Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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X Prime said:
It gets better. Compare that perma for an obvious joke post with this perma:

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...and I can say, in my 19 years on the forums, that I've never seen someone send PMs like that, because Owetax is too incompetent to run forums that can do basic things like search and PMs without charging extra for it.
 
I love that anytime KM has been called out on absolutely any of her trash behavior she has a laundry list of rationalizations “I was sick, homeless, broke, hadn’t slept in three days, been working 400 hours a week, grandma just died, rape threats, RACISTS, low self-esteem, capitalism, bipolar episode, Trump, stalked by Nazis, self-harming episode, my boyfriend’s step-dad was in a car crash, begging mods to stop transphobia, etc,,,” ready to go to make others feel guilty for daring to point out her BS

It’s really obvious why she can’t hold on to any type of job because she does the same song and dance anytime she fucks up or comes in late /not at all and she does both of those a whole fucking lot.

It is a major red flag. They will maybe slightly tepidly admit they fucked up, followed by a lot of victimhood excuses meant to try and make the person pointing out their shiftiness look like a big old evil bully for even mentioning it.

It’s also a classic sign of BPD and KM is a textbook case. Her cartwheeling excuses trying to shame people for HER sock puppet account is hilarious.

Then again most goons seem to think capitalism, stress, depression, work, bad nights sleep, Nazis, upset tumtum, etc...are perfectly reasonable excuses for almost any behavior, only wrong opinions are inexcusable and merit the death penalty
 
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Manah said:
What happened with ozma?
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She finally got doxx ed over some something sensitive she made a post about how most likely it was her pintrest board that outed her.

I believe she married some idot whose mom got cancer and spent all "her inherentence " or something like that.

But to be honest every mod or admin that followed has just been worse and worse the only one I can forgive is FAU he fagged out/off on his own.
 
How can you forgive FAU? He was one of the worst the site ever had and that really is saying something.
 
So, remember Turtlicious, the infamous failed SA pipebomber who posted on CSPAM? Jeffrey felt a need to defend them for some reason.

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So let's get this straight about the thinking of wannabe new owner of Something Awful.

Someone posts on KF: Irredeemable monster, hunt down and permaban on sight.

Someone posts about making pipebombs and chickening out of using them after talking tough: Oh they just need mental help. I'll be their fwend during this tough time! Maybe they can be unbanned one day! Oh BTW they trooned out.
 
X Prime said:
So, remember Turtlicious, the infamous failed SA pipebomber who posted on CSPAM? Jeffrey felt a need to defend them for some reason.

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So let's get this straight about the thinking of wannabe new owner of Something Awful.

Someone posts on KF: Irredeemable monster, hunt down and permaban on sight.

Someone posts about making pipebombs and chickening out of using them after talking tough: Oh they just need mental help. I'll be their fwend during this tough time! Maybe they can be unbanned one day! Oh BTW they trooned out.
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Look bros chill out. This echo chamber is simply screaming for the violent and bloody death of anyone they determine as a class enemy, and for the ghoulish cheering when some act of violence or other misfortune befalls someone who isn't in lock step with what they view as correct policies and viewpoints. The fact anyone finds this behavior distasteful is a big yikes from me, and we need to start realizing that this internet talk doesn't actually translate to real violence and everyone needs to chill out.

[instanly bans anyone who admits the existance of kiwifarms because of the "violence" they perpetuate against trannies by posting bad words on the internet and reposting words and pictures said trannies themselves have posted on the public internet]


Karl_der_Grosse said:
So turtlicious isn't a she, but rather a "she".
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[ ] Male
[ ] Female "Female"
[X] Goon

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I'm glad to see he's moved on from imbecilic modifications for children's toys to imbecilic modifications to his genitals.
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Updated that linked post for you, no charge.
 
X Prime said:
So, remember Turtlicious, the infamous failed SA pipebomber who posted on CSPAM? Jeffrey felt a need to defend them for some reason.

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So let's get this straight about the thinking of wannabe new owner of Something Awful.

Someone posts on KF: Irredeemable monster, hunt down and permaban on sight.

Someone posts about making pipebombs and chickening out of using them after talking tough: Oh they just need mental help. I'll be their fwend during this tough time! Maybe they can be unbanned one day! Oh BTW they trooned out.
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“Look guys it’s cool and good because Turtlicious was only planning to murder dairy farmers, not senators”

This is the tiger that Jeffrey has chosen to ride on.
 
Are any of you surprised Jeffry is a stupid fucking bastard? I mean, he thinks he's going to own the forums.
 
The soundwaves from Lowtax going upside Logan's face hadn't even finished echoing in the McMansion and Jeffrey was up off the blocks and trying to lay claim to SA. 20 years of fagmin meltdowns and tiny goon fiefdoms degenerating into gay online versions of High Rise have shown us that the one hard and fast rule of SA is "Any goon who wants to be in charge is the last person who should be". And to cap it all Jeffrey's such a spineless dumbshit that he worked for Lowtax for free for a year, cucks endlessly for FYAD, writes 5000 word essays over the most trivial of decisions and is so massively incapable of handling conflict that he has to post all his goony proclamations in locked threads then scurry off, like your passive aggressive coworker leaving Post-It notes in the communal fridge. A rare combination of Power Hungry and Spineless Faggot in a single person.

If Jeffrey gets the forums [he won't; Lowtax is the human embodiment of inertia and has endless experience stringing affable morons along] 2021 will be the best fucking year for Goon Drama. Every night I leave a little offering to my shrine of Keep It Real, hoping that Jeffrey will somehow pull it off [he won't].
 
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