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TwinkLover6969 said:
If you dont have 10 bucks just neck yourself. Even when I was broke as shit I could come up with that.
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None of these people have any money because they waste it all on 30 different subs to various shitty Patreons as well as constantly funneling cash to Low-t by changing their avatars every second day.
 
Christ, look at those stickied threads. Hardship, mental health, depression, crisis, corona - all this and more at comedy forum Something Awful!
 
I remember when politics were relegated to D&D and threads would get moved if they turned into a political thread. Not only is everything political now (a huge fuck you to SA posters outside of the USA who don't care) but you can only have the one opinion.
 
TurdFondler said:
I remember when politics were relegated to D&D and threads would get moved if they turned into a political thread. Not only is everything political now (a huge fuck you to SA posters outside of the USA who don't care) but you can only have the one opinion.
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In that case, everything becomes just a competition about how hard you agree with previous poster.
 
I find it shifts the conversations and opinions constantly to the left because you have to out-woke the previous posters. Plus there's that constant need to be edgy but all the center and right edginess is gone so it's always just leftwing lunacy all the time forever.

Really my biggest grievance is that whether you like it or not you're forced to endure endless U.S politics. It's unfathomable for goons to even think that other places have different political parties, views and ways of governing.
 
Gotta love their constant calls to "mobilize", "fight" and "organize".

Then they face the slightest setback and all declare that they are just going to kill themselves instead.
 
TurdFondler said:
I find it shifts the conversations and opinions constantly to the left because you have to out-woke the previous posters. Plus there's that constant need to be edgy but all the center and right edginess is gone so it's always just leftwing lunacy all the time forever.
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It’s a ratcheting effect. Being a little bit more extreme than everyone else scores you points; questioning extremism gets you banned and/or mass-ignored for “concern trolling” and “tone policing.” Yelling “bash the fash” and “splash the fash” and “guillotine the fash” in response to any white person’s tweet embed is a-ok; posting “jesus christ“ in response to any of that gets you purged for wrongthink. For how fucked up A&H is over here, imagine how worse it would be if Ashy the Angel & co. were banned and then a purity spiral commenced.

trent said:
Gotta love their constant calls to "mobilize", "fight" and "organize".

Then they face the slightest setback and all declare that they are just going to kill themselves instead.
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It’s a centuries-old tactic that saw use even before communists started stirring up the working class to fight their battles. Half the reason why the United States exists at all is because Britain imposed a tax (the Stamp Act) that directly affected the newspapers, and the newspapers retaliated by telling all their readers that the tax was actually on them and was pure overseas tyranny that had to be resisted at all costs. People who work all day and have no time to think about what’s actually going on around them have always been used as tools by the politically ambitious.
 
No Ma'ams Land said:
oh my god it all makes sense now everything about the last godawful month bernie gave up after super tuesday the poor fucker actually believed all the antihype hed heard over the last three years about how it was his fault hilary lost he blames himself for trump and is so terrified of him getting a second turn he agreed to punch his own campaign in the gut to make sure it didnt happen

this is the real reason why bernie didnt go on the attack it wasnt out of love of decorum or sentimentalism of joe biden the man was actually legitimately terrified of being sourced by right wing media for any criticism being made of joe biden and much as was the case with hilary whether any of the things bernie could say were actually true was besides the point

bernie hasnt been running for president since super tuesday hes been running a unity campaign the express purpose of which was to get us used to the idea of joe biden and to convince us that he won fair and square and we should eat our peas but lo and behold joe biden himself kept cocking it up every conceivable way whether it was by being obviously senile being a rapist or just taking a huge loving dump on any policy position that might have made us willing to vote for him

thats why bernie was caught so off guard by bidens blatant bullshit at the debate it wasnt that he was personally offended by bidens lies he was bewildered by the fact that at a public event which had been designed for the express purpose of making joe look good to us he went out of his way to say things that would piss us off probably because whatever flowers for algernon drugs gave biden his obama years energy also made him completely loving forget that he was supposed to be trying to win us over not be an rear end in a top hat to our hero

thats why theres the completely hosed timing of this happening three weeks after the last primaries with no new results joe didnt get the knockout punch on the seventeenth that he was supposed to get and bernies been trying to calm us down this whole time by shifting the campaign apparatus to coronavirus stuff but it just hasnt been working so they took the nuclear option and destroyed the campaign entirely in the hopes that by destroying our hope wed finally give and accept biden into our hearts

these imbeciles these morons these stupid loving ingrates theyve killed us all and they dont even know it yet
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Wanna know how I know you're a mad goon? You have no capitalization or punctuation.
 
Blimp said:
Don't worry, CSPAM is brainstorming other ways to remove themselves from the forum

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We're legit gonna get another goon murder/suicide this year
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It's really great that a mod is making wink wink nudge nudge posts reminding goons to be safe when planning political violence. That could be bad if there were any mentally ill people being whipped into a frenzy by recent current events in the board he oversees.
 
No Ma'ams Land said:
oh my god it all makes sense now everything about the last godawful month bernie gave up after super tuesday the poor fucker actually believed all the antihype hed heard over the last three years about how it was his fault hilary lost he blames himself for trump and is so terrified of him getting a second turn he agreed to punch his own campaign in the gut to make sure it didnt happen

this is the real reason why bernie didnt go on the attack it wasnt out of love of decorum or sentimentalism of joe biden the man was actually legitimately terrified of being sourced by right wing media for any criticism being made of joe biden and much as was the case with hilary whether any of the things bernie could say were actually true was besides the point

bernie hasnt been running for president since super tuesday hes been running a unity campaign the express purpose of which was to get us used to the idea of joe biden and to convince us that he won fair and square and we should eat our peas but lo and behold joe biden himself kept cocking it up every conceivable way whether it was by being obviously senile being a rapist or just taking a huge loving dump on any policy position that might have made us willing to vote for him

thats why bernie was caught so off guard by bidens blatant bullshit at the debate it wasnt that he was personally offended by bidens lies he was bewildered by the fact that at a public event which had been designed for the express purpose of making joe look good to us he went out of his way to say things that would piss us off probably because whatever flowers for algernon drugs gave biden his obama years energy also made him completely loving forget that he was supposed to be trying to win us over not be an rear end in a top hat to our hero

thats why theres the completely hosed timing of this happening three weeks after the last primaries with no new results joe didnt get the knockout punch on the seventeenth that he was supposed to get and bernies been trying to calm us down this whole time by shifting the campaign apparatus to coronavirus stuff but it just hasnt been working so they took the nuclear option and destroyed the campaign entirely in the hopes that by destroying our hope wed finally give and accept biden into our hearts

these imbeciles these morons these stupid loving ingrates theyve killed us all and they dont even know it yet
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Wanna know how I know you're mad goon? You have no capitalization or punctuation.
No Ma'ams Land said:
This dude's a treasure. The thread itself is misery.
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Okay so I wasn't 100% wrong. Still, what an insane fucker.
 
The mods are making the same excuses they made in 2016 in QCS.

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