Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Cryogonal said:
I still do not understand the tens of tens of people who autobanned themselves because lowtax kept the shmorky thread up. I thought they loved outing pedos and other kinds of sexual harassers. Or, is it because they were not the ones to do so?
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Its because Shmorky is some species of tranny, and they have to ensure trannies are protected no matter how fucked up they are. Because its only a matter of time before someone uncovered how fucked up they are, and they'll need the same protection.
 
Spunt said:
Oh, and Troposphere is a troon, if anyone hadn't already guessed. There was a prominent poster (Jastiger, maybe? Can't remember and search is broken) who was perma'd for admitting he spanked it to a picture of them in their pajamas. SA is a weird place.
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If that's true, they kind of pass. I saw one photo in BYOB when I was looking into Pick, and I dont have it, but I didnt get troon vibes. She (?) had brunette hair and was upside down on their bed I think? It was back in 2017 and I dont want to dig through like 17 months of posts to find it. She was talking about her boyfriend and I thought troons were like 90% trans-lesbians.

I tried to google it but all I could find was the photo here and it's questionable:
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7587.2625
Do note that the goons are all thirsting... I mean I guess all their other women are troons who barely pass, so they get thirsty for anything even slightly feminine and kinda cute. I could buy it's a (goony looking) girl.
The rest of her photos are on this page:
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=url7ejpt6ubheqmvck6479o646&topic=7587.2650
 
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The thing with Lowtax is that he's an amazingly shitty person and SA succeeded in it's early days not because of him, but despite him. He is the perfect example of a guy being in the right place at the right time, SA would have become more of a success with literally anyone else at the helm. He'd also probably be a lolcow himself if he hadn't learned in his early days of cyberbullying others that putting your stuff all over the internet is a bad idea.

What makes him especially unlikeable is his inflated ego and what a self-serving liar he is. You can research his history all the way back to the penny arcade stuff to see examples of it so it's not worth it repeating it all. It's just that his personal failures became more transparent with time. Dude wouldn't be able to dig SA out of the crap if you handed him a shovel. He'd just whine about how shoveling is hard while blaming others for not having it dug out for him.
 
So I guess goons are really grossed out when you use the word penis? Mind you this is in the Tinder thread.

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What a bunch of fucking babies.
 
Hey ZDR you big faggot: this is your chance. You only get one shot to take out the king and you best not miss.

Null said:
i will definitely be buying a second month lol
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I think I’m going to buy one too. Then charge it back at the end of the month.
 
Lowtax very obviously hates the people who have squatted out his website and driven all of his internet friends away.

Every time he interacts with the site, his revenues go up, and he still can't bring himself to bother with any sort of engagement.

Godspeed Richard, you lazy nigger.
 
Null said:
i will definitely be buying a second month lol
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pwnest injun said:
Lowtax very obviously hates the people who have squatted out his website and driven all of his internet friends away.

Every time he interacts with the site, his revenues go up, and he still can't bring himself to bother with any sort of engagement.

Godspeed Richard, you lazy nigger.
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It’s telling he’d rather hang out on facebook instead visiting his own forums.
 
Hi, SA! Thanks for linking here for everyone's convenience!


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Kormak didn't listen, as shown here:

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Despite the obvious finality of the situation, that doesn't stop some goons from whining anyway. Then again, maybe if they keep saying we make it a goal for people to commit suicide and that we all have kill counts next to our usernames, it'll come true one day.

Once again, you can tell when a goon is incredibly mad because they stop capitalizing for no reason and use abbreviations in an attempt to come off as snarky.

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(This guy does have a point, it is indeed 2018.)

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(Atomicthumbs gets bonus points for being especially willfully ignorant, for those keeping score.)

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(However, Kormak gets the triple point bonus for consistent and indignant stupidity.)

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But, then again, some goons get it:

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