Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Leonard Helplessness said:
That thread did come back, though it's kinda shit now and has a specific "no transphobia" rule because of course it does. TinTower posts there too, having been run out of everywhere else on SA to my knowledge.
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Goddamn goons post troon pics and just say you ain't scared but they ARE ugly.

I mean fuck your 10bux.jpg. Grow some balls.
 
I once posted a picture of Phil in one of the old threads and someone who wasn't familiar with him used male pronouns, and a troon flipped out at them even though no one looking at the picture would guess that Phil was anything but male.
 
northstar747 said:
So a goon found a way to look at old waffle images and now the goons are going through it and low and behold there used to be interesting content on SA.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3877524&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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These ones are pretty good, though:

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Lowtax update (stolen from SS):
Apparently Lowtax's constant whining on Facebook has repeatedly triggered their automated system that tells people not to kill themselves:

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Leonard Helplessness said:
It's fascinating to see how much of a foaming psychopath someone can be about a Trump supporter, specifically a dead one.

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Of course it's only worth a sixer
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"WHY CAN'T WE ATTRACT MORE POSTERS TO THESE FORUMS?!"

lol at the goons thinking radical tankies, insane trannies, and dipshits like this are what make a good posting community
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
That thread did come back, though it's kinda shit now and has a specific "no transphobia" rule because of course it does. TinTower posts there too, having been run out of everywhere else on SA to my knowledge.
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Tin posts in the PYF Tankies/Authoritarian Left thread all the time. I read that thread for the twitter hot takes and inter-goon warfare and surprisingly Tin hasn't really done anything lol-worthy in that thread so I haven't bothered curating screencaps of it.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
That thread did come back, though it's kinda shit now and has a specific "no transphobia" rule because of course it does. TinTower posts there too, having been run out of everywhere else on SA to my knowledge.
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1) No transphobia/homophobia/racism/etc. This always becomes a point of contention because some people can't understand why we can make fun of some people, and not other people. Essentially, if you think you're being funny by making fun of someone who is trans, that sort of makes you an rear end in a top hat. If you're making fun of someone for eating an entire block of cheese at a train station, that is funny. One person is subject to institutional and social vulnerability; the other person is eating cheese in public. If you can't tell the difference between those things, then I'm sorry. I'm going to be incredibly loving strict about this, including colourful language. If I cannot tell if you're joking or not, I will assume you're not.

ADDENDUM: This rule also encompasses a prior rule, which is that people who are a little fat or weird-looking but who can be otherwise categorized as unremarkable do not belong in this thread. A good rule of thumb is that if you saw this person at the grocery store, would you immediately drop all your groceries and call a priest or a rabbi? That person belongs here. If instead your reaction would be, "Ha-ha, nasty," but continued picking out a pasta sauce, probably not. Do not be goony about this rule, please.
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All weird people are equal but some are more equal than others. Yeah, eating cheese in public is so fucking hilarious that you need to take a picture of it and put it on the internet. Truly the pinnacle of humor.
 
So find your local ratchet tranny and give them five bux for a picture of them eating a block of cheese.

Goddamn goons do I need to hold your hand through this whole thing?
 
Goons bitching about people who are also bitching about censorship. Another goon posts a pretty good example how lacking in self-awareness goons are. Oh and they're now hate-buying the game to "own the racists"?
 

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BlueSpark said:
Apparently the person who made this "art" just created their own idea of what the Retsupurae guys look like, because Slowbeef and Diabetus look nothing like that:

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Slowbeef on the left, Diabetus on the right (the soyboy in the middle isn't Proteus, just a fan).
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Slowbeef looks like he's dead on the inside.
 
ChairMaster said:
Look, I'll stop posting in threads made by people with the same problems I have if you want, but it seems crazy to me that people still refuse to believe me when I tell them that false hope is the most painful and damaging thing that I've ever experienced. Back when I was disgustingly obese I never had to think about what if I could be attractive and normal and functioning, and when I lost 170 pounds all i ended up with was the realization that I was already too fucked up to ever like or respect other people, and that nobody would ever really like me anyways. Losing weight and being healthy was one of the worst things that could have happened to me. Then last summer almost having two friends and almost feeling like kind of a normal person for a while, and then having it turn out that they were probably just putting up with me and didn't really give a shit either way was just the same thing all over again.

People on the internet telling you that you can be better, or that you can be happy and normal when the damage is already done is what makes things so much worse. If I could go back and do it over, I'd prevent my past self from ever bothering to lose weight or make an effort in the first place, because I was so much better off without having tried in the first place. Maybe I woulda died of heart disease at 45, but I probably wouldn't have killed myself before age 30.
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This is the ultimate SA post. Prove me wrong
 
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