Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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No real drama going on right now so I figured I might as well upload this classic SA image instead. We all miss you, Shadow Puppet Of.
 

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Apparently the Metokur thing is still happening:

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Health problems and Uwe Boll nostalgia ( @Lowtax incorrect placement of an apostrophe, 'people' is already a plural so the apostrophe goes after the 'e'):

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I'm sure Zoe Quinn's ears perked up at this:

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Lou Wrong said:
Infamous tranny-chaser goon and "smartest kid in America", fishmech, donated to GDQ. Horray for a rare fishmech sighting. This guy was probably capable of his own thread here a decade or so ago but has thankfully since fucked off so its neat to hear that he isn't dead yet.
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wasnt he the OP for the trans megathreads and didnt he troon out or something? that kid was exceptional.
 
Late, but I'm going to play a little armchair psychology with his older daughter. While co-sleeping causes a lot of dependency problems (usually ones that show up later in life), kids who co-sleep don't usually pick up such extreme anxiety from sleeping alone. At 9 years old, she's at the age where sleeping alone might be uncomfortable but she'd be cognizant enough to know the reasoning and accept it.

Her extreme anxiety issues (self mutilation with the finger chewing and the vomiting) reeks of PTSD. The fact she only does this when in her father's presence is something child psychologists would look for when determining a history of child sexual abuse. It's very likely she's been assaulted by Shmorky. It may have happened at an age that she either doesn't remember it, repressed it, or she's unable/afraid to articulate it. His steadfast refusal to admit that Shmorky may have been alone with his kids could also be denial on his own end. A lot of parents go into denial regarding sexual abuse done by family friends and family members.
 
Dahmer said:
Late, but I'm going to play a little armchair psychology with his older daughter. While co-sleeping causes a lot of dependency problems (usually ones that show up later in life), kids who co-sleep don't usually pick up such extreme anxiety from sleeping alone. At 9 years old, she's at the age where sleeping alone might be uncomfortable but she'd be cognizant enough to know the reasoning and accept it.

Her extreme anxiety issues (self mutilation with the finger chewing and the vomiting) reeks of PTSD. The fact she only does this when in her father's presence is something child psychologists would look for when determining a history of child sexual abuse. It's very likely she's been assaulted by Shmorky. It may have happened at an age that she either doesn't remember it, repressed it, or she's unable/afraid to articulate it. His steadfast refusal to admit that Shmorky may have been alone with his kids could also be denial on his own end. A lot of parents go into denial regarding sexual abuse done by family friends and family members.
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Yea it's pretty obvious Uncle Shmorky bad touched her during Klurf time.
 
I've seen nothing to show that Shmorky is a child-molester. Just that he is a creep lunatic with disgusting fetishes. Going from Lowtax's kids don't want to be with him to Shmorky raped them is a ridiculous leap of logic.
 
Lou Wrong said:
I've seen nothing to show that Shmorky is a child-molester. Just that he is a creep lunatic with disgusting fetishes. Going from Lowtax's kids don't want to be with him to Shmorky raped them is a ridiculous leap of logic.
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I like gossip as much as the next guy but starting things like "Lowtax's daughter has been molested because I'm gonna play pop psychiatrist and overanalyze a thing Lowtax said once" is pretty lame.

The whole point of lolcows is that they do enough stupid/funny shit on their own that you don't have to dig into the A-log psychoanalysis well to come up with more shit about them.
 
Lou Wrong said:
I've seen nothing to show that Shmorky is a child-molester. Just that he is a creep lunatic with disgusting fetishes. Going from Lowtax's kids don't want to be with him to Shmorky raped them is a ridiculous leap of logic.
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There's logs of him attempting to groom minors into sex. Him being some offbeat weirdo isn't the reason so many people have turned against him.

My post was all conjecture though, it'd not necessarily factual and it's absolutely possible she has some other trauma going on.
 
I think anxiety, self-harm and vomiting are perfectly normal and healthy responses to the idea of having to spend time with lowtax.
 
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