As one of the few people who was in-range of Lowtax during the S U C C E S S F U R Megan saga, I can personally attest she was actually genuinely touched in some capacity in 2006 based on her Myspace posts alone, and considering she was a "Plexus ambassador" in 2014 (Chinese MLM diet powder), she's only gotten worse with modern social media. If Rich had his way, they would've aborted and tried again when they could've actually afforded a non-accidental kid, but he said the mere suggestion that this was extremely unplanned was enough to send her into screaming fits about how barbaric abortion is, he's showing signs of hating kids, etc. While I'm sure Lowtax is probably an old-school Archie Bunker when the chips/meds are down, he's also the type of guy who won't lay a finger on women simply because he knows it'll bite you in the ass later in life, and not that it's kinda a bad thing to do. Knowing Megan and her sheer devotion to her shitty hyperconservative parents, her version of "hating women" might usually mean "he wondered why I wasn't washing dishes with soap or in the dishwasher" and "he refused to be the gwailo husband and funnel SA's remaining fortune to my parents because I cried", something he and everyone else that wants a waifu should be aware of
She would no-shit whine on vague Myspace bulletins about how Rich wasn't doing enough to get the FBI involved in shutting SASS down and that her fearing for her life in 2007 was one of their marriages' turning points - not because Weev dumped his SSN, addresses, and routing numbers in GBS that one time, but because Keep it Real wouldn't stop IM'ing her, as she insisted the onus wasn't on her to just block randos adding her. It wasn't enough that he/Hypnotic/Waffleimages were harvesting SASS IP's using a referrer exploit to scare people, she wanted to see a federal investigation where SASS was seized, and KIR was lead-off in shackles as his sister watched (/w salsa dripping everywhere)
I know we're all kinda rooting for him to go down as a horrible wifebeater, but Lowtax bringing absolutely nothing to the table means his dating pool is massively-bipolar manipulators, as showcased by Logan mysteriously-becoming CSPAM and FYAD's best friend after they spent the majority of early 2020 shitting on her (half the time for being Mormon). Time and time again, Lowtax broke the rule of not sticking your dick in crazy, ESPECIALLY in an era where it's trivial to weaponize accusations. Considering how Utah's gonna Utah, the greatest thing in the world would be if Logan was related to Hangly in some way