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Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield
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There's a thread dedicated to why that was a dumb idea. Could have saved you some time.
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Hallo I have more posts from the General Election megathread cause they are dumb as shit and I want you all to enjoy them with me.
"By the 2030's the democratic party will be full white nationalist" lol someone actually believes this. America is totally racist as fuck yo!
"As a trans woman, as a survivor of sexual assault, as a member of the lower class, as a blue collar worker", as a sexual deviant, as a minor attracted person, as a disabled, as a minority, as a gamer, as a car driver, as a left-handed-person, I'm literally invincible to all criticism! So here are a bunch of gay words no one should read.
"the dems are one of the biggest enemies of the left so their defeat is necessary" If only the left could defeat those dems! Damn those dems! Those dems and not being left!
The modern institution of "present both sides as equal" is a thing, right? Like, CNN is not biased,and because it's not biased, it ought to be purged.
"By the 2030's the democratic party will be full white nationalist" lol someone actually believes this. America is totally racist as fuck yo!
"As a trans woman, as a survivor of sexual assault, as a member of the lower class, as a blue collar worker", as a sexual deviant, as a minor attracted person, as a disabled, as a minority, as a gamer, as a car driver, as a left-handed-person, I'm literally invincible to all criticism! So here are a bunch of gay words no one should read.
"the dems are one of the biggest enemies of the left so their defeat is necessary" If only the left could defeat those dems! Damn those dems! Those dems and not being left!
The modern institution of "present both sides as equal" is a thing, right? Like, CNN is not biased,and because it's not biased, it ought to be purged.
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If trauma makes everything you say valid shouldn’t Joe Biden overrule all these trannies who’s biggest trauma is not being glorified as a sexy lady?
Joe Biden lost his wife and baby daughter in a car crash in 1972, his two young sons were injured but recovered. One the trauma scale I think death of young wife and child, leaving you a widower with two traumatized, motherless young sons wins the tragedy olympics. Biden also lost an adult son to brain cancer a few years ago. Yet I don’t hear Biden claiming PTSD, that his trauma is more valid and important like the mentally ill tranny brigade. Or that all his fuck-up and mistakes are the result of losing his wife and child so you can’t hold him accountable for anything he does.
I guess none of that matters because Biden is a straight white guy. I think trannies hate and resent people who demonstrate strength and overcome tragedy instead of wallow in it. People who don’t use tragedies and difficulties to be a permanent victim are the real enemy.
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Someone should tell him that the first in line for China's annihilation is the Japanese and the second spot belongs to Korea.
wopirish
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I mean, look at how Biden's kid has turned out, didn't he bang his brothers widow and then divorce his wife to be with her after getting kicked out of the navy from doing cocaine then making 100+k a year doing fuckall. Jesus, troons wish they could fail upwards with that much speed and efficiency. I mean fuck even I'm jealous of the level of bullshit coasting they do.
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Permanent dream job? Lol. Permanent? I know when I hear the words Lowtax and Something Awful I think of job stability until retirement.
Bogan never had a real career in marketing, but now that covid-19 has gotten rid of all the lower level online marketing positions she truly is obsolete and facing chronic unemployment except for finding married middle aged men to paying her for the GFE.
I wonder how much money she has guilted Lowtax into paying her and how much he secretly resents it? How often do you think the cost of “his divorce/custody fight” comes up when payday is near?
GoofTroop70
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Not often if those Venmo screenshots are real.
E: I wonder what the mods and admins think of her being the only staff that is getting paid other than the writers. Which is hilarious when you consider the coder isn't even being paid.
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I knew I picked the wrong user name.
Ilmseil
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lol I think you mean "other than the writers, assuming they work for free for
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Wo I found a gbs goon trip thread that wasnt shit
real content what the hell
real content what the hell
School of Fish
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Well speds aren't really good with money by the way. Chris-Chan is proof of that.
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I also noticed that thread. There's nothing that exciting about it, just a guy driving from one location to another while taking some photos. But it really stands out in the poisonous GBS ocean of white noise ironyposting (because facing reality without the shield of irony is just too horrifying for goons, now that they're all middle-aged losers who have amounted to nothing in life).
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The last visit earnest I made to SA, that wasn‘t just to gawk at the trainwreck and mock posters, was probably about five years ago. GBS had devolved into the most boring, one sentence irony posting. It was 100% white noise.
The majority of the OPs were one sentence, the replies even shorter. Anyone who posted more than an ironic or smarmy ten word OP was mocked for “effort posting.”
It finally cured me of my old habit of checking SA forum a few times a year. Letting goons put real effort into OPs either resulted in somewhat interesting threads, boring / stupid threads and hilarious threads giving you insight into the folly of neckbeard life. Like David Attenborough for fat sped nerds. Why it was determined that all effort posting must be stamped out puzzled me, but the result meant that there was no entertaining threads in the forums.
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The manic white noise one liners of 5 years ago were better than the current pool of faggots constantly whining that they found a racism.
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So the netflix she ra show had its final series I went to the TVIV thread.
I couldnt even catch up to the part in the thread when the show dropped
here have some cringe its not A grade though just faggy
It just feels off having adults talk this way about what is basically a kids cartoon.
fuck I remember in the mid ougts when TVIV had a bunch of nerds posting about Star Gate SG1 and Battle star galatica.
Aatrek was right to Ban the my little poney bros maybe they should ve kept him
I couldnt even catch up to the part in the thread when the show dropped
here have some cringe its not A grade though just faggy
It just feels off having adults talk this way about what is basically a kids cartoon.
fuck I remember in the mid ougts when TVIV had a bunch of nerds posting about Star Gate SG1 and Battle star galatica.
Aatrek was right to Ban the my little poney bros maybe they should ve kept him
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Imagine posting on a message board where you would get reprimanded for sensible takes like that. Imagine posting on a message board where internet janitors would reprimand you for anything. Sad.
On another note She-Ra had 5 seasons? It seems like that show just got on Netflix yesterday. They really churned that shit out didn't they.
Edit: i premiered like a year and a half ago WTF