly so they'll give you hundreds of dollars for doing literally nothing otherwise.
Sure, but this is SA we're talking about, which puts any ideas about sustainability in serious doubt.
Then again, the damned forum's been chugging along for so long, it's literally old enough to drink in most places. I just wonder how things will look as the userbase attrition's itself and Jeffrey's forced to scrape the bottom of the whale barrel.
 
Are they actually thinking people are about to come back? Getting randomly banned was the best moment of my SA career. Are they actually doing anything specific to attract people back or are they just convinced that its gonna "happen" now?
They probably believe the greatest impediment to becoming famous again was The Guy Who Wasn't Even There For Ten Years. Now that he is gone, this spectacular Web 1.0 business is about to take off again. The problem is definitely not banning anyone who was still funny, and inviting a bunch of brokebrained genderweirds to dictate site rules.
 
Goons, I've put my entire life savings in $MANGOSTEEN. Then I plan flip it for phenazepam and make a fortune. Broker says don't fucking buy it, don't fucking drink it, etc. Thoughts?
From BFC's stock thread:
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They do, and while I'm pretty sure that was a joke post, who the fuck knows. Investing in sealed pokemon cards is about the sort of smooth-brained move I'd expect from someone still posting on SomethingAwful
I don't take anything as a joke on SA anymore. SA is where jokes go to die.
 
I don't take anything as a joke on SA anymore. SA is where jokes go to die.

That implies they lived, that they were actually funny. Modern SA is more like where they go to become still born.
The lithopedion of comedy.
 
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Shit. I sold all my cards in 2008....
Its completely different now. The cards that are worth money are like 1 of 1 type cards. Like it will be a Giannis Rookie card, but its like the hologram, black diamond version with a gold autograph and a patch from a gameworn jersey. They do super limited runs on premier player rookie cards, and its the extra rare versions that sell for crazy money
 
The tl;dr on what is happening is three fold.

-First, there was an explosion in the late 80s and 90s followed by a contraction - you saw mickey mantels going for $50,000 so now adults were getting in, sealing and grading cards. Basically too many card for things too be rare. That petered out at the end of the nineties, and so did interest in cards, the number of collectors & savers, and the print runs. Basically, cards are rare again and you now have some speculation internet superstars promoting them.

-Second, there has been a rise of "fractional" card ownership; basically its now completely about investing/speculating, not just a commodity to own or having that card.

-Third, you have a stock market worried about volatility - this is why you see JP Morgan buying buttcoin, its a non-duplicable fixed-quantity token to represent wealth. As @Trip Chesterton III fund-manager for Scarboil* posted, its cards in very limited quantities that difficult to impossible to counterfeit.

*Per earlier analogies, if SA is the stone fetus of comedy, scar boil is the crusty kleenex of humor.
 
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So the triple the operating costs thing was about accurate.



He was making that + 15,000/mo on patreon, while crying poverty.

And all he would have needed to do to keep it was not stick his dick in crazy.
Or sniff the feet of crazy.
Or beat the shit out of crazy. Or cheat on crazy with other crazy then beat other crazy too.
 
Lowtax if you wanna get back, just murder suicide jeff.
jeff = pwnt
gunes = pwnt
everyone = lololol

(Not real advice. DONT DO IT. would be funny if it happened tho)
 
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