Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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ahahaha wow this is nothing if not predictable.

Lowtax isn't selling shit and he's ramping up the censorship campaign and making it all go away. He might've lost the Patreon thanks to the crazy BPD pillhead BITCH (believe all women unless it involves Owetax or Joe Biden (wow that shit was memoryholed fast lmao) but Megan? Ashli? Who???)

Goons are pure fucking scum lmao and I know that makes me sound mad at the internet but it's really just a simple, objective observation.
 
ahahaha wow this is nothing if not predictable.

Lowtax isn't selling shit and he's ramping up the censorship campaign and making it all go away. He might've lost the Patreon thanks to the crazy BPD pillhead BITCH (believe all women unless it involves Owetax or Joe Biden (wow that shit was memoryholed fast lmao) but Megan? Ashli? Who???)

Goons are pure fucking scum lmao and I know that makes me sound mad at the internet but it's really just a simple, objective observation.

Agreed. This is a clear sign that Lowtax is holding onto the forums and goons had better get used to it.
 
Just how ugly is this troon? I never saw.
Typical pasty UK male nerd in wig. Apartment full of posters of real blonde bombshells. 100% autogynephilia transsexual living the dream.
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This doesn’t even make sense to me, maybe because he’s trying so hard to be witty laying down rules.

What does public official mean? He gives an example of a guy working at a gas station and is now giving out doubt contracts? Huh? I get he’s trying to be cheeky but a public official is just someone who holds public office. His expanding on the rule makes it way more confusing.

So a dude that used to pump gas is now a big shot manager at a Krispy Kreme store. Now he’s giving the gas station he worked out a contract for 200 dozen donuts a week at a steep discount. This guy in Jose’s estimation is a public official that can be doxed on SA? Is Jose just to chicken shit to say any well paid capitalists can be doxed?

Also if you want to try a do public call outs of random people for being racist or whatever, go post it to some other platform first, then post that to SA. They just want to make sure they can finger point elsewhere when goons try to ruin ppl’s lives by trying to dogpile someone online. Am I reading that right?
 
Reminder we are talking about a guy who straight fuckin scammed goons out of twenty fucking thousand dollars for "a forums upgrade" and immediately fucked off with the money. Goons didn't do SHIT, lmao if you think this spineless, (literally mostly) dickless cadre of faggots is going to do jack fucking shit besides their "LOWTAX IS A PEEPEE POOPHEAD MAN BOOHOO" virtue signaling bullshit before going right back to their usual av buying etc. posting like normal bullshit. They made the virtue tithe by saying the right words, what else could possibly be expected of them? Certainly not action of some sort like fucking off to another forum!
 
What does public official mean? He gives an example of a guy working at a gas station and is now giving out doubt contracts? Huh? I get he’s trying to be cheeky but a public official is just someone who holds public office. His expanding on the rule makes it way more confusing.

So a dude that used to pump gas is now a big shot manager at a Krispy Kreme store. Now he’s giving the gas station he worked out a contract for 200 dozen donuts a week at a steep discount. This guy in Jose’s estimation is a public official that can be doxed on SA? Is Jose just to chicken shit to say any well paid capitalists can be doxed?

Also if you want to try a do public call outs of random people for being racist or whatever, go post it to some other platform first, then post that to SA. They just want to make sure they can finger point elsewhere when goons try to ruin ppl’s lives by trying to dogpile someone online. Am I reading that right?

"Public official" in that context sounds to me like it's vaguely worded so they can dox anyone whose ever worked in the public sector, and the public sector accounts for a hell of a lot of jobs. Like even if your only job was at your local zoo's concession stand when you were 16, and that zoo happens to get public funding. If you're wrongthinking, they'd say it technically applies, but if you're rightthinking, they'll act like that's a preposterous stretch of the rules.

Knowing goon logic, they'd take the fact that you worked for a zoo and claim it's relevant because Harambe was a zoo animal that was shot, and someone somewhere probably posted a jogger joke about it and therefore everything having to do with zoos at all, even in the slightest bit, is now racist, and therefore you're racist.
 
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You know, even if Lowtax was 100% telling the truth and was even a really solid guy all along, I still wouldn't have a whole lot of sympathy for him for not putting his foot down regarding the tranny takeover.

Hell, even if I ran the site, I would have tried to work with the trannies for a long time, since I was pretty naive. I figured a lot of their lunacy would subside after the 2016 election, but it really didn't, so I would have started going on a banning spree. Mods will especially get a permaban if they step out of line. By then it might have been too late to salvage the classic posters, but I've honestly never seen a group of people so insane before.

You really can't work with them. They WILL turn on you. It doesn't even matter what your identity is. ResetERA canceled a black LGBTQIA+ moderator within a day. They will eat you alive the second they get a chance.
 
Yeah. He was warned, repeatedly, that rolling over to a bunch of mouth-breathing cancel-culture fuckers was going to bite him in the ass, it's his own fault now that he's been bitten.
 
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Says the man who thought she was trustworthy enough that he gave her high level access to his business operations.

He's calling goons gullible for believing her, yet his is the life in tatters.
 
knowing lowtax's personality, i wouldnt doubt he did it to get her off his back after constant high energy nagging
Personally, I think she intentionally or unintentionally caused him severe pain whilst trying to wake him and he freaked out and threw her to the ground, then lied about it.
 
Personally, I think she intentionally or unintentionally caused him severe pain whilst trying to wake him and he freaked out and threw her to the ground, then lied about it.
This is pretty much it. I don't gaf who "started it." She's like 5'3 tops and there's the joke that she's fat but she can't be more than like 130lbs. Lowtax is literally twice her size and he knows better
 
This is pretty much it. I don't gaf who "started it." She's like 5'3 tops and there's the joke that she's fat but she can't be more than like 130lbs. Lowtax is literally twice her size and he knows better

I wonder how much cancel culture is driving up homicide rates as people realize you have better odds of murdering someone and just rolling the dice on getting away with (something like half of people do based on statistics) than committing some lesser act or omission that creates a victim that then foments a mob to rob of you of your livelihood and more and torments you for all of time.

The lunacy that Logan could have startled Rich, he accidentally injures her, she goes crying to the internet, and Rich loses 8k/month and his website over it is just... something awful.
 
"Vulture media company CEO", yeah, maybe fifteen years ago. There's not a company left on the planet that would pay for SA at this point.
 
Well, goons seem to have bought that justification. Jeffrey just won a dance-off against an evil CEO who was dead set on acquiring the community of mentally ill communists. The troon orphanage is saved, all hail Jeffrey of Something Awful.
 
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