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AmpleApricots said:
Goons for me where the first people I witnessed up close who play videogames obsessively while not really deriving any enjoyment out of them, rather treating them like a job they have to do by finishing them 100% autistically even if it's not even remotely fun to do so. I mean this is of course not a goon-only thing and very widespread especially in mmorpgs and such, but with goons I've seen it first as sort of a culture and it's also just such a given in all their game-related threads that people who actually play games to have fun and stop playing them when they're not fun stick out like a sore thumb. If they'd invest half that energy they invest to 100% some throway indie "thing of the year" or to optimize their mmorpg spreadsheet simulator by 8% in actually improving their lives, they'd be a lot happier and would not feel the desire to do these things. These kinds of games goons weren't really all that funny, just mostly sad. Most of them were still very young when they were that way. I can't imagine the horror that'll creep in when they get older, realize life is finite and they wasted so much of it on this crap. It's probably one of the reasons for these types trooning out so often. Trying to "start over", in a way. There rarely are do overs in life.
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I lost track of the amount of times I got into it with Goons complaining about "grinding for 100% achievements" in Mediocre Game 3.

How dare you suggest that they stop playing something that hasn't been fun anymore for the past 20 hours! Gotta get those last few gamerscore points that no one but you will ever care about.
 
Ilmseil said:
Most people just feel a sense of revulsion and a desire to avoid trannies, like seeing a pile of shit on the sidewalk. Trannies are disgusting and inhuman, yes, and they love to take the empire faggot nigger smollet narrative where evil white terfs in maga hats perpetuate violence, but the truth is only a tiny fraction of people would actually tie them to their trucks and drag them a few miles. "violence" is literally anything they say it is.
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I mean, you're right to some extent, but you have to realize why these people must insist on having a total blackout on serious discussion of their activities in your country.

If dragging one of them wasn't something that would bring down a twenty-man FBI taskforce on you, there would be people who when sufficiently provoked, would do it. It wouldn't necessarily be every heterosexual man they propositioned, nor every father or mother who saw one of them go into a girl's bathroom after their daughter, but enough people would be willing to do it and they would get away with it fairly often to the point where it would happen commonly enough to discourage them from doing their thing. They have to maintain the hysteria lest these norms return.
 
Yeah really. Claiming that they have to be fucking lunatics screeching about a persecution/genocide lest they be slaughtered in the streets is a tranny talking point.

Most people are simply either annoyed by them or don't give a shit about them, which is their real problem. When you are the type of person to choose your own minority you aren't going to like it when people just don't care. Your identity is one based entirely on generating attention. Negative attention through criticism and positive attention through social validation.

The reason their mortality rate is so high is because of the demographic choosing to be trans. Primarily mentally ill men. If there wasn't a campaign to force this shit on children that don't know any better the suicide rate would be way higher than 41%, since kids are just dumb and don't know any better they don't bring that extreme depression and baggage into the situation that adults do, or at least won't until years from now when they deal with the issue as adults.

This is relevant to SA since the recent tranny meltdown proves what I'm saying. They were furious they weren't being considered in decisions. They were furious they were being treated like everyone else. They were furious they weren't getting special treatment. Nobody can say that any part of 2019-2020 SA, that's been extremely woke for a decade, was hostile toward trannies. They just weren't getting the attention they wanted.

Yes, goon lurkers, no part of SA was hostile toward trannies. FYAD made some jokes. They consider this hostility. The same way they consider "misgendering" or "dead naming" hostility. There is not and would be no slaughter campaign of them.
 
Antisocial Justice Wario said:
Hurt feelings are violence as they can trigger suicide you nazi

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The emporer's new clothes except afterwards the emporer goes "haha actually I knew I was naked this whole time"
 
Anime is Blood said:
Yes, goon lurkers, no part of SA was hostile toward trannies. FYAD made some jokes. They consider this hostility. The same way they consider "misgendering" or "dead naming" hostility. There is not and would be no slaughter campaign of them.
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Yeah this is so true, I literally had no idea that TGRS existed, that there was a lot of troons, that they had some problem, that there was some "war" with KF, or any of that... Until I suddenly got permabanned for having around 10 posts on KF and not hiding my identity here; at which point I was like 'wait what' and started actually reading more into it. It seems fitting that after 20 years of good natured shitposting I get banned for something I completely didn't know about and/or care about.

But every cloud has a silver lining, it caused me to find scarboil which is way more entertaining place to post edgy dad jokes and chortle.
 
Anime is Blood said:
The reason their mortality rate is so high is because of the demographic choosing to be trans. Primarily mentally ill men. If there wasn't a campaign to force this shit on children that don't know any better the suicide rate would be way higher than 41%, since kids are just dumb and don't know any better they don't bring that extreme depression and baggage into the situation that adults do, or at least won't until years from now when they deal with the issue as adults.
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You forget the historically highest demographic:
Mentally ill men engaging in prostitution. These mentally ill men primary clientel are closeted homos, and the odds of said homo suddenly deciding its the himbo's fault that he's gay for "tricking him" is quite high.

I'm just remembering the (likely false, but still hilarious) story posted on Reddit about the redditor going to a tranny hooker to bust his v-card, and as he wanted to be "dominated", instead ending up sucking off the tranny while being insulted and only getting an HJ.
 
soy said:
Yeah this is so true, I literally had no idea that TGRS existed, that there was a lot of troons, that they had some problem, that there was some "war" with KF, or any of that... Until I suddenly got permabanned for having around 10 posts on KF and not hiding my identity here; at which point I was like 'wait what' and started actually reading more into it. It seems fitting that after 20 years of good natured shitposting I get banned for something I completely didn't know about and/or care about.

But every cloud has a silver lining, it caused me to find scarboil which is way more entertaining place to post edgy dad jokes and chortle.
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I was wondering if you were the same soy from SA. Lots of decent people ate a perma for all that FYAD/Tranny bullshit, and in the end they still closed FYAD and the trannies are all fucking off to some other shit show offsite that will cave in under it's own mistaken pronouns within two months.

If I were Low T, I would've nuked parts of DnD at random just to scare people, then I'd wipe out all of TGRS without even offering an explanation. Just glassed over like it never existed. When VICE asks for a comment, I'll send them a pic of me rawdogging my new misshapen Mormon side piece with my stained xbox controller clenched in my yellow teeth.
 
Katy Perry Mason said:
I was wondering if you were the same soy from SA. Lots of decent people ate a perma for all that FYAD/Tranny bullshit
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Ya it's me. Also just for the record I still actually don't know for sure why I was banned since there's no appeal process or even a way to contact the admin that banned me, and the ban reason was just "Go away."

I was going to re-reg and become a forums terrorist but in the end I decided to not do that.
 
an actual idiot said:
Whilst looking into CascadeBeta's Twitter, something of interest was located:
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CascadeBeta follows and is followed by Luca Shoal / Brent Puet, Trans-ABDL babyfur diapershitter.
More history about his life as a furry/ABDL and some truly horrifying pictures can be found here on the farms with some archive links included. This is of particular interest because Luca has proudly admitted in the past that he is a goon.

DOB: 25-2-1987
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 315 lb
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
Address: 7353 Rodebaugh Rd, Reynoldsburg OH 43068
School: The Art Institute of Pittsburgh, Reynoldsburg High School
Employed: Mount Carmel Health tel: 614-367-1255, Senior Cook

Vitals obtained via court record for a traffic citation.
http://www.fcmcclerk.com/case/search/results - enter his information and search.
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Furry shit and confirms his trans-status:
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Twitter: https://archive.li/65FiM - verifies DOB and location
NSFW Twitter: https://archive.li/wip/e2VUG
Steam: https://archive.li/vnBC5 - member of a goon gaming group.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/luca.shoal (archived in the KF link above)
WikiFur: https://en.wikifur.com/w/index.php?title=Luca_Shoal&diff=412018&oldid=385383 - edit history also mentions being active on SomethingAwful. (archive)

The big mystery that remains; which one of these fucking goons is Luca Shoal?
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This is ancient BUT known diaper shitting zoophile Luca Shoal is in fact Manuel Calavera, known furry troon.

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soy said:
Ya it's me. Also just for the record I still actually don't know for sure why I was banned since there's no appeal process or even a way to contact the admin that banned me, and the ban reason was just "Go away."

I was going to re-reg and become a forums terrorist but in the end I decided to not do that.
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Outing yourself here is 100% a ban. People have been banned on SA before because screenshots posted here had the yellow quote boxes, making it look like the kiwi poster was the SA poster in the screenshot.

A lot of Goons, TGRS posters in particular, obsessively read this thread. Some of them might have a guilty pleasure where they secretly read unfiltered forum drama and discussion outside the influence of the gigantic faggots that have complete control over all posts on their forums. You got caught by a different type, the people that need our posts to feed into their persecution complex.

You can choose your own minority but it's rare for complete nobodies to have actual criticism directed specifically at them. Instead of being a faceless mentally ill man living vicariously through tweets they can put themselves on their very own cross because we are giving them negative attention.

I guess if you want to think your ban was even more unfair then you could find out that Sid Vicious and Saint Isaias Boner both registered and posted here, after the tranny dox saga, and both were never criticized for it.
 
Anime is Blood said:
Outing yourself here is 100% a ban. People have been banned on SA before because screenshots posted here had the yellow quote boxes, making it look like the kiwi poster was the SA poster in the screenshot.

A lot of Goons, TGRS posters in particular, obsessively read this thread. Some of them might have a guilty pleasure where they secretly read unfiltered forum drama and discussion outside the influence of the gigantic faggots that have complete control over all posts on their forums. You got caught by a different type, the people that need our posts to feed into their persecution complex.

You can choose your own minority but it's rare for complete nobodies to have actual criticism directed specifically at them. Instead of being a faceless mentally ill man living vicariously through tweets they can put themselves on their very own cross because we are giving them negative attention.

I guess if you want to think your ban was even more unfair then you could find out that Sid Vicious and Saint Isaias Boner both registered and posted here, after the tranny dox saga, and both were never criticized for it.
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To take it a step further Saint Isaias Boner created and ran the GBS Basement Crew/Nazi offsite Skullmund for almost 3 years. He deleted the entire website before "going trans" probably because he had said some pretty heinous shit that would definitely not fly in his new clique
 
Anime is Blood said:
I guess if you want to think your ban was even more unfair then you could find out that Sid Vicious and Saint Isaias Boner both registered and posted here, after the tranny dox saga, and both were never criticized for it.
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i'll never get over how @Start a war betamex was banned. dude registered here to defend the site tooth and nail and then lowtax, a for completely unrelated reason, bans him because he misinterpreted really obvious sarcasm
 
Antisocial Justice Wario said:
The duke nukem forever release was a perfect example of this, with every post saying it sucked getting harsh probes and bans while groupthink gamer goons slogged through one of the worst games ever released because it was called Duke Nukem and had turds in it. There was a 3 page slapfight over someone saying the rail tracks looked shit (they did, like something out of HL1 or CS) and mental gymnastics for why it's fine a game some of them shelled out 100 dollars for (Balls of Steel pre order!) looked like some kid made it in Scratch
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I remember that! It was because AxeManiac, a mod of Games at the time, was a huge fan of Duke Nukem and would post about how DNF was gonna be the best game of all time. When the demo launched, there was a shitstorm of "uh, this isn't very good", and that's when the probations started rolling out.

Before the probations, I thought it was all just shitposting. I didn't think anyone seriously expected DNF to be any good, but I guess AxeManiac was 100% serious all along? He even rolled out "DUKE'S BROS" gang tags, that later got replaced with "Serious Sam's Club" ones once the common consensus was that, yeah, DNF was terrible.
 
soy said:
I feel like they could have taken 5 seconds to mention this rule in an announcement.
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Literally "if you dare read any other websites or get any information from any non-approved source, that's a ban!"


lmao they are straight up subhuman communists (redundant I know)
 
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