Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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I usually wish most lolcows nothing seriously bad because the majority has severe mental problems and aren't really in any place to fix their behavior, no matter how repugnant it is.

I don't really lust for Lowtax' blood either but I have absolutely no empathy with him. He had all the chances, he made a lot of money too, he just went ahead and did nothing with it. That in itself is fine, it's his life after all but on top of it he's been a total jackass and a lying cunt and still thinks to this very day that he's some kind of very cool eCeleb. He only gives a shit about his bloated ego but when you get really to the bottom of it, he's only trash that was in the right place at the right time.

My personal disposition towards Lowtax is sort of like those weird chat AIs like Cleverbot. I'm mostly apathetic towards them, confused about everything they do, and I'm convinced they only do what they do because it's what they believe how a normal person behaves. And there's also an ever-so-tiny voice in my head that wants to believe they're not real, even when I know they are.

 

[FP 208]

No, but a friend of a goon. I also remember a goon who murdered a neighbors kid and then tried to have sex with the corpse. Don't search the details of the case, they're depressing.

it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Ray_Underwood
http://murderpedia.org/male.U/u/underwood-kevin.htm

aka sa user "mok"

and if you would like to do some light reading (84 pages) of the written transcript of the taped confession by Kevin Underwood of the murder of 10-year-old Jamie Rose Bolin:
first page disclaimer:

http://downloads.newsok.com/documents/Underwoodvideotapetranscript.pdf

 

[Anime is Blood]

Another stupid announcement from Lowtax.

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Perhaps Mrs Lowtax should consider getting a fucking job and contributing to the household finances instead of planning another way to spend money.

Perhaps Lowtax's medical bills might not be so bad if his wife wasn't going to the emergency room for panic attacks. This ain't Canada bitch that shit can cost thousands to even see a doctor.

 

[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Ray_Underwood
http://murderpedia.org/male.U/u/underwood-kevin.htm

aka sa user "mok"

and if you would like to do some light reading (84 pages) of the written transcript of the taped confession by Kevin Underwood of the murder of 10-year-old Jamie Rose Bolin:
first page disclaimer:
View attachment 421345
http://downloads.newsok.com/documents/Underwoodvideotapetranscript.pdf

Damn, it was this guy? I just listened to a podcast about him. What a fucking goon.

 

[MG 620]

How can the current lowtax wife save up any money for uni if they're so very, very broke with a kid and pets and...?

 

[AmpleApricots]

I always placed Ahlililiilili (or however her name is) as a ditzy sort of 20-something by how she writes but that surely can't be true? Also now that old man Lowtax not only figuratively but also literally has no spine, if she's going to uni he's gonna get cucked. (again)

I'm conflicted regarding their finances, misrepresenting/outright lying about his finances in order to get money from goons is something he would do but making bad financial decisions even when he's broke is something he would do also, so who knows. They both don't seem in a hurry regarding getting a job or something like that, tho so I doubt it's as bad as lowtax
makes it sound. He might see the writing on the wall a few years down the road more than anything.

Regarding the white-trashy affinity to pitbulls.. that's also his wife isn't it? I can't ever remember Lowtax having any interest in anything like that. I'd even say if you search the stuff he put online, I'd not be surprised to find him taking a few cheap shots at people like that, because it seems exactly like something he would joke about. (because they're easy targets)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Ray_Underwood
http://murderpedia.org/male.U/u/underwood-kevin.htm

aka sa user "mok"

and if you would like to do some light reading (84 pages) of the written transcript of the taped confession by Kevin Underwood of the murder of 10-year-old Jamie Rose Bolin:
first page disclaimer:
View attachment 421345
http://downloads.newsok.com/documents/Underwoodvideotapetranscript.pdf

Well, it's not like we can act superior when it comes to having murderers on the site. @FuckYou @Heretics on Holiday (though she fortunately didn't actually kill anyone in her tard rage).

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Regarding the white-trashy affinity to pitbulls.. that's also his wife isn't it? I can't ever remember Lowtax having any interest in anything like that. I'd even say if you search the stuff he put online, I'd not be surprised to find him taking a few cheap shots at people like that, because it seems exactly like something he would joke about. (because they're easy targets)

Yeah the pitbull thing has to be her from what I've seen, he doesn't get upset really at goons calling them murderdogs and such. When she is around though she'll get bent out of shape about it.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

It's pretty fitting that he married one of these eternal student people who can never take the final leap to getting a fucking job.

 

[Bees]

excuse me but ashliiiiiiii is a MODEL and I'm sure a nice lady who uses a real picture of herself as her avatar on SA and has posted bathing suit selfies on her husband's site is not! an! attention! whore! and will never ever send nudes to charming gentlemen on Twitter dm.

 

[MG 620]

Better keep the pit bulls around the baby. What could go wrong?

 

[repentance]

I always placed Ahlililiilili (or however her name is) as a ditzy sort of 20-something by how she writes but that surely can't be true?

She was 29ish when they got married.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Which is more unwise for Lowtax to have around his kids: pit bulls or Shmorky?

 

[Ruin]

Which is more unwise for Lowtax to have around his kids: pit bulls or Shmorky?

Face ripping vs pee pee poo poo time. Tough choice.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Which is more unwise for Lowtax to have around his kids: pit bulls or Shmorky?

Or perhaps, based on their reactions, he is the worst thing of all?


Although its pretty damn hard to top the helium huffing klurf-humper.

 

[Monotony]

Perhaps Lowtax's medical bills might not be so bad if his wife wasn't going to the emergency room for panic attacks. This ain't Canada bitch that shit can cost thousands to even see a doctor.

theyve met their deductible im sure so its probably like thirty bucks

 

[MrLobe]

*I disembowel your baby and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

 

[AmpleApricots]

I wonder how long it'll be around this time.

 

[Anime is Blood]

Looks like someone reads the farms

For context Tonetta, one of the main shrieking trannies on SA, made an attention whore thread about how they went to jail for a couple days due to an old warrant and this guy called him out thinking he was leftistmuslimobama/cis autodrag.

It's easy to get them mixed up sometimes because there are a few of them that are extremely mentally ill and incredibly hostile.

 

[Lysol]

snip.

I never went to SA for obvious reasons, but what the fuck happened to the place? I know the rough history of how they got overrun and Lowtax didn't do anything about it, but holy shit. I would actually respect the guy if he dug out root-and-branch style the sjw fucks on his website, though I read through the thread and the last time he tried to he bitched out 1/10 of the way through it. I wish Lowtax the best with his medical problem and all, but I hope that in losing part of his physical spine he'll grow a mental one and fix his fucking website.