Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Being a goon is like being an alcoholic. You'll be one until the day you die, you just gotta understand how your illness affects you, and take it one day at a time.
 
Man, this thread has gotten real sad. Two years ago I was on Lowtax's side here, but now I'm just reading his breakdowns on Twitter and shit and I can't really see myself justifying that kind of behavior. :c
its not just your imagination or biases, he's been REALLY going off the deep end

Hell, it was only earlier this year he rarely said anything about politics aside from making a pun or something, now it's all he talks about.

Safe to say that after that hilariously oversharing rant about his 9 year old daughter's attachment issues, he's most definitely a lost cause... he's probably overdue for a dedicated thread now TBH.
 
And they keep coming back. Thank Allah they’ll soon be dead, either of AIDS and/or diabetes.

TBF, the conservative posters have jobs, so $10 to offend unemployed hipsters is nothing.
There's few places on the internet where you can go to ensure you trigger some dad's money commies with a dose of reality concern trolling- its right in that goldilocks populaton. Small (and shrinking) enough that your post will be read, but big enough you're certain that you'll be triggering at least a dozen or two episodes of stress eating.
On tumblr and twitter, your post is probably lost in the void, your post on D&D about communist regimes making the first order of business to eliminate the academics will cause panic attacks for days.

Its only sad that the money goes to keeping Low-T passed out in the style he's grown accustomed to.
 
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This whole handwringing about Tiny Brontosaurus is so exceptional. She got perma'd because she had a rap sheet that was two fucking pages long, including 9 bans. That happens all the time. But of course she's black and friends with some mods so she dindu nuffin and instead gets praise from KM for consistently breaking the rules.
 
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Lots of spicy drama in the QCS thread about it. I'm only on the second page, but accusations of racism abound and LowT's commitment to progressive values is being called into question.

You know there's a clusterfuck beyond repair happening when you find yourself agreeing with synthy.
 
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This whole handwringing about Tiny Brontosaurus is so exceptional. She got perma'd because she had a rap sheet that was two fucking pages long, including 9 bans. That happens all the time. But of course she's black and friends with some mods so she dindu nuffin and instead gets praise from KM for consistently breaking the rules.

Holy fuck. As bad as that thread got I went to TGRS for the first time and now people are apologizing to her for being white while she graciously thanks them in turn. A crazy bitch getting banned almost a dozen times with like 60 probations got a permaban and now this is a full chimpout causing multiple threads, thousands of replies and white people prostrating themselves for their crimes.

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If she were a troll she would be a genius but she actually thinks people having a problem with her being a fat, idiot bitch constantly is actually just systematic oppression of the white supremacist patriarchy. Just like anyone who had a problem with the literal schizophrenic who would angrily rant at people was actually just transphobic because they decided they were a woman in the middle of a 50,000 word rant about why they don't need medication because brains are like computer software. Just like anyone who ever disagrees with any of the bearded tranny brigade is transphobic.

She reminds me of anyone that uses a fandom as a substitute for a personality except she is fetishizing black people. Other than looking white and living in a suburban 4/3 she comes off as white as fuck like african americans are her favorite sports team and she just has to go all out.
 
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its not just your imagination or biases, he's been REALLY going off the deep end

Hell, it was only earlier this year he rarely said anything about politics aside from making a pun or something, now it's all he talks about.

Safe to say that after that hilariously oversharing rant about his 9 year old daughter's attachment issues, he's most definitely a lost cause... he's probably overdue for a dedicated thread now TBH.

We actually already have a thread on Lowtax, but usually his antics just get lumped into this thread.
 
its not just your imagination or biases, he's been REALLY going off the deep end

Hell, it was only earlier this year he rarely said anything about politics aside from making a pun or something, now it's all he talks about.

Safe to say that after that hilariously oversharing rant about his 9 year old daughter's attachment issues, he's most definitely a lost cause... he's probably overdue for a dedicated thread now TBH.

It's money, back when LowT was raking in six figures from his not yet dead gay forum he was a conservative leaning libertarian with a gun collection and an expensive sports care. It's only now when he's barely scraping by that he's gone all "How do you fellow Communists?"
 
Holy fuck. As bad as that thread got I went to TGRS for the first time and now people are apologizing to her for being white while she graciously thanks them in turn. A crazy bitch getting banned almost a dozen times with like 60 probations got a permaban and now this is a full chimpout causing multiple threads, thousands of replies and white people prostrating themselves for their crimes.

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If she were a troll she would be a genius but she actually thinks people having a problem with her being a fat, idiot bitch constantly is actually just systematic oppression of the white supremacist patriarchy. Just like anyone who had a problem with the literal schizophrenic who would angrily rant at people was actually just transphobic because they decided they were a woman in the middle of a 50,000 word rant about why they don't need medication because brains are like computer software. Just like anyone who ever disagrees with any of the bearded tranny brigade is transphobic.

She reminds me of anyone that uses a fandom as a substitute for a personality except she is fetishizing black people. Other than looking white and living in a suburban 4/3 she comes off as white as fuck like african americans are her favorite sports team and she just has to go all out.

> Bloviates in thread about how white people freak out at any criticism.
> Bans anyone who even hints that ghetto/victim culture might bare some responsibility for negative outcomes.
 
> Bloviates in thread about how white people freak out at any criticism.
> Bans anyone who even hints that ghetto/victim culture might bare some responsibility for negative outcomes.

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At the suggestion of the possibility of being racist toward white people he got probated by the new SJW appointed moderator. CucksAreUseless swooped in for his precious POC and hit the guy with an additional month. Then the POC posters started a thread in QCS demanding something be done and the guy was banned for being a white supremacist.

It's the whites who are fragile though.

Although I guess in this case it is technically true. The white administration of Something Awful is so fragile they are desperate to not be called racists.

Maybe instead of permabanning the guy that says "Conservative opinions aren't allowed on SA" you permaban the people who derail every thread with a 24/7/365 chimp out about the microaggressions of the white patriarchy. Nobody wants to read that stupid shit constantly from a suburban bitch LARPing as an oppressed black person.
 
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cross-forum emptyquoting this:

Theorizing from afar is fucking goony but I’m 80% sure shmorky touched those kids given the obvious pedophile instincts but all of his clurf porn art since moving in with low tax seems to be influenced by prepubescent girls. Jesus Christ I want to throw up around the house now.
 
cross-forum emptyquoting this:

Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now. No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?
 
its not just your imagination or biases, he's been REALLY going off the deep end

Hell, it was only earlier this year he rarely said anything about politics aside from making a pun or something, now it's all he talks about.

Safe to say that after that hilariously oversharing rant about his 9 year old daughter's attachment issues, he's most definitely a lost cause... he's probably overdue for a dedicated thread now TBH.

He's a cuck drug addict bitch and i'm going to fuck his family
 
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At the suggestion of the possibility of being racist toward white people he got probated by the new SJW appointed moderator. CucksAreUseless swooped in for his precious POC and hit the guy with an additional month. Then the POC posters started a thread in QCS demanding something be done and the guy was banned for being a white supremacist.

It's the whites who are fragile though.

Although I guess in this case it is technically true. The white administration of Something Awful is so fragile they are desperate to not be called racists.

Maybe instead of permabanning the guy that says "Conservative opinions aren't allowed on SA" you permaban the people who derail every thread with a 24/7/365 chimp out about the microaggressions of the white patriarchy. Nobody wants to read that stupid shit constantly from a suburban bitch LARPing as an oppressed black person.
Its ironic since Jose was probably shitposting "White people are terrible" for laughs but he fell for the bait.
 
Hey so anyone who's keeping track of SA being a safe haven for pedophiles, here's a guy in the UFC subforum literally openly admitting he associated with a pedophile in real life. Anyone bringing it up is the real nut, though.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...erid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post479231905

Note one of the dudes in the thread who really wants accusations to go away is Work Friend Keven, an amateur comedian who posts on communist goon hangout Rhizzone and probably knows a few of the socialist goons on twitter. He's probably normal.
 
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