Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Vivec]

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Those ads are paying for themselves.

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>KiwiFarms
>Pro goober gremlins

 

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I'm afraid we've lost the right to breathe in the wake of the ads. Sorry guys.

Joke's on that guy, I already can't breath from laughing too hard.

>KiwiFarms
>Pro goober gremlins

Kiwifarms is conveniently whatever we need to be to be hated. We're feminist, conservative, Gamegate, liberal, anti-feminist SJWs incel-chads.

You could just call us a "neutral party," or "a socially diverse forum," but I guess that sounds too positive.

 

[repentance]

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I'm afraid we've lost the right to breathe in the wake of the ads. Sorry guys.

Could they be any more melodramatic? It's a fucking banner ad (which they can easily block), not Mein Kampf.

 

[Ruin]

The oddly reasonable people who correctly point out Kiwi Farms and Chan Culture in general originated on SA are about to feel FAU's banhammer of autistic wrath.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I'm ok with terrorism if it actually means documenting and mocking idiots I see on the internet, now.

 

[The Great Citracett]

K1W1 huh?

That the new superflu or something?

I'll never understand the "words are violent" twitter troon crowd.

 

[Vivec]

Why do autists on twitter keep not spelling kiwi farms out? Is it that they think it's somehow going to remove the ability to find their dramatic ass posts, or is this a voldemort thing (The forum who shall not be named)[PBUH]?

 

[Nekromantik]

The little frowny face at the end just makes it funnier.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Why do autists on twitter keep not spelling kiwi farms out? Is it that they think it's somehow going to remove the ability to find their dramatic ass posts, or is this a voldemort thing (The forum who shall not be named)[PBUH]?

That or they don't want to give us free advertising, unlike that dang dirty Lowtax.

 

[CatParty]

Could they be any more melodramatic? It's a fucking banner ad (which they can easily block), not Mein Kampf.

Obviously the next ad should be for mein kampf

 

[Vivec]

That or they don't want to give us free advertising, unlike that dang dirty Lowtax.

Calling Microsoft M1cr0$haft doesn't advertise it any more or less than the actual name though.

 

[repentance]

The oddly reasonable people who correctly point out Kiwi Farms and Chan Culture in general originated on SA are about to feel FAU's banhammer of autistic wrath.

They like to think that they've "grown up" and "are better than that now". If they really believed that, all of the "old SA" threads which are now problematic (including those in which people were doxed) would have been purged from archives. They haven't been.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

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I'm afraid we've lost the right to breathe in the wake of the ads. Sorry guys.

Oi, you a Farmer? Going to have confiscate that loicince.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
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Kormak didn't listen, as shown here:

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Despite the obvious finality of the situation, that doesn't stop some goons from whining anyway. Then again, maybe if they keep saying we make it a goal for people to commit suicide and that we all have kill counts next to our usernames, it'll come true one day.

Once again, you can tell when a goon is incredibly mad because they stop capitalizing for no reason and use abbreviations in an attempt to come off as snarky.

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(This guy does have a point, it is indeed 2018.)

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(Atomicthumbs gets bonus points for being especially willfully ignorant, for those keeping score.)

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(However, Kormak gets the triple point bonus for consistent and indignant stupidity.)

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But, then again, some goons get it:

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Full responses:

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(link to original post with timeline)

[citation needed]

 

[HG 400]

Why do autists on twitter keep not spelling kiwi farms out?

Because @Hellfire and @CatParty keep doxing people who talk about us on twitter.

i will definitely be buying a second month lol

You should make a banner ad competition for the drawfags.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Next ad should be cute and adorable, like the lil cuddly kiwi and cow merch.

Something that nobody could take offense at, and something a person would look absolutely ridiculous screeching about.

Just the thing for a troon genocide site populated by literal nazis.

 

[Positron]

i will definitely be buying a second month lol

Add "Recommended by Lowtax" to the ad.

 

[MacMasonry]

Because @Hellfire and @CatParty keep doxing people who talk about us on twitter.

Haha, wicked

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

If someone wants to do an ad that would be construed as being pro-Gamergate, you might want to incorporate stuff from the colleague who accused Zoe Quinn of sexual harassment: http://i.imgur.com/5DDiW86.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5DDiW86.jpg
Or the progressive feminist who accused Zoe of sleeping with her boyfriend:

https://archive.is/CseCb

 

[HG 400]

@Null