Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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IIRC, the porn video she did was for a site called something like itouchmyself.com, and she tried to roll with it by changing her name to I Ozma Myself for a while.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
It's probably pretty soft but smelly.

Also, the way I found that pic was simply typing "Ozma fat" into google.
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Surprised ED/SASS doesn't have these ready to go. But that is goddam disgusting like holy shit, why
 
..and that kids, is how gay men are made.

Kidding aside, there's nothing to be gained by posting that stuff. SA or organized SJWs in general, much like most cults and oppressive regimes, declare people who leave unanimously as unpersons. As soon as a staffer has left the site, he was often subject to ridicule and dirty laundry being aired. Nothing posted here about Ozma is something that hasn't already been said on SA itself after she left. These people know no loyalties.
 
Ghostse said:
Ozma was a screeching cat lady, but the real problem wasn't her, it was with the pack of toadies she modded.
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The sense I always got was that in 2008 Lowtax didn't want to run the forums anymore but still wanted the paycheck. EPG and Fistgrrl didn't want to either. Ozma became an admin because she was willing to deal with it for free. She could mod whomever she wanted because she was central to keeping the forums running.

After her and the catladies left, the forums were a post-Helldump mess and there were even less people who wanted to be an admin. Lowtax still didn't give a shit so gave it to people less competent, commies.

Ozma was a dictator but the trains ran on time. Now it's run by commies and is even more broken.
 
superscript said:
Ozma was a perma-triggered cat lady who couldn't stand people having fun unless it was her type of fun, but the trains ran on time. Now it's run by commies and is even more broken.
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Fix'd. Otherwise pretty accurate.
Ozma was shit, but everyone after her has been worse. But though she was moderately competent, she started the practice of staffing the place with her friends, letting them play dictator, and then backing their horrible, slanted to their friends & toadies, and often petty decisions. So even if she had been good not just by comparison, she still let her friends shit the place up, and that's on her.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
The only real issue I had with the mods during Ozma's tenure was a gigantic one- Eggplant Wizard killing the general mock thread for no apparent reason. That was insanely stupid and extremely alienating, it was the most popular thread in PYF.
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I have a feeling they started killing off mock threads cause they knew eventually somebody was going to mock them inadvertently.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
The only real issue I had with the mods during Ozma's tenure was a gigantic one- Eggplant Wizard killing the general mock thread for no apparent reason. That was insanely stupid and extremely alienating, it was the most popular thread in PYF.
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Eggplant Wizard, Real Name Elenor Jefferson, who worked at Rutgers University in the Classics Department while she was a Mod and also wrote rape, beastiality, and incest fiction that she sold on Amazon under the pen name Kali Lowe, was simply the shittiest of the shit.
She was the template for all future mods, unable to tolerate people having a good time unless she thought it was a good time, and killing off good threads or letting her toadies shit them up and derail them with social justice.

Ebonic Tutor said:
I have a feeling they started killing off mock threads cause they knew eventually somebody was going to mock them inadvertently.
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The mods banned anyone who was funnier then they were. Most of the funny people were hanging out in the mock threads. It was only natural they'd have seen them as a threat.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
I have a feeling they started killing off mock threads cause they knew eventually somebody was going to mock them inadvertently.
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The only thing I saw EPW say about the mock thread before she killed it was that she didn't like looking at it because the people they made fun of just depressed her. Why she didn't just let the other PYF mod at the time handle stuff from there is something I don't understand.

EDIT: From what I experienced from my Latin and Greek classes in high school, the weird erotic fiction that she wrote would help her more than hurt her.
 
Ghostse said:
Eggplant Wizard, Real Name Elenor Jefferson, who worked at Rutgers University in the Classics Department while she was a Mod and also wrote rape, beastiality, and incest fiction that she sold on Amazon under the pen name Kali Lowe, was simply the shittiest of the shit.
She was the template for all future mods, unable to tolerate people having a good time unless she thought it was a good time, and killing off good threads or letting her toadies shit them up and derail them with social justice.



The mods banned anyone who was funnier then they were. Most of the funny people were hanging out in the mock threads. It was only natural they'd have seen them as a threat.
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Which brings up another point. The great mod exodus - up to and including Ozma - started when SS began doxing SA mods and admins. Abe wet himself with delight when they all left because he thought he was going to become the new Ozma.
 
Ozma's also a :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:squirter:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:

And don't forget she was cryin' on her Tori Amos fan forum about how her mother in law selfishly spent their inheritance money on her cancer treatment instead of paying off Ozma (fat)'s student loan debt and giving them money to buy a house, in San Fransisco, you know, the most expensive housing market in the country.
 
The real problem with the mock threads was that they would reveal that large numbers of the freaks they intended to mock were in fact resident on the forums. These specimens would then invade the threads. Initially, when Lowtax was around, this would act as a honeypot for removing undesirables, particularly furries and TVTropes paedophiles. But during the Cat Lady era, the Tumblr mock threads in particular would start attacking the same lunatic sjw fringes that the mods were in fact part of, and the threads would descend into chaos as posters would seriously argue that using chopsticks constituted cultural appropriation and people would get banned en masse for having the wrong opinions about trans people.
 
Ghostse said:
she started the practice of staffing the place with her friends, letting them play dictator, and then backing their horrible, slanted to their friends & toadies, and often petty decisions.
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No, that shit's been going on since day one. Rainbow Blight used to ban anyone that disagreed with her boyfriend in GBS politics threads until she got bored of doing it and just let him go hog-wild with her mod account. The rest of the original mods were no better and that's why mods can no longer ban without admin approval and the probation system was brought in, because users were leaving in droves due to the amount of :10bux: bans being handed out for petty bullshit.
 
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