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Lowtax's latest stream is off to a great start.
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Ebonic Tutor said:
Somebody should ask KM about all them donations she got and how magically she ended up with a nice laptop for GTA:V.
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Why the fuck would she need a laptop to play a car theft simulator?

I'm really starting to question her credentials now, especially after she said she's living close to Detroit. She can do the real thing for free.
 
Mr. Boogedy said:
Wait, wasn't LMO bragging about Apple paying for his surgery at least a year ago? Or is he still recovering?
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Troons generally get a couple rounds of revision as shit goes necrotic and they desperately try to get their plastic surgeon to make it not look like a disgusting hole in their crotch. It can take awhile.
 
Mr. Boogedy said:
Wait, wasn't LMO bragging about Apple paying for his surgery at least a year ago? Or is he still recovering?
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The size of that fucking ogre, installing a neovag is probably a 5 year job for a 40 man work crew. Like trying to install a culvert in a mountain of rotting beef carcasses.

Also lol that he tried the WOE IS ME FUCK ALL Y'ALL BIGOTS self-ban like the rest of his tranny cronies, but pussied out and took a probe. What a fuckin' sap.
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
the whole contacting a mod for a ban vs just posting a banme thread is a control mechanism.
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On the other hand, there's rarely going to be a more pathetic reason for requesting a ban than "forum drama is preventing my surgery from healing", so he brought the lulz.
 
Broke: spamming goatse, making a banme with a forbidden tag, trolling troons into a frothy white-knuckled frenzy, calling Lowtax a spineless liar and e-beggar
Woke: asking (?) a mod (??) to probe you instead of ban you (???) while requesting a specific ban reason (????) that relates to the idpol insanity you've invested your entire sense of self within (?????)
 
I hope KM hanging out in Lowtax's thread isn't a sign that she and the Barneys are going to take up residence in GBS.
 
So riddle me this batman.
Shrek's body double over there has a (round) wife. He's inverted his cock. How the fuck is sex going to work? Dipping your dick into a mangled scrotal roastbeef cyst is bad enough, is he expecting his wife to get down there with tongue and get a heaping taste of unhealed surgery? Just stick her nose right in there?

Daily reminder that unlike a real vagina, the inverted penis/scrote surgical pocket, even when colon-lined, has epidermis which keeps growing and shedding cells, ensuring that unless religiously cleaned, it will smell like rancid toejam.
Additional timely reminder that dis nigga cracka lacks the self restraint to just avoid the Something Awful forums while its surgurical wounds heal, so I'm pretty sure you can expect what the hygiene level of its stink ditch will be.


Absolutely Embarrassing said:
Broke: spamming goatse, making a banme with a forbidden tag, trolling troons into a frothy white-knuckled frenzy, calling Lowtax a spineless liar and e-beggar
Woke: asking (?) a mod (??) to probe you instead of ban you (???) while requesting a specific ban reason (????) that relates to the idpol insanity you've invested your entire sense of self within (?????)
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Bespoke: Getting FYAD Shut d own and your ban over turned & upgrades returne for free out of fear you'll get the tranny pack riled up.
 
Blimp said:
Wazzup doggies

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No one cares if he’s there or not. He provides no value or content worth reading except for us because he’s made such horrible life decisions and is mentally broken
forums poster wow said:
that's LMO's parachute account right? he cut his dick off? lmbo
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Yeah, Apple paid for it because some Yospos goon referred him for a job and he somehow got it (diversity hire).

Mr. Boogedy said:
Wait, wasn't LMO bragging about Apple paying for his surgery at least a year ago? Or is he still recovering?
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Welp let me tell you about mutilating your dick, 9 times out of 10 the surgery doesn’t go well and needs revisions. He’s going through revisions, I think he’s up to two now?

Suicide is the final correction.
 
nice passive agressive comments there richard but you should have banned the faggots and closed niggertown and c spam you absolute faggot
 
Sissy Galvez said:
No one cares if he’s there or not. He provides no value or content worth reading except for us because he’s made such horrible life decisions and is mentally broken


Yeah, Apple paid for it because some Yospos goon referred him for a job and he somehow got it (diversity hire).



Welp let me tell you about mutilating your dick, 9 times out of 10 the surgery doesn’t go well and needs revisions. He’s going through revisions, I think he’s up to two now?

Suicide is the final correction.
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LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Welp let me tell you about mutilating your dick, 9 times out of 10 the surgery doesn’t go well and needs revisions. He’s going through revisions, I think he’s up to two now?
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Someone has a problem and it makes him unhappy. He reads on the internet that having his dick turned inside out will solve his problem, and so he does. Now he has two problems.
 
The Gag Knuckle said:
The size of that fucking ogre, installing a neovag is probably a 5 year job for a 40 man work crew. Like trying to install a culvert in a mountain of rotting beef carcasses.

Also lol that he tried the WOE IS ME FUCK ALL Y'ALL BIGOTS self-ban like the rest of his tranny cronies, but pussied out and took a probe. What a fuckin' sap.
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You ever seen the movie existenz?
Beavis said:
LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.
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Wasn't he gonna be a MMA fighter thinking fat = fit? Before the troon thing
 
northstar747 said:
You ever seen the movie existenz?


Wasn't he gonna be a MMA fighter thinking fat = fit? Before the troon thing
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Yes that was when his username was mobn. He was such a shitty poster he got run out of a subforum where people talk about men punching each other in a cage.
 
Beavis said:
LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.
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He was attacked from behind? Dude is the size of two NFL linebackers. Was it a mob with torches and pitchforks? Did someone use the store's forklift to re-create the fight in Alien?

Stories come off a little differently when you find out this vulnerable black woman with PTSD from an assault is actually a 6'6" 350lb titanic white man. I'm not saying it's impossible to assault a man but If a gang of regular sized people took him down like a cave troll I'm going to say they had a reason.
 
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