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SA is back on to making lists of undesirables.

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Something Awful said:
I'm sure past Gooncons were very cringey, but a Gooncon in 2020 would be genuine existential horror.


If you're at all surprised about that, you must not have looked at the Leper's Colony in the past decade. At least 50% of probations are 100% retarded. Sixers in particular are just another way for mods to make horribly unfunny white noise posts and lame burns.
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I’m surprised because I can’t believe the sentence “Trump is still going to win” gets you probated.

Like, I could go to DNC headquarters and say “Trump is still going to win” and while they might get mad, they wouldn’t kick me out ffs.
 
Something Awful said:
I'm sure past Gooncons were very cringey, but a Gooncon in 2020 would be genuine existential horror.
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There would be more than one instance of a troon raping someone, and SA's administration burying discussion about it after saying the victims deserved it for being transphobic.
 
TinyKitty said:
I'm still trying to find the thread about Gooncon 2003, the one that was held in a Missouri hotel (because Lowtax, for once, used the sense God gave him and decided not to have it at his house.) The pictures from that one are bad enough, but the Gooncamps were so much worse; fat, sweaty, drunk and stoned incels (male, female, and goon) all rolling around in a muddy field and attempting to have awkward smelly sex with each other. Even at the time the rest of the forums were horrified.
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This thread? I haven't actually read past the first page but I doubt any of the images work. Probably for the best.
 
lightswitchdoll said:
Balls. I'll have a look through and screenshot anything amusing when I get chance.
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If you wouldn't mind, could you let me know if there are any mentions in the thread of elfpr0n and the evening she went to Lowtax's house during that Gooncon?
 

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Pissmaster said:
Here are the first three pages, but it's mostly just comments on gooncon images that the Wayback Machine didn't save. They were at https://www.friggybum.net/gooncon

Page 1 thumbnailed here, pages 2 & 3 at the bottom of this post
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There were a couple of different goon meetups that year, it looks like they're talking about all of them, the Midwest one (that was Missouri) and one in Toronto and I think they had one on the East Coast.

Who was it who asked me if the culture back then was different? Decide for yourself. (Debbie Metallica is Ozma btw.)
 

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This must have been the pictures from the Toronto meetup, the one I'm looking for is from around the same time frame but was in Missouri.

But there is some interesting reading in Pissmaster's post. I remember all of those people. Just think, the site that probes people for "Trump will win" and bans people outright for understanding basic human biology is the same one where goons once described at length humiliating a drunk homely girl (RabidHamster) by -- among other things -- having her lick a shoe that was dipped in the toilet, to a reaction of general approval and a suggestion that it would have been even funnier if the toilet had been filled with shit.

New SA is terrible, but old SA was a real mixed bag.
 

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"digging up someone posts from six years ago just to argue with them is a bit weird"

But it's ok when SA mods do it?
 
The Fatriarchy said:
When you need to drop 3 probations and a ban on someone's post because you don't like their effortpost you might be neurotic.
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I've never really understood the modern Islamophilia of the modern goon, considering that they will gladly cut off the heads of all troons if given the opportunity with zero hesitation and even less mercy.
 
The Grognard said:
I've never really understood the modern Islamophilia of the modern goon, considering that they will gladly cut off the heads of all troons if given the opportunity with zero hesitation and even less mercy.
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Its a left over from the bush adminstration.

Basically after 9/11 and the "war on terror" goons realized on some level it was all bullshit. They saw fox news, their parents, and the world at large as their enemies. Troonism wasnt a big thing at this time.

Any way if republicans hates mulism they must be the enemy of enemy. So it entered goon dogma. Then the Great black hope as obama happened. Again troonism just wasnt there yet. And gosh darn Barry wasnt delivering them from the wasteland that was/is their pathetic lies.

I was a big reader of D&D at this point.

They radicaized themselves about race issue and they freely conflate islam/race very easily.

Then the TDS hit the fan the tox thread broke shit mods who had their thumbs the scales felt the ripping of reality IT WAS HILLDOGS TURN I TELL YA.
 
northstar747 said:
Its a left over from the bush adminstration.

Basically after 9/11 and the "war on terror" goons realized on some level it was all bullshit. They saw fox news, their parents, and the world at large as their enemies. Troonism wasnt a big thing at this time.

Any way if republicans hates mulism they must be the enemy of enemy. So it entered goon dogma. Then the Great black hope as obama happened. Again troonism just wasnt there yet. And gosh darn Barry wasnt delivering them from the wasteland that was/is their pathetic lies.

I was a big reader of D&D at this point.

They radicaized themselves about race issue and they freely conflate islam/race very easily.

Then the TDS hit the fan the tox thread broke shit mods who had their thumbs the scales felt the ripping of reality IT WAS HILLDOGS TURN I TELL YA.
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For this reason I'm banking on a Trump victory, no matter how it happens, because D&D's gonna be an absolute madhouse of T R I G G E R E D goons and troons. At least much more so than now.
 
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