Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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MirnaMinkoff said:
The tone policing and replies in the thread are what you would expect. For some odd reason no one asks what kind of crazy bitch would get knocked up by some MTF head case she met via OKcupid.
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Taking spiro for years is going to screw up your fertility. It doesn't make you completely infertile but it does drastically reduce the chances you'll knock anyone up because it reduces sperm count and motility.

And yet at no point during this wall of text does he wonder if the kid is actually his...
 
eternal dog mongler said:
Taking spiro for years is going to screw up your fertility. It doesn't make you completely infertile but it does drastically reduce the chances you'll knock anyone up because it reduces sperm count and motility.

And yet at no point during this wall of text does he wonder if the kid is actually his...
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I found that odd too. Not just because of spiro but because she’s some 34 year old weirdo from OKcupid that told you she’s desperate to get knocked up. (I think the goon implied he had just recently started hormones, because I wondered about him still have a hard dick as well)

This troon seems narcissistic enough that he wanted his genetics passed on but not actually be put out in any fashion to rear said child. I’ve noticed many troons don’t want to raise children but want their DNA to continue on. Shiver.

These two are idiotic irresponsible adult-toddlers and I bet that newborn baby hit them like a ton of bricks. Idiots like that never realize how much work and responsibility taking care of a baby actually is.
 
piss challenge said:
They’re leftists in the Kaczynski sense of the word. “Losers” in plain English.
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Behind every goon "leftist" is 10k posts in the gayming forum, an e/n thread about funko pop-induced divorce, and probably way too much disposable income from xir compujanitor paycheck. They're good little consumerist paypiggies who only care about any kind of social justice insofar as it can normalize their sex and brain problems (FUCK YOU DAD).

Ironic, because one of the few parts of communism I can get behind is sending these wastes of space to a gulag.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Portland troon winner OP from E/N.
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She's been handed life on a silver platter: free house, free college, loving partner accepting of her differences, healthy child who will grow up without financial trouble... Everything that people dream of, and no, it's not good enough. What about Portland, the city of dreams, the city of wonder, the shining beacon on the hill?

This is a person that will never be happy, no matter what they do. If they can't accept that life will be filled with struggles, compromises, and pain no matter what you do and where you go, that there will be consequences that you need to live with regardless of what choice you make, and that the world is a cold place filled with mean people, so you'd best find the few who want to be around you and keep them close...

If you can't handle being an adult and living the life you're in, and working to change what you don't like, then fuck you. Abandoning everything and running away is what a child does.

I think at this point, the only solution is for her to kill herself. There's an idyllic anime paradise waiting just inside the barrel of that gun, and it's only 5.5 lbs. of pressure away.

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2 litre soda said:
She's been handed life on a silver platter: free house, free college, loving partner accepting of her differences, healthy child who will grow up without financial trouble... Everything that people dream of, and no, it's not good enough. What about Portland, the city of dreams, the city of wonder, the shining beacon on the hill?

This is a person that will never be happy, no matter what they do. If they can't accept that life will be filled with struggles, compromises, and pain no matter what you do and where you go, that there will be consequences that you need to live with regardless of what choice you make, and that the world is a cold place filled with mean people, so you'd best find the few who want to be around you and keep them close...

If you can't handle being an adult and living the life you're in, and working to change what you don't like, then fuck you. Abandoning everything and running away is what a child does.

I think at this point, the only solution is for her to kill herself. There's an idyllic anime paradise waiting just inside the barrel of that gun, and it's only 5.5 lbs. of pressure away.

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IDK is sounds like the "partner" is as deranged and shallow as he/she is. I mean who decides to have a baby with a aimless, "early in transisition MTF troon" The troon is an idiot that deserves scorn but the woman doesn't seem any better, she just has some family money that prevents these idiots from living in a homeless shelter or Chicago HUD apartments with a newborn.

As a woman I don't have much patience for women who chose to breed with obviously mentally unstable morons then get upset when things go to shit. I feel for women who get married and have kids and the partner becomes a terrible asshole. But this woman had it laid out on silver platter that this dude was a head case in his 30's who's main goal in life right now is to chop his dick off and be a pretty lady. Any woman who thinks that is father/partner material is a psycho and I feel for the poor kid created by two irresponsible, selfish headcases.

Incompetent said:
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i guess this place is as good as any to post why i left that shit show
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Can't read the text on the large screenshot.
 
Incompetent said:
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You may want to be careful about using the same name here as on other forums, even ones you don’t use anymore. Goons in particular are likely to dox your ass if they find out you post on the Farms, and aren’t above trawling your post history there for anything they can use.
 
Lowtax is living proof of the Randian view of the immorality of altruism. Given enough time you ultimately grow to loathe the people who give you charity, and that's essentially what SA has been for years - a charity solely benefiting this guy. And he despises everything about his users and goons.
 
Starscreams Cape said:
Lowtax is living proof of the Randian view of the immorality of altruism. Given enough time you ultimately grow to loathe the people who give you charity, and that's essentially what SA has been for years - a charity solely benefiting this guy. And he despises everything about his users and goons.
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I think he despises goons more because they are a group of maladjusted wonks who take every bit of disagreement with their world view as a personal offense of -isms.
 
Incompetent said:
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What the fuck is wrong with that? Can these pasty-skinned faggots not take a hyperbole without being offended. Even your average Afro-American would laugh at that joke because it's fucking gold, yet this joke is "LITERALLY KILLINH PoC PEOPLES". Christ.
 
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