Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Can @Null find a fat, mentally ill, tranny whore "branding strategist" to start a thread here about all the big brain business plans they want to enact for KF? Just for some old timey SA-style meta comedy.

I think a random cow from the rat king forum would probably have much better and more coherent ideas than Brogan Lay.

Pissmaster General said:
Reminder that his Patreon was over $10,000 at the top of the month.

Five more days to go until February. Think we'll see it drop below $9k? (Of course it will)
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Any goons that actually still read the forums that happen upon his side piece bragging about Lowtax paying her for blow jobs...I mean branding strategy lol... are certainly going to yoink any donations. Seriously, goon donations are going to Lowtax's tax bills, a lawyer to fight his wife and child in a DV shelter and sloppy seconds from big brained branding expert Bogan Lay.

Lowtax has actually done far more to kill the forums since he got free money than improve them.
 
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Jesus, goons asking all these smarty pants questions about Bogan's manic babbling. Just trust this very serious business woman goons.

Actually, she IS going to help the forums...she's hiring developer friends to totally revamp and modernize the forums....she needs money...but that's okay she's good at networking and pitching to stakeholders or investors ....have you seen her portfolios it's filled with all the deep pocket stakeholders she hangs with who are definitely going to give her and Rich lots of money and go viral on SM and live happily ever after. The end.

No surprise Bogan thinks she is a master networker and can solve all of SA's problem's with her sparkling personality and serious business branding strategy....which she will get one of her good friends to work out the pesky details real soon, but she's ready to pitch this shit to stakeholders before this manic cycle wears off.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
No surprise Bogan thinks she is a master networker and can solve all of SA's problem's with her sparkling personality and serious business branding strategy....which she will get one of her good friends to work out the pesky details real soon, but she's ready to pitch this shit to stakeholders before this manic cycle wears off.
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And then it's off to the loony bin/detox/whatever again.
 
Fagnacious D said:
So Lowtax isn't paying Logan but, is he going to pay the devs? Is Logan paying out of pocket?
I'm confused about how all this is going to work.
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So is Lowtax.

Well, not really.

Soon enough there will be a fundraising drive to take SA into a new era... aka pills, booze, and STD treatments for Lowtax and Logan. Meet the new SA, same as the old SA.

[David Caruso YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gif goes here]
 
Fagnacious D said:
So Lowtax isn't paying Logan but, is he going to pay the devs? Is Logan paying out of pocket?
I'm confused about how all this is going to work.
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She’s going to point him to a bunch of consultants who she’s friends with and they’ll cut her in. Jokes on her though lowtax will want them to work for free and will not pay anything.
 
Beavis said:
lol she thinks she’s going to get money from investors to fix lowtax’ broken code. if anyone was dumb enough to give money they’d demand a stake in the company which lowtax would never do.
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Imagine being a wealthy angel investor and a druggie came up to you asking for tons and tons of cash to sink into a dead gay forum with broken code, that actually raised the cash to upgrade to Xenforo but the cash got squandered by the admin who's an even bigger druggie, and the userbase is actively as toxic and hostile to outsiders as possible.

Hell, it's hard to think of any websites that'd be a worse investment.
 
Beavis said:
She’s going to point him to a bunch of consultants who she’s friends with and they’ll cut her in. Jokes on her though lowtax will want them to work for free and will not pay anything.
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But she’s scheduling meetings with VIP stakeholders she networks with (cuz she’s so gud at networking) and will use their money to pay for everything.

repentance said:
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"Hiring developers"

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I do like the fact that Lowtax decided to pop in the thread to make it clear Bogan is full of shit.
 
I like that cat painting. I don't like that BPD squeeze #4 has it as an avatar.
 
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