Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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In other news, women can have penises and it's totally not something out of the ordinary!
 
Nothing much is going on with SA right now. Apparently Lowtax got enough money from that VPN deal he posted a thank you and hasn't been seen since. I'm sure he will be back whenever he needs more steam budget.

The only thing of note lately is the extreme crackdown on "problematic" posting. They just started giving 30 day probations and have permabanned or banned most of the conservative posters off of the forums now.

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Troon Joke = $10 / 30+ Days off
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Not sucking tranny dicks = 30 Days off
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You aren't allowed to say "Social Justice Warrior" or "SJW" in front of some mods. Eat 40+ Days off.
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You are racist if I say you are racist.
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This is a rare ZDR spite probe. He only appears when he is assmad about something and wants to cry like a little bitch. Anyone that disagrees with him gets shot down because as an administrator he can approve his own bans.

At least it's starting to get funnier because the thought police need to get people for smaller and smaller violations to keep busy since they drove off any contradictory viewpoints over the last ten years. Now you get kicked out of the forums for not agreeing in the right way or if anyone can find a problem with your posting.

I'm sure this race to the bottom to try and eliminate as many posters as possible is only going to help Lowtax with his problem of possibly having to get a job because his cash cow is mysteriously drying up for some inexplicable reason.
 

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ZDR is such a little piece of shit. Didn't he had a meltdown but came crawling back because banning people for thoughtcrimes sure feels good?
 
Lowtax forced them to go through with those bans. I mean what, was he going to turn down thousands of dollars in reregs/account upgrades just because a mod publicly said they were going to do so?
 
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Yeah he was going to lose thousands to Hillary toxxers.

Also goongrats to lowtax for dodging the job search for one more month.
 
Despite the best efforts of Low-T and his pack of pedophile commie admins, comedy still continues to eke out a bleak existence on his dying gay forums.

like a cigarette should post=479674683 said:
Lowtax chuckles and accepts the gift from his daughter, trying to peel open the paper and tape without ripping it. Inside is a crudely but lovingly made ornament, painted white with a blue Twitter checkmark shining under a layer of varnish.

"You said you couldn't get one, daddy, so I made you one!" she says, so full of hope and naivete.

He smiles at her, but it doesn't reach his eyes.

What do you think Lowtax is doing at Christmas?
 
Winston Goon's eyes re-focused on the page. He discovered that while he sat helplessly
browsing the thread he had also been typing, as though by automatic action. And it was
no longer the same lazy, half-hearted ironyposting as before. His keystrokes had been precise, and the message he hit enter on read simply--

A FUCKING COMEDY FORUM SHOULD LET PEOPLE TELL JOKES.

And nothing else.

He could not help feeling a twinge of panic. It was absurd, since the
Post of those particular words was not more dangerous than the initial
act of spending ten bucks, but for a moment he was tempted to close the window and abandon the enterprise all together.

He did not do so, however, because he knew that it was useless. Whether he
wrote it , or whether he refrained from writing it, made
no difference. Whether he went on with the diary, or whether he did not go
on with it, made no difference. The Mods would get him just the
same. He had committed--would still have committed, even if he had never
shitposted--the essential crime that contained all others in itself.
Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be
concealed for ever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for
years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.
 
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