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BlueSpark said:
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More a general comment than about lowtax but I love seeing people say this shit, most of the world is in dire straits at any given point in history so it really just betrays his own comfy ignorance because he grew up in a cushy midwest American environment and his funemployed job as a comedy site impresario used to get him enough money that he personally didn't have to worry about how his medical expenses were going to be paid. Meanwhile half the planet has never known the luxury of reliable drinking water and Trump's election didn't do much to impact that.
 
Funny how a failing business, growing tax debts, child support payments, and a second family to raise has turned this once proud man to captain welfare.

Why not just move to Canada with his latest baby momma? He can have all the gibs he can handle.
 
jace821 said:
Why not just move to Canada with his latest baby momma? He can have all the gibs he can handle.
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From what I understand, Canada will only take you if you have some sort of marketable skill. They don't have open borders. Lowtax wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting a visa.

Edit: I'm specifically talking about American immigrants here, they have different rules for refugees and stuff, I know.
 
proteus4994 said:
From what I understand, Canada will only take you if you have some sort of marketable skill. They don't have open borders. Lowtax wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting a visa.

Edit: I'm specifically talking about American immigrants here, they have different rules for refugees and stuff, I know.
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It's true. Canadian immigration is actually p.strict. I'm sure at least some of the "I'm moving to Canada!" people were serious but then stopped when they saw the qualifications.
 
i bet he'd bootlick obamacare and talk about how the cheetoman is trying to kill him, unironically, if you asked him what he thinks about a repeal of obamacare, right after his twitter rant about a lack of economic competition in the pharma industry.

dat ambien haze lifestyle
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
More a general comment than about lowtax but I love seeing people say this shit, most of the world is in dire straits at any given point in history so it really just betrays his own comfy ignorance because he grew up in a cushy midwest American environment and his funemployed job as a comedy site impresario used to get him enough money that he personally didn't have to worry about how his medical expenses were going to be paid. Meanwhile half the planet has never known the luxury of reliable drinking water and Trump's election didn't do much to impact that.
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I thought he was mostly talking about his personal perception there. His forum is now in terminal decline and he'll soon have to get a real job to pay the bills. For an alcoholic manchild like @Lowtax, the thought of working a real job is a nightmare.
 
lil thotty said:
i bet he'd bootlick obamacare and talk about how the cheetoman is trying to kill him, unironically, if you asked him what he thinks about a repeal of obamacare, right after his twitter rant about a lack of economic competition in the pharma industry.

dat ambien haze lifestyle
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Nigga's startin' to sound like Boogie. Muh Healthcare! Muh Pillz!

Tho LowT is worse than Boogie, because at least Boogie's poor lifestyle choices only affect Boogie. LowT has 3 keedz, two baby mama's, and one dying gay website to think of.
 
CaptainShitlord said:
Did they raise the price of Ambien? Nice meltdown Rich, keep it up.
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Remember that time Lowtax got wasted and started a twitter slapfight with Notch and Notch called him a faggot and blocked him? He was like "LOL I trolled Notch so hard he blocked me guys!" when in reality he was just being a spaz. He was so proud of that he pinned it at the top of his twitter for months and all his gay little sycophants liked the tweet.
 
Deathfromabove said:
Remember that time Lowtax got wasted and started a twitter slapfight with Notch and Notch called him a faggot and blocked him? He was like "LOL I trolled Notch so hard he blocked me guys!" when in reality he was just being a spaz. He was so proud of that he pinned it at the top of his twitter for months and all his gay little sycophants liked the tweet.
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Yeah, that article he wrote about the experience was so fierce and brave.
 
Deathfromabove said:
Remember that time Lowtax got wasted and started a twitter slapfight with Notch and Notch called him a faggot and blocked him? He was like "LOL I trolled Notch so hard he blocked me guys!" when in reality he was just being a spaz. He was so proud of that he pinned it at the top of his twitter for months and all his gay little sycophants liked the tweet.
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That's funny, Lowtax told me the same thing on twitter. In reality Lowtax comes off really butthurt about Notch for some reason, because, well, he is.

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He's been searching for a creative platform that sucks less than SA for years. Hell, he even gave this place a try.
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Heh, well, the SA forum communities suck (largely his or his friends's doing) but he can't handle a forum where he can't ban people.
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
That's funny, Lowtax told me the same thing on twitter. In reality Lowtax comes off really butthurt about Notch for some reason, because, well, he is.



Heh, well, the SA forum communities suck (largely his or his friends's doing) but he can't handle a forum where he can't ban people.
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I think the reason he hates Notch so much is because Notch got rich off his talent and didn't squander all of his money away like lowtax did. Notch also has fuck you money and doesn't hold back on what he says on twitter and thats very problematic to Taxmans SJW followers who get offended easy. I remember lowtax calling him a neckbeard or mentioned that he had a fedora like dude, you are insulting a multi millionare who doesn't have to work another day in his life you think he cares what the angry irrelevant amiben addict thinks?
 
Deathfromabove said:
I think the reason he hates Notch so much is because Notch got rich off his talent and didn't squander all of his money away like lowtax did. Notch also has fuck you money and doesn't hold back on what he says on twitter and thats very problematic to Taxmans SJW followers who get offended easy. I remember lowtax calling him a neckbeard or mentioned that he had a fedora like dude, you are insulting a multi millionare who doesn't have to work another day in his life you think he cares what the angry irrelevant amiben addict thinks?
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The fact that Notch got all his money from a video game that got bought off by Microsoft while Lowtax's money from the old days is more or less dried up would be telling.

All Lowtax can get from insulting Notch is a few likes. Beyond all of that, Lowtax can be nothing more than a fart on Notch's radar when considering all the other sort of spergs he attracts. Notch makes a tweet mocking someone like Zoe Quinn and any jab Lowtax makes is only a piss in the bucket thanks to all the other tweets trying to make some insult toward Notch.
 
Lowtax does some twitter activism:

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For anyone wondering about that bizarre second tweet, SodaStream is an Israeli company that owns a factory in disputed territory in the West Bank.
 
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Just another question from a non-goon. Why didn't lowtax try to create a more wide-ranging version of ResetEra? Why not make the place fully SJW? Is it because he isn't a full SJW himself?
 
chekovia said:
Why didn't lowtax try to create a more wide-ranging version of ResetEra?
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Lowtax is far too lazy to do anything that involves sustained labour. He's also broke and reliant completely on the technical knowledge and efforts of his leftist moderators and admins at SA.

>Why not make the place fully SJW?

It basically already is.

>Is it because he isn't a full SJW himself?

Just my personal opinion, but I think Lowtax just aligns himself with whatever is popular or benefits him at the time. He was probably a Republican when he had money and now he's flipped to the other side because he's broke as fuck and being given free stuff is suddenly very appealing.

The rest of his slactivism is just for asspats from his leftist fiends. Look at his tweets about trendy leftist stuff: they get a lot of likes and shares; it's probably more positive attention than he's gotten from so many people in more than a decade.
 
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