Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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polonium said:
What about the goon that kidnapped, murdered and then cut up the little girl. I remember reading the horrifying interview transcript where he spilled his guts to the police, and I vaguely recall there being some sexual element
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Took me a bit to find him, can't remember his forum name, but it's this guy. Kevin Ray Underwood. Kidnapped a 10-year-old, raped her, cut her up and was also found with barbecue equipment because he planned to eat her.

http://murderpedia.org/male.U/u/underwood-kevin.htm

Guess his SA username was "mok".
 
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juwannaman said:
"Videogame has Problematic Representation bc trans people actually never overshare inappropriately without prompting especially not me and my troon friends online"View attachment 329032
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lol fucking sagebrush still virtue signaling in that dead gay forum

seeing troon platoon take over yospos was pretty funny, you think youve seen numales but then they go an prostrate themselves to champion every lunatic tranny who even glanced at the forum to demonstrate their wokeness
 
All the surgery in the world won't change the fact that he's like 6 foot 8 and built like Shrek. I'd almost feel bad for someone that unfortunate, but he's such an obnoxious fucker that I just can't bring myself to.

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juwannaman said:
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Sorry for OT but Andromeda actually had a token trans character? Holy shit I knew the game was a pandering mess but there was so much wrong with its production that I don't think I ever even heard this part.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Sorry for OT but Andromeda actually had a token trans character? Holy shit I knew the game was a pandering mess but there was so much wrong with its production that I don't think I ever even heard this part.
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Hah, it gets even better than that. At least the shoehorning in was a reasonable backstory. But that didn't satisfy the trans community, with their own particular quasi-religious dogmas!

http://www.usgamer.net/articles/mas...ansgender-character-backfires-on-social-media
 
Sagebrush is proof the only good tranny is a self-harming one
 
Lowtax is in bad shape. Also, his mother has some rare disease and is fucked.
 

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jace821 said:
Lowtax is in bad shape. Also, his mother has some rare disease and is fucked.
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I'm glad Lowtax is completely unable to property run a consumer-focused business. He's fucked, financially. Hope you enjoyed the money you scammed people out of, Lowtax--bankrupcy is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
 
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jace821 said:
Lowtax is in bad shape. Also, his mother has some rare disease and is fucked.
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People on the forums still haven't figured out that it's Lowtax who isn't making enough money and not the forums. The forums easily pay for themselves. Everytime there is a thread complaining about money problems or whatever people are trying to figure out how to make the forums profitable and talking about how Lowtax had to take $10,000 out to "Cover bills."

He never said what bills. He just keeps saying that revenue is down. Goons seem to want to think that the forums are operating in the negative and Lowtax is somehow propping them up with the magical source of income that allows him to be unemployed, pay alimony and child support, buy GTRS, pay $1,000 a month for health insurance or whatever else.

I'm curious how many people would be willing to just give Lowtax even more money if he admitted that the forums aren't a burden operating at a loss and that the problem is they don't pay him enough to have his desired lifestyle and no job. The thing that keeps getting him thousands of dollars is that goons think their website is in danger of not existing when really Lowtax is in danger of having to get a fucking job.
 
Anime is Blood said:
People on the forums still haven't figured out that it's Lowtax who isn't making enough money and not the forums. The forums easily pay for themselves. Everytime there is a thread complaining about money problems or whatever people are trying to figure out how to make the forums profitable and talking about how Lowtax had to take $10,000 out to "Cover bills."

He never said what bills. He just keeps saying that revenue is down. Goons seem to want to think that the forums are operating in the negative and Lowtax is somehow propping them up with the magical source of income that allows him to be unemployed, pay alimony and child support, buy GTRS, pay $1,000 a month for health insurance or whatever else.

I'm curious how many people would be willing to just give Lowtax even more money if he admitted that the forums aren't a burden operating at a loss and that the problem is they don't pay him enough to have his desired lifestyle and no job. The thing that keeps getting him thousands of dollars is that goons think their website is in danger of not existing when really Lowtax is in danger of having to get a fucking job.
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SA could be been a moneymaking enterprise. Merch, foster an actual community while still holding standards. The problem is that Lowtax views the forums almost like an extension of himself. They're "his" forums,", his little fiefdom, they're not the community's forums. Since he couldn't think like a "successful American businessman" he's reaping the reward for it.
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
I'm glad Lowtax is completely unable to property run a consumer-focused business. He's fucked, financially. Hope you enjoyed the money you scammed people out of, Lowtax--bankrupcy is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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Not is only LowT a bad capitalist, he's also an emotional vampire. Muh keedz! Muh neck! Muh momma! God, grow up. I'm sorry LowT's mom is sick, but if he wants money that badly, go organize a fundraiser. Have a potluck, have a silent auction, do a poker run, something! It's not like he doesn't have the free time. Don't juice the emotion outta your customers so they rereg from unjust bannings and buy forum features that don't work. It's like if you went to a diner and ordered a hamburger and cole slaw and the hamburger was burnt and the slaw was rancid and you complained to the manager and he said, "Sorry for your order, but my mom has cancer, so your better pay for your meal or you'll be responsible for killing my mom".

What LowT is doing is just a half step up from Chris begging for money so he can buy Barb bananas, fix her teeth, and buy her butt ointment just so he can spend the money on Legos and vidja.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Not is only LowT a bad capitalist, he's also an emotional vampire. Muh keedz! Muh neck! Muh momma! God, grow up. I'm sorry LowT's mom is sick, but if he wants money that badly, go organize a fundraiser. Have a potluck, have a silent auction, do a poker run, something! It's not like he doesn't have the free time. Don't juice the emotion outta your customers so they rereg from unjust bannings and buy forum features that don't work. It's like if you went to a diner and ordered a hamburger and cole slaw and the hamburger was burnt and the slaw was rancid and you complained to the manager and he said, "Sorry for your order, but my mom has cancer, so your better pay for your meal or you'll be responsible for killing my mom".

What LowT is doing is just a half step up from Chris begging for money so he can buy Barb bananas, fix her teeth, and buy her butt ointment just so he can spend the money on Legos and vidja.
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Lowtax should give his mom Mangosteen. After all according to him it boosts your immune system and can cure cancer.
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
SA could be been a moneymaking enterprise. Merch, foster an actual community while still holding standards. The problem is that Lowtax views the forums almost like an extension of himself. They're "his" forums,", his little fiefdom, they're not the community's forums. Since he couldn't think like a "successful American businessman" he's reaping the reward for it.
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He accidentally created a community that was giving him six figures a year for a long time. You are right he didn't or wasn't capable of capitalizing on it at all and is now probably only making $20,000 - $30,000 or less a year and he is crying about how much revenue is down while doing donation drives.

It's pretty shitty how he keeps acting like the problem is the current community costing him money and he is somehow pulling money from another universe to keep them online so people should donate to ease the burden of magically creating wealth on him.

A good analogy would be a failing community theater. They haven't had a new show in twenty years. They are at risk of closing their doors due to falling revenues everyone! The community better come together and dig deep for the fixture of the community they have all grown to love! People are married here, you grew up watching our plays so dig deep everyone and put your wallet where your heart is! What the community doesn't know is that they more than paid the bills before the donations but the owner was only receiving 10% of the cocaine he did 10 years ago. Their donations went to more cocaine and there still won't be any new shows.

The scam is super obvious when Lowtax claims his only source of income is actually an expense and he needs help! Why the fuck aren't you homeless then Einstein? If the forums are all you have and they aren't profitable then how are you alive? You just aren't happy with the amount of profit you are getting and are taking up donations to pay you, yourself, specifically.
 
Anime is Blood said:
People on the forums still haven't figured out that it's Lowtax who isn't making enough money and not the forums. The forums easily pay for themselves. Everytime there is a thread complaining about money problems or whatever people are trying to figure out how to make the forums profitable and talking about how Lowtax had to take $10,000 out to "Cover bills."

He never said what bills. He just keeps saying that revenue is down. Goons seem to want to think that the forums are operating in the negative and Lowtax is somehow propping them up with the magical source of income that allows him to be unemployed, pay alimony and child support, buy GTRS, pay $1,000 a month for health insurance or whatever else.

I'm curious how many people would be willing to just give Lowtax even more money if he admitted that the forums aren't a burden operating at a loss and that the problem is they don't pay him enough to have his desired lifestyle and no job. The thing that keeps getting him thousands of dollars is that goons think their website is in danger of not existing when really Lowtax is in danger of having to get a fucking job.
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I agree with this. The forums pay for themselves usually around the middle of the month per lowtax. It’s just the profit isn’t cutting it for raising a family, paying child support, etc.

I’d bet there’s someone in KC area that would hook him up with some office job making 40 grand a year with benefits. He could live ok on that in Lee’s summit and anything from the forum would be gravy.
 
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