Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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WampaLord (one of the mods of BnR) has this link in his profile:
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The Worst Wing Podcast

An episode-by-episode breakdown of Aaron Sorkin's seminal work from a modern leftist perspective.
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Not sure if its actually his podcast but its cringe so probably
 
Katy Perry Mason said:
Fair. I guess since they never shut up about their victim complex I figured that troons were just getting curbed left and right.
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One of my favorite personal cows on FB is a 100% batshit insane tranny that lives in a small city in the heart of hillbilly Appalachia. He’s a hulking brute in a dress. When not ranting on FB live about suing hospitals for wrongly assigning him male at birth back in 1975, the dude walks around town trying to pick up any random street dudes /drug addicts..and then claims he’s pregnant by them. I’ve been watching him do this for four years and somehow he’s never been murdered or even beaten up for being an outrageously aggressive, horny, tranny among derelict druggie rednecks.
 
break these cuffs said:
These people unironically believe that words are violence.
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Hurt feelings are violence as they can trigger suicide you nazi

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Antisocial Justice Wario said:
Hurt feelings are violence as they can trigger suicide you nazi

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Jose the out and proud welfare scammer lmao. I love his old posts complaining about the hassle of pretending he's looking for work by filling out a few job applications to send to his social worker to keep grifting benefits. Every mod on SA is an irredeemably broken faggot piece of shit in some fashion or another and it's hilarious.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Gonna call BS on this. We have a few trannies and crossdressers in the area and nobody has ever done anything to them, and Im about as far South as you can get. Nobody cares, going to prison because you ventilated some troon isnt worth the time lost.
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Looking at the stats for dead trannies, I'm willing to bet that all the rednecks in the former Confederate States combined have a lower tranny kill count than Trans Lifeline.
 
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No surprises here. FredMSloniker is a sad, sad Games poster known for threads like "games that play themselves," "games to play at work," "games to play between breaths" and so on. Y'know, a total fucking addict who's gradually become surrounded by screeching trannies and perhaps has become one himself.

Somewhere, there's a goon who spends every day splitscreening 25 Tycoon games at once while masturbating angrily. I mean shit, there's already EVE Online players who do that sort of thing, like The Wis.
 
Goons for me where the first people I witnessed up close who play videogames obsessively while not really deriving any enjoyment out of them, rather treating them like a job they have to do by finishing them 100% autistically even if it's not even remotely fun to do so. I mean this is of course not a goon-only thing and very widespread especially in mmorpgs and such, but with goons I've seen it first as sort of a culture and it's also just such a given in all their game-related threads that people who actually play games to have fun and stop playing them when they're not fun stick out like a sore thumb. If they'd invest half that energy they invest to 100% some throway indie "thing of the year" or to optimize their mmorpg spreadsheet simulator by 8% in actually improving their lives, they'd be a lot happier and would not feel the desire to do these things. These kinds of games goons weren't really all that funny, just mostly sad. Most of them were still very young when they were that way. I can't imagine the horror that'll creep in when they get older, realize life is finite and they wasted so much of it on this crap. It's probably one of the reasons for these types trooning out so often. Trying to "start over", in a way. There rarely are do overs in life.
 
AmpleApricots said:
Goons for me where the first people I witnessed up close who play videogames obsessively while not really deriving any enjoyment out of them, rather treating them like a job they have to do by finishing them 100% autistically even if it's not even remotely fun to do so. I mean this is of course not a goon-only thing and very widespread especially in mmorpgs and such, but with goons I've seen it first as sort of a culture and it's also just such a given in all their game-related threads that people who actually play games to have fun and stop playing them when they're not fun stick out like a sore thumb. If they'd invest half that energy they invest to 100% some throway indie "thing of the year" or to optimize their mmorpg spreadsheet simulator by 8%, they'd be a lot happier and would not feel the desire to do these things. These kinds of games goons weren't really all that funny, just mostly sad. Most of them were still very young when they were that way. I can't imagine the horror that'll creep in when they get older, realize life is finite and they wasted so much of it on this crap. It's probably one of the reasons for these types trooning out so often. Trying to "start over", in a way. There rarely are do overs in life.
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The duke nukem forever release was a perfect example of this, with every post saying it sucked getting harsh probes and bans while groupthink gamer goons slogged through one of the worst games ever released because it was called Duke Nukem and had turds in it. There was a 3 page slapfight over someone saying the rail tracks looked shit (they did, like something out of HL1 or CS) and mental gymnastics for why it's fine a game some of them shelled out 100 dollars for (Balls of Steel pre order!) looked like some kid made it in Scratch
 
The Fatriarchy said:
I still can't wrap my head around the idea of being "unsafe" online. Like some kiwi will just reach through the monitor and kill someone.
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The true elite kiwi can do this with ease. I can just extend my astral form into the brain of a troon and force them to kill themselves with a single shitpost.

Antisocial Justice Wario said:
The duke nukem forever release was a perfect example of this, with every post saying it sucked getting harsh probes and bans while groupthink gamer goons slogged through one of the worst games ever released because it was called Duke Nukem and had turds in it.
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Now you'd get banned for admitting you even played it without being shocked and horrified by the soggy knees. (The shit gameplay would be completely irrelevant.)
 
AnOminous said:
The true elite kiwi can do this with ease. I can just extend my astral form into the brain of a troon and force them to kill themselves with a single shitpost.
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Your honor, if it pleases the court, the charge is murder in the second degree. The prosecution intends to prove that the defendant Mr Trunemacher did knowingly, willingly and with malice of forethought, cause the death of Mx Applejack Twilight Sparkle through brutal use of their weapon of choice, suggesting that they shave their neckbeard off in their publicly shared cute fits photo.

The axe wound is not relevant to the case at this time.
 
Tanner Glass said:
Even better news! Looks who's a staff member over there - you know the forum is in good hands now.

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Even from the perspective of their dumb circle, this is a really bad idea. They've actively seen how neurotic and overemotional this spastic crybaby is. No matter which way you see it, this is 100% not moderator material.

Plus side, at least they're leaving the not-as-stupid posters on Something Awful alone and all concentrating into one easily accessible area.
 
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