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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
That goofy looking goon that left his parents a suicide note that said that they should educate themselves on gender or whatever faggotry, and jumped off a bridge, was hilarious.
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Didn’t he off himself because he had pending criminal charges that ended up being misdemeanours? Also he wanted everyone to take a gender studies course, lol
 
Elftor said:
Didn’t he off himself because he had pending criminal charges that ended up being misdemeanours? Also he wanted everyone to take a gender studies course, lol
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That was TS12. He was drunk at a party and punched a cop that came to break it up. He punched about as hard as you'd expect a gender studies major would, the cop wasn't hurt, and the whole thing would have just resulted in a misdemeanor, but TS12 decided that it meant he was going to do hard time in ass-pound prison and he couldn't face that, so he jumped off a bridge.


The note was hilarious, but his booking photo is the real punchline.
 

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TinyKitty said:
That was TS12. He was drunk at a party and punched a cop that came to break it up. He punched about as hard as you'd expect a gender studies major would, the cop wasn't hurt, and the whole thing would have just resulted in a misdemeanor, but TS12 decided that it meant he was going to do hard time in ass-pound prison and he couldn't face that, so he jumped off a bridge.


The note was hilarious, but his booking photo is the real punchline.
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I remember that guy. It was a college town cop as well, so would have probably gotten the charges dropped with a nice written apology to the officer. But given that it was a Mao-Anarchist goon, probably would have fucked that up and gotten the book thrown at him and ended up in solitary for life.
 
Sperg is the new nigger.

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And that makes it all the more fun to yell all the time. Remember, we use slurs primarily because they offend hypersensitive meltdown artists such as yourself.
 
Ghostse said:
I remember that guy. It was a college town cop as well, so would have probably gotten the charges dropped with a nice written apology to the officer. But given that it was a Mao-Anarchist goon, probably would have fucked that up and gotten the book thrown at him and ended up in solitary for life.
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Lead a Good Life, Everyone: Trey Malone's Suicide Note - The Good Men Project

Trey Malone took his own life two years ago today, in June 2012. His last wish was that his voice finally be heard and listened to.
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He was a little faggot who apparently got blackout drunk a lot and then raped in the ass or something. His suicide note is hilarious.
 
repentance said:
They are going to be so disappointed with a Biden Presidency.
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It wouldn't matter if the next president was Saint Bernie himself, all the neets and troons and assorted other wastes of flesh would still be raging against that machine and pissing and moaning about how everyone else is responsible for the mess of their failed worthless lives.
 
whatinthefck said:
I love how SA in 2020 doesnt even try to hide its retarded bias. Simply posting about not-biden winning is a probationary offence.
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Posts like that are why toxxes were such an important part of the forums actually working and not being such a hugbox.

If you believe that Trump is going to win, great, toxx for it. If you think that guy is full of shit, toxx for it. Put your money where your mouth is.

They got rid of it in the politics forums after it became obvious they'd have to ban 3/4 of the posters for always being wrong about everything.
 
Coolio55 said:
Eurgh. Every fucking second of this is densely packed with second hand embarrassment.
Haven't watched it all yet but is this the one where multiple independent parties of fat people had loud visible sex?
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I'm still trying to find the thread about Gooncon 2003, the one that was held in a Missouri hotel (because Lowtax, for once, used the sense God gave him and decided not to have it at his house.) The pictures from that one are bad enough, but the Gooncamps were so much worse; fat, sweaty, drunk and stoned incels (male, female, and goon) all rolling around in a muddy field and attempting to have awkward smelly sex with each other. Even at the time the rest of the forums were horrified.
 
I'm sure past Gooncons were very cringey, but a Gooncon in 2020 would be genuine existential horror.

proteus4994 said:
I had to verify this wasn’t fake, this is incredibly pathetic even by 2020 SA standards.

It is absolutely real.
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If you're at all surprised about that, you must not have looked at the Leper's Colony in the past decade. At least 50% of probations are 100% retarded. Sixers in particular are just another way for mods to make horribly unfunny white noise posts and lame burns.
 
Something Awful said:
I'm sure past Gooncons were very cringey, but a Gooncon in 2020 would be genuine existential horror.
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Oh, all it would take is for some bluehair from TGRS to see a bunch of NoJoes sitting together at a table, and suddenly a cry of “SCREW YOUR OPTICS I’M GOING IN” would be heard, followed by gunfire. Goons tend to want to murder each other more than they want to fuck each other nowadays, after all.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
Oh, all it would take is for some bluehair from TGRS to see a bunch of NoJoes sitting together at a table, and suddenly a cry of “SCREW YOUR OPTICS I’M GOING IN” would be heard, followed by gunfire. Goons tend to want to murder each other more than they want to fuck each other nowadays, after all.
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It's very optimistic to think that upon seeing one of their posting enemies in the flesh, a goon wouldn't just waddle home crying and make post to the forum through blubbery tears.
 
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